SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 so i go into best buy on my lunch today, just to kill time. i'm standing in the war/western section checking out the clint eastwood movies and one of the sales associates comes over to harrass me. i've learned not to look at them and respond in a certain tone. they usually go away. but this guy today, he just wouldnt leave me alone. so he comes over.finding everything okay?yes.okay, well if you need anything......oh man, nice shirt!!!!!!i'm wearing a 2004 National League Champions St. Louis Cardinals t-shirt. it is a nice shirt. but i still dont look at him. i pick up 'For A Few Dollars More' hoping he'll just leave. but he doesnt. and thats when he says it.that deserves some knucks, bro.so i turn my head and this douchebag is standing there, fist extended, waiting for me to bump my fist into his. he has a look on his face that screams 'i'm a virgin'. i just stand there, staring at him. i dont move my hand at all. i just stare at him. then the fist. then him. then the fist. it feels like an eternity. but he doesnt pull the fist back, just keeps it up there. he grins and moves the fist closer. finally i bump it.he makes an explosion sound and pulls his fist back. i shit you not.i chuckled to myself. so now we're best friends and he bothers me for like five minutes asking me about the redbirds chances this year. he gets out his iphone and shows me this app he downloaded that lets him follow each pitch, inning by inning. i tell him that will surely come in handy. eventually i leave and make my way to the tv show section and pick up 'the tudors' season 1. i'll let you know. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 knucks are the new high-five. Actually, i'm in the process of bringing the high-five back, so I retract that statement. Knucks are the new high-five that will soon be replaced by the older, hipper high-five.adding the explosion to the knucks is just irresponsible. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 adding the explosion to the knucks is just irresponsible.it was just too much. i've never even considered offering the knucks to a stranger like that. something about it just threw me off. Link to post Share on other sites
byaaatch 0 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 somehow my boss and a couple other co-workers have started to do that. But its one of those you can't keep them hanging but damn feel like a total tard doing it. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Tudors is good stuff, almost through the first season. Saw "The Other Boleyn Girl" first which is the same shit but condensed into a 2-3 hour movie. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 Tudors is good stuff, almost through the first season. Saw "The Other Boleyn Girl" first which is the same shit but condensed into a 2-3 hour movie.i have been meaning to see 'the other boleyn girl'. some serious ass in that one. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 just watched the first episode. it was great. kicking myself because i knew i should have gotten this sooner but never did.lord buckingham is stirring some shit, watch out henry. Link to post Share on other sites
KowboyKoop 0 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I count seven opportunities to kick him square in the balls that you passed up. I applaud your self-control. I probably would've called him a homosexual and then asked him if they accepted checks. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 totally different. if we were soul mates, like shawn and gus, that would be one thing. im not opposed to the fist bump. hell, i love the fist bump. but only between consenting best friends. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 "the knucks?"wow thats totally gayobv the new clap Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 David Puddy: Hey, you owe me five! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 totally different. if we were soul mates, like shawn and gus, that would be one thing. im not opposed to the fist bump. hell, i love the fist bump. but only between consenting best friends.i 127% agree Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 "ghh, ghh, ghh, ghhhh...how about some something more to drink, or something to eat...how about some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers or extreme fahitas?!" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 he makes an explosion sound and pulls his fist back. i shit you not.What's worse, his explosion noises and being personable or you relating this story to your online friends with one of your 127 accounts at this website?I gotta tell ya, I'm a fan of yours, but I am torn on this one. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 What's worse, his explosion noises and being personable or you relating this story to your online friends with one of your 127 accounts at this website?I gotta tell ya, I'm a fan of yours, but I am torn on this one. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 What's worse, his explosion noises and being personable or you relating this story to your online friends with one of your 127 accounts at this website?I gotta tell ya, I'm a fan of yours, but I am torn on this one.pain?try prison. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 New best friends are cool Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 shoulda punched his hand as hard as you could."oh, did i do that wrong?" Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I've never called, or even heard of it being called "knucks". I immediately hate it and wish I never did it.I'm a fan of the slap-shake. That probably isn't its real name and I might just be making it up, but it's my preferred salutation.It's basically a standard handshake, but there's a sort of wind-up before hand. Like you're about to slap someone;s hand, but just rotate your hand downward to be in handshake position. It's a nice enthusiastic twist on the handshake. I did it to this really hot chick I met on a marketing trip the other day. I got her number.Fine. It was her bosses number on a business card because she apparently was just a receptionist and didn't have cards of her own. But whatever. Slap shake is still the way to go. Added benefit- I added just the right amount of enthusiasm to make her bountiful breasts bounce with the shake, but not as much as to be overbearing. True mastery right there. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted February 7, 2009 Author Share Posted February 7, 2009 shoulda punched his hand as hard as you could."oh, did i do that wrong?"or grabbed his fist with my whole hand and shook it up and down. I've never called, or even heard of it being called "knucks". I immediately hate it and wish I never did it..yeah, i'd never heard it called that before. it definetely added to the weirdo factor. and the slap shake with a half hug is how i roll. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I've never called, or even heard of it being called "knucks". I immediately hate it and wish I never did it.I can sense your frustration. perhaps a nice game of beirut could calm your nerves. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 dude, he was so trying to pick you up Link to post Share on other sites
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