whining 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I was thinking of outlandish situations in poker and I came up with this one.You are playing heads up with a millionaire donk. You are only playing with fake money because you are broke as always.You have AsAcYou raise the big blind and are called.Flop comes AdAh6cThe donk flips over his cards and shows KhQh. He then pulls out a million dollars out of his deep cargo pants pockets and bets it. He offers you this deal: You can either match the bet with real money (which you don't have and can't get) or he will accept your life as collateral.So what do you do? Do you risk your life for a million dollars? Or do you walk away from the game broke as before?I've spent way too long thinking about it and I've decided I wouldn't risk it.After you answer that question, discuss how much odds you would need to risk your life for money. We risk our lives every time we go out the door unwillingly. And sometimes we risk our lives willing like in skydiving.So how much money and/or odds will it take? Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I was thinking of outlandish situations in poker and I came up with this one.You are playing heads up with a millionaire donk. You are only playing with fake money because you are broke as always.You have AsAcYou raise the big blind and are called.Flop comes AdAh6cThe donk flips over his cards and shows KhQh. He then pulls out a million dollars out of his deep cargo pants pockets and bets it. He offers you this deal: You can either match the bet with real money (which you don't have and can't get) or he will accept your life as collateral.So what do you do? Do you risk your life for a million dollars? Or do you walk away from the game broke as before?I've spent way too long thinking about it and I've decided I wouldn't risk it.After you answer that question, discuss how much odds you would need to risk your life for money. We risk our lives every time we go out the door unwillingly. And sometimes we risk our lives willing like in skydiving.So how much money and/or odds will it take?Really? Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 So take about 1000-1 for $1 millionhmmm Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Money isn't everything. I wouldn't risk it for $100 billion dollars. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Take the bet but start running if the Jh hits the turn. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Take the bet but start running if the Jh hits the turn.nice Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I was thinking of outlandish situations in poker and I came up with this one.You are playing heads up with a millionaire donk. You are only playing with fake money because you are broke as always.You have AsAcYou raise the big blind and are called.Flop comes AdAh6cThe donk flips over his cards and shows KhQh. He then pulls out a million dollars out of his deep cargo pants pockets and bets it. He offers you this deal: You can either match the bet with real money (which you don't have and can't get) or he will accept your life as collateral.So what do you do? Do you risk your life for a million dollars? Or do you walk away from the game broke as before?I've spent way too long thinking about it and I've decided I wouldn't risk it.After you answer that question, discuss how much odds you would need to risk your life for money. We risk our lives every time we go out the door unwillingly. And sometimes we risk our lives willing like in skydiving.So how much money and/or odds will it take?I would accept that deal in a heartbeat, but why would the guy want to kill me? Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I would accept that deal in a heartbeat, but why would the guy want to kill me?If its to have sex with your dead body does that change your answer? Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 If its to have sex with your dead body does that change your answer?No, I just wish I knew what he was like before I started playing poker with him. But hey if I'm dead and that's what he's into, then by all means go for it! Link to post Share on other sites
doublemeup 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 GAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I'd probably do it for $10 million, not $1 million.$10 million you'd never have to work again, these days $ 1 mill is mehThe deck is pprobably rigged anyway Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 No, I just wish I knew what he was like before I started playing poker with him. But hey if I'm dead and that's what he's into, then by all means go for it!loooooooooool Link to post Share on other sites
trystero 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 $10 mill I'd go formy chances of dying in the next decade are probably 1k-1, anyway, between fluke diseases and gruesome accidents. And I certainly don't get put on easy street when life does hit me with the runner royal. edit: Actually 1k-1 is way too high. I'm probably like 70-1 to die in the next year alone. I take the mil bet. Link to post Share on other sites
whining 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Author Share Posted December 25, 2008 I'd probably do it for $10 million, not $1 million.$10 million you'd never have to work again, these days $ 1 mill is mehThe deck is pprobably rigged anywayLOL funny responses everyone.But yah, you thought of something I didn't. If that situation ever came up, the deck is surely rigged. You are right. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I'd probably do it for $10 million, not $1 million.$10 million you'd never have to work again, these days $ 1 mill is mehThe deck is pprobably rigged anyway10 million is not enough nowadays. I'd be spending 5-8 mill on my beach house in malibu alone. I think you'd need several hundred million. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Take the bet but start running if the Jh hits the turn.Haha I don't know why I laughed so hard at this. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 You people are too greedy. I mean I was thinking how little I'd actually do it for. I think I'd go as low as 200k, or even let him talk me down to 150k. Life's too short to not risk your life for small amounts of money. Link to post Share on other sites
Whining's Ghost 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 In retrospect - don't take the bet. Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 In retrospect - don't take the bet.I lolled quietly Link to post Share on other sites
Syous 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 You people are too greedy. I mean I was thinking how little I'd actually do it for. I think I'd go as low as 200k, or even let him talk me down to 150k. Life's too short to not risk your life for small amounts of money.if u're making 100k a year, there's no way u'd take that bet Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 i'd think of a way to negotiate it higher. then, just as i figure out how i can get it to at least $5mil, teal would shout out, 'DONE!" and i'd be left looking somewhat horrified as they started dealing. Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 If its to have sex with your dead body does that change your answer?this is the best response so far imo Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Say he's the Joker or something.He says he's going to kill a hundred kids if you do nothing. If you win, he'll set them free and jump off a building himself. If you lose, he kills you and the hundred kids. Do you take the bet as posed? How about a 50:50?You could easily save a 100 hundred lives with immunizations and clean water and whatnot for $1 million. Maybe you'd really just buy a lot of shoes, but it's something to consider. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 if u're making 100k a year, there's no way u'd take that betI think if I had a lot (family, a house, and a steady source of income) then for sure I don't risk it for any amount. But as it is, I'm single, with no house, and not a ton of money, and 200k would go a long ways in my life. And if I happen to get crushed on a 2000-1 shot and lose my life, no big deal. Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I think if I had a lot (family, a house, and a steady source of income) then for sure I don't risk it for any amount. But as it is, I'm single, with no house, and not a ton of money, and 200k would go a long ways in my life. And if I happen to get crushed on a 2000-1 shot and lose my life, no big deal.I think you're worth more, tbh. I mean, I'd pay at least half a mil to have sex with your dead body. Link to post Share on other sites
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