Balloon guy 158 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I voted for Obama2. I've flown a russian jet3. I have an automobile dealer's license Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I once helped to push a burning couch out of a second floor window at a party at Chip Village while attending Central Michigan University.2. I have lived in Denmark and Tokyo.3. I broke both of my wrists at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I voted for Obama2. I've flown a russian jet3. I have an automobile dealer's licenseYou should think about getting the dealer's license, that way you don't have to pay taxes when you buy cars. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I once helped to push a burning couch out of a second floor window at a party at Chip Village while attending Central Michigan University.2. I have lived in Denmark and Tokyo.3. I broke both of my wrists at the same time.3. is obv the lie, no way you could go that long with out masturbating. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You should think about getting the dealer's license, that way you don't have to pay taxes when you buy cars.I also don't have to pay DMV fees and I can go to the auctions and buy cars on the cheap...Those are the perks of my license which I get in a couple weeks Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 3. is obv the lie, no way you could go that long with out masturbating.lolnope that one is actually true.1 is a lie, I was in the yard when they pushed the burning couch out of the second floor window. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I also don't have to pay DMV fees and I can go to the auctions and buy cars on the cheap...Those are the perks of my licenseSo what is the trick here, that you don't lie. What am I missing? Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I was once featured on a local news show for finding a 6-foot alligator in my parents’ swimming pool. I enjoy most of the typical male pursuits, including sex with women. In high school I was voted most likely to win the Nobel Prize. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I just had some chocolate ice cream in a cone.2. I'm currently watching the first period of the LA-WSH hockey game.3. I am lying in one of the above points.they were all TWIX LIES! It was a setup Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I was once featured on a local news show for finding a 6-foot alligator in my parents’ swimming pool. I enjoy most of the typical male pursuits, including sex with women. In high school I was voted most likely to win the Noble Prize. but those were all true?!they were all TWIX LIES! It was a setupthe only lie with the candy crunch. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 the only lie with the candy crunch.I don't like coconut Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. Appeared on the TV game show called 'High Rollers' (and won)2. Have flown an Air Force C-130 3. Busted out of the 2006 Main Event with Aces cracked Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. Appeared on the TV game show called 'High Rollers' (and won)2. Have flown an Air Force C-130 3. Busted out of the 2006 Main Event with Aces crackedGoing with 1 and 3 correct.You are a city employee...if you were a pilot, I think you would have chosen a different job. Link to post Share on other sites
ranthemover 1 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 they were all TWIX LIES! It was a setupno patience. no patience at all. Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 My nephew is lead guitarist for NIN I was at the original woodstock I was in wtc 1 0n 911 Link to post Share on other sites
outsider13 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I started dating my wife the same day we both got arrested for public intoxication and open liquor when I was 162. I once got so drunk on tequila that I was screaming I was a Ninja Turtle after puking up all the pizza I had eaten3. I don't like to drink very much Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 2. I once got so drunk on tequila that I was screaming I was a Ninja Turtle after puking up all the pizza I had eatenGOAT Link to post Share on other sites
Fphillips 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1) I once talked a smoking hot babe into giving me head at a bar by telling her that I had a bet with a friend that when hard my cock gets hard it bent left and slightly south and I need her help to win $100. 2) I married that girl3) We are still married Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1) I made love to my wife for the first time with the woman who used to babysit me when I was 6 years old passed out drunk on the couch right beside us.2) I got busted receiving a handjob being hidden by a blanket while on a Southwest Flight to Las Vegas by an old woman sitting across the aisle from me.3) I knocked a guy out cold in the bathroom of an outdoor concert after he told me I had a nice penis while we were pissing beside each other at a urinal. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. Appeared on the TV game show called 'High Rollers' (and won)2. Have flown an Air Force C-130 3. Busted out of the 2006 Main Event with Aces crackedYou've never had aces Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1) I made love to my wife for the first time with the woman who used to babysit me when I was 6 years old passed out drunk on the couch right beside us.2) I got busted receiving a handjob being hidden by a blanket while on a Southwest Flight to Las Vegas by an old woman sitting across the aisle from me.3) I knocked a guy out cold in the bathroom of an outdoor concert after he told me I had a nice penis while we were pissing beside each other at a urinal.You and your babysitter made love to your wife on the same couch you used to pass out drunk on when you were 6?Nah, that's probably trueThen #3, you know you were proud Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You've never had aceslol...winnar.(it's was queens that knocked me out...still steaming about that one) Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 My nephew is lead guitarist for NIN I was at the original woodstock I was in wtc 1 0n 911gonna guess 2 is false? Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I started dating my wife the same day we both got arrested for public intoxication and open liquor when I was 162. I once got so drunk on tequila that I was screaming I was a Ninja Turtle after puking up all the pizza I had eaten3. I don't like to drink very much3 lie, too easy!1) I made love to my wife for the first time with the woman who used to babysit me when I was 6 years old passed out drunk on the couch right beside us.2) I got busted receiving a handjob being hidden by a blanket while on a Southwest Flight to Las Vegas by an old woman sitting across the aisle from me.3) I knocked a guy out cold in the bathroom of an outdoor concert after he told me I had a nice penis while we were pissing beside each other at a urinal.all lies ZOMG! Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 all lies ZOMG! hahaha, i kept to the rules, 2 truths and a lie Link to post Share on other sites
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