rjkdb8 1 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Scored > 170 on LSATLost virginity at 13Expelled from (a) high schoolWas six feet tall at age 11 Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Scored > 170 on LSATLost virginity at 13Expelled from (a) high schoolWas six feet tall at age 11Please go into more details. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I was part of this $11k tab, and was possibly gonna use this for my list as well. Cristal is so very delish.Good night. We shouldn't be given comp cards. I should also learn to never sleep in a chair at the Golden Nugget.-Gotten drunk with the Dropkick Murphys-Have a picture with DKM guitarist and his grandmother from same drunken night-Berated NBA player Kenny Anderson into giving a kid an autograph after he told the young boy to "**** himself."-Seen Dave Matthews Band 13 times(14 and 15 coming in April)-Because of a sicko blizzard in Vail I turned a 2 mile drive into a 5 hour "detour"-Made profit from having college house parties Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 1. Been given a lifetime ban fro US Cellular Field (Comiskey)2.. Got into a fight with former Steelers QB Mark Malone over a paper, rock, scissors bet3. Won the PONY League World Series4. Played D1 Baseball5. Got a hit off AJ Burnett, Mark Mulder and Rafael Soriano6. Witnessed Nomo throw a no-hitter vs. Baltimore while sitting in the Baltimore owner's (Angelos) box7. Partied with Adewale Ogunleye of the Bears.8. Did a shot of Jameson with Mayor Daley9. Once drank a full bottle of Jameson in college and then went out for the night (didn't end well)10. Blew a 0.41 BAC (Over 5 times the legal limt in IL) on January 1, 2009 on a cops breathalizer in the bar on a bet. Then proceeded to beat the cop in a game of pool.11. Goes to the toilet when necessary. Link to post Share on other sites
angrylogger 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 - Have colitis which means I've taken more shits in my life than anybody else- Have had about 25 Colonoscopies in my lifetime.I had active Crohn's Disease for the past two years (prior to surgery in September), so I think I'm a front-runner in the shits per day category at least. Let's just say "the ocho" ain't nothin' for people with inflammatory bowel disease (IBD). I'm not even close to Bob on the 'scopes count though.For the record: yes, it takes an IBD reference to draw me out of the woodwork. And yes, I realize that I didn't post in the other thread a few months ago when someone (HoosierAlum?) said he might have Crohn's, but I really wanted to. I'm a severe lurker.Thanks Bob for the reference and NNB for creating the thread. Link to post Share on other sites
golfanatic21 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Got a hole in one in a scramble tournament on a win a car hole. Didnt get said car because you had to be 18 i was 17 and 8 mo.Scored a perfect 800 on the math section on the SAT got a 430 on the english lol. "before the essay was addedCollege major was golfHeld a course record on a golf course (was first to ever play said golf course but did shoot 1 under so it was legit) it was at the Saguaro course at WekoPa in AZ a top 100 course that you can play.shot 48-29 on consecutive nines in a high school matchDid mushrooms in Joshua tree (after entourage episode aired)Been airlifted off of Zuma beach in Cali after getting water in my inner ear. (lifeguards couldnt figure out why i kept passing out when i tried to sit or stand up. Way overkill)Have never been to a Cubs game and seen them lose a regular season game 20+, and have never seen them win a playoff game in person 6 Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I had active Crohn's Disease for the past two years (prior to surgery in September), so I think I'm a front-runner in the shits per day category at least. Let's just say "the ocho" ain't nothin' for people with inflammatory bowel disease (IBD). I'm not even close to Bob on the 'scopes count though.For the record: yes, it takes an IBD reference to draw me out of the woodwork. And yes, I realize that I didn't post in the other thread a few months ago when someone (HoosierAlum?) said he might have Crohn's, but I really wanted to. I'm a severe lurker.Thanks Bob for the reference and NNB for creating the thread.This gives a whole new meaning to your name. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 1. Been given a lifetime ban fro US Cellular Field (Comiskey)2.. Got into a fight with former Steelers QB Mark Malone over a paper, rock, scissors bet3. Won the PONY League World Series4. Played D1 Baseball5. Got a hit off AJ Burnett, Mark Mulder and Rafael Soriano6. Witnessed Nomo throw a no-hitter vs. Baltimore while sitting in the Baltimore owner's (Angelos) box7. Partied with Adewale Ogunleye of the Bears.8. Did a shot of Jameson with Mayor Daley9. Once drank a full bottle of Jameson in college and then went out for the night (didn't end well)10. Blew a 0.41 BAC (Over 5 times the legal limt in IL) on January 1, 2009 on a cops breathalizer in the bar on a bet. Then proceeded to beat the cop in a game of pool.11. Goes to the toilet when necessary.Wash, PA, eh? This is held like 20min from my house and I have been there numerous times. Link to post Share on other sites
jkalib 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 This gives a whole new meaning to your name. TBH, though, if he is going that many times a day I doubt his is getting logs. Link to post Share on other sites
rjkdb8 1 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Please go into more details.You know, the stories really aren't all that interesting. I was big in to AAU basketball when I was young so my height was measured frequently. Just before my 12th birthday i cracked six feet. But I grew only two inches between 11 and 15 and haven't grown since. The fact that I was big for my age, coupled with the blind luck of being in the right place at the right time enabled my to lose my virginity at a young age. I basically hit a home run during my very first at bat, if you know what i mean. The girl was 17 though, so there's that. I went to a really small strict private school in a small town and was expelled for a bunch of minor incidents, none of which would have warranted expulsion from most public schools.Regarding the LSAT score, I took numerous practice tests under examination conditions, and my real score ended up being 4 points above my previous best (which was a few points above the scores I had been averaging), and that is pretty unusual. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Wash, PA, eh? This is held like 20min from my house and I have been there numerous times.Yep, in 1992. I think we stayed in dorms from Washington & Jefferson College. Link to post Share on other sites
ReraiseAllIn 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 10. Blew a 0.41 BAC (Over 5 times the legal limt in IL) on January 1, 2009 on a cops breathalizer in the bar on a bet. Then proceeded to beat the cop in a game of pool.Either the breathalizer wasn't working properly or you have an alcohol problem IMO, considering a .40 BAC renders most people unconcious at least, typically comatose, and sometimes dead.Or you blew into the breathalizer without waiting 15 minutes after your last drink, artificially increasing your BAC. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Either the breathalizer wasn't working properly or you have an alcohol problem IMO, considering a .40 BAC renders most people unconcious at least, typically comatose, and sometimes dead.Or you blew into the breathalizer without waiting 15 minutes after your last drink, artificially increasing your BAC.I find it very possible that all of this is true. Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 You know, the stories really aren't all that interesting. I was big in to AAU basketball when I was young so my height was measured frequently. Just before my 12th birthday i cracked six feet. But I grew only two inches between 11 and 15 and haven't grown since. The fact that I was big for my age, coupled with the blind luck of being in the right place at the right time enabled my to lose my virginity at a young age. I basically hit a home run during my very first at bat, if you know what i mean. The girl was 17 though, so there's that. I went to a really small strict private school in a small town and was expelled for a bunch of minor incidents, none of which would have warranted expulsion from most public schools.Regarding the LSAT score, I took numerous practice tests under examination conditions, and my real score ended up being 4 points above my previous best (which was a few points above the scores I had been averaging), and that is pretty unusual.Ya, your cliffnotes version was much more enticing Yep, in 1992. I think we stayed in dorms from Washington & Jefferson College.Haha, sweet. I almost went there. Instead they're in our conference, and really good at everything Link to post Share on other sites
angrylogger 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 TBH, though, if he is going that many times a day I doubt his is getting logs.QFT. Same obv applies to Bob. Not sure if that gives you any further insight on him or not. Link to post Share on other sites
babylondonks 5 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Posted on FCP on three different continentsI would add more but I'm off to go sledding with huskies Link to post Share on other sites
CrAcKeDaCeS 0 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I could be wrong, but i don't think it's unusual for a man to be 'behind' Tom Dwan all nightI'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this....he does seem a little effeminite (sp?), right? Link to post Share on other sites
CrAcKeDaCeS 0 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I guess I'll add one more:-Passed the Series 7 examAnd in response to the earlier question about Pink Lemonade.....it's way too sweet, and it makes me feel extra gay when the waitress at a restaurant brings me a nice tall glass of a pink drink while all my friends order beer. But at least none of those friends have tried to rub my nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
Max_Powers 0 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Wait for it:Was in the same bar once as Kato Kaelin. Got a DUI the same night. Link to post Share on other sites
Spicoli 0 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Rescued Brooke Shields from drowning.Used reward money to hire Van Halen to play at my birthday party. Link to post Share on other sites
TRB05 1 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Rescued Brooke Shields from drowning.Used reward money to hire Van Halen to play at my birthday party.I don't think fantasies count.-Lifted a minivan off of a woman's arm after it rolled over in a snowstorm-Won a week's worth of gas for throwing a baseball through a cardboard truck window at a minor league baseball game-Bored myself with my own answers Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 One time out of the blue a close friend rubbed my nuts and asked if I liked it. I imagine that has probably happened to most of you, though. Right? Just me? ****. For the record, I told him to cut it out, but part of me...... you know. Curious? Very confusing 10 seconds of my life. Ha-ha- that's a good question. It was Dockers, which may explain my aversion to anything Dockers, really anything in the Chino pant family. ****ing Andre. I will never forget you, you opened my eyes and single-handedly increased my vigilance. Sort of. Years later I dated a guy for 3 months and didn't even realize it. I thought we were just hanging out. You know, working out, going to toy collecting shows, laying out, applying lotion on backs, etc.- which I found out later is apparently gay, but what was I gonna do? I didn't want him to burn, he had very fair skin. I am just caring that way. That was Kevin. I saw him years later at a mall after I had just been married. I think he was o.k. with it.lol. sw?funniest posts in this thread.-broke 19 bones, including my collarbone twice and my nose 4 times-tried cocaine for the first time and got my first BJ at 17 in Costa Rica on a yacht at a crazy party like the big pimpin video-was recruited to play college football-have benched over 350 pounds and squated over 600-had dinner with the guys from Green Day when they were still a garage band because my mom worked with one of their momswow, you must be a huge guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Lemonade kicks a lot of ass. It's been my drink of choice for most of the past year.What are y'all's feelings on pink lemonade? Anybody that knows me well knows I drink lemonade! I try to keep a focused mind when playing so my fridge usually has lemonade and root beer in it. I get pink lemonade sometimes too. Lemonade is good because it's very refreshing when it's cold. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I guess I'll add one more:-Passed the Series 7 examAnd in response to the earlier question about Pink Lemonade.....it's way too sweet, and it makes me feel extra gay when the waitress at a restaurant brings me a nice tall glass of a pink drink while all my friends order beer. But at least none of those friends have tried to rub my nuts. DAMMIT!!!!FYP Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Watched my team go to the Super Bowl twice in four years. Link to post Share on other sites
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