gfdsa146 0 Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I think that FCP, collectively, should refuse to allow this topic to leave the first page of GenPo. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 There are purposeful jews and asians?those are the two racial groups who actually bring purpose to everything they do (particularly Jews).so I dont get it. were you being sarcastic?also, how is "frat boy with backwards hat" not on this list. He is a much different character than Wally the Wigger and one of the more exploitable people in a B&M game. (MGM poker room, ftw.) Link to post Share on other sites
Footballguru 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 those are the two racial groups who actually bring purpose to everything they do (particularly Jews).so I dont get it. were you being sarcastic?also, how is "frat boy with backwards hat" not on this list. He is a much different character than Wally the Wigger and one of the more exploitable people in a B&M game. (MGM poker room, ftw.)frat boy backwards hat, sunglasses on hat. collared shirt. expensive jeans.FYI L'Chaim FTW Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think that FCP, collectively, should refuse to allow this topic to leave the first page of GenPo.Whoa, Whoa, Whoa....had to bump almost left the first page. Link to post Share on other sites
gfdsa146 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa....had to bump almost left the first page.Give this TheWynn guy a cookie.Bump. Link to post Share on other sites
mr_druid 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Bump!Tom. Link to post Share on other sites
Chet Chetterson 0 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 You guys almost failed! Thankfully I like you all so I'll bump this for you...Is ANYONE going to write part three? Link to post Share on other sites
gfdsa146 0 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 bump this sht Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 You guys almost failed! Thankfully I like you all so I'll bump this for you...Is ANYONE going to write part three?there's only one person that can write part three Am Scray get to it Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 You guys gave up on your cause pathetically easy. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Super Bump Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Damn it. When I saw this thread at the top of the page, I sprouted a semi-chub. Damn it. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 also, how is "frat boy with backwards hat" not on this list. "Frat boy with the backwards hat"This spawn of Satan also comes equipped with the popped collar of his pink polo shirt (or two), Teva sandals, and some sort of bluish plaid Ralph Lauren abortion that he calls pants. By the time you run into him, he’s probably already shotgunned 4 Natty Lights while high-5ing the drooling minions that he calls “bros.” His drive to win at the table, if he’s aware enough to have such a thing, is an effort to maintain the awesomeness that he earned living in a dirty house with ten other guys. He’s “that guy” who wouldn’t let you into his party because he wanted the bleached blonde girls with an iq of 65 and a vocabulary of a speak-and-spell all to his brotastic self. He comes surrounded by one or two of his “wingmen” who have spent over $100,000 of their parents money bonding by beating the latent homosexuality out of each other with paddles and fueling each other’s alcoholism while listening to some of the most atrocious music known to man.This scum of the earth is your arch nemesis. Fortunately, the 30 PBR’s that he drank last night aren’t doing wonders for what little remains of his ability to put words together, or to even read the cards for that matter. He doesn’t actually have intellectual capacity to interpret the funny symbols on the two rectangular things in front of him, let alone make a bet that is derived from any sort of logic. Nothing this guy does is in any way coherent. So, while his play is unpredictable, he may as well be an infant randomly knocking over chips, and he makes for an easy target. Not that it matters much to him since his perception of money has forever been skewed by the trust fund that his parents gave him, which he funnels toward beer pong and the latest Kid Rock album. The satisfaction of taking a pot from his has no equal, and will leave him contemplating where those colored round things that used to be in front of him went. He may even piece together his sloppy recollection of the past 5 minutes together well enough to figure it out if he doesn’t get distracted by scratching his balls. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 "Frat boy with the backwards hat"This spawn of Satan also comes equipped with the popped collar of his pink polo shirt (or two), Teva sandals, and some sort of bluish plaid Ralph Lauren abortion that he calls pants. By the time you run into him, he’s probably already shotgunned 4 Natty Lights while high-5ing the drooling minions that he calls “bros.” His drive to win at the table, if he’s aware enough to have such a thing, is an effort to maintain the awesomeness that he earned living in a dirty house with ten other guys. He’s “that guy” who wouldn’t let you into his party because he wanted the bleached blonde girls with an iq of 65 and a vocabulary of a speak-and-spell all to his brotastic self. He comes surrounded by one or two of his “wingmen” who have spent over $100,000 of their parents money bonding by beating the latent homosexuality out of each other with paddles and fueling each other’s alcoholism while listening to some of the most atrocious music known to man.This scum of the earth is your arch nemesis. Fortunately, the 30 PBR’s that he drank last night aren’t doing wonders for what little remains of his ability to put words together, or to even read the cards for that matter. He doesn’t actually have intellectual capacity to interpret the funny symbols on the two rectangular things in front of him, let alone make a bet that is derived from any sort of logic. Nothing this guy does is in any way coherent. So, while his play is unpredictable, he may as well be an infant randomly knocking over chips, and he makes for an easy target. Not that it matters much to him since his perception of money has forever been skewed by the trust fund that his parents gave him, which he funnels toward beer pong and the latest Kid Rock album. The satisfaction of taking a pot from his has no equal, and will leave him contemplating where those colored round things that used to be in front of him went. He may even piece together his sloppy recollection of the past 5 minutes together well enough to figure it out if he doesn’t get distracted by scratching his balls. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 you forgot his hat, which is twisted to one side of his head or the other. I believe this is the picture you are trying to paint. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 This thread isn't bad, I liked it.More than a bit suspicious about the link though... Regardless, people love it so much I hope it's deleted just to witness the despair. Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbump!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Bump, so I can use the new "like" feature on the post that contains my favorite quote from FCP ever: "Johnny. Fu cking. Chan" Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Bump to validate accuracy. Link to post Share on other sites
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