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Are you even old enough to BUY a beer?pfft. hot guy friends I havent seen in forever at a wedding or onlyme. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me think about that.Yeah, no.
22 in <2 weeks. so yes.hot old guy friends you haven't seen in forever FOR A REASON or random sex with a 22 y/o stallion. yeah, THINK ABOUT THAT
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Are you even old enough to BUY a beer?
I saw him in a 21+ casino, so...
ok hi so new me quizwhere did i go t college?
penn state?
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Club rat one nighter, bar skank one nighter, and an ex-girlfriend who had a son from her previous marriage. I don't know if you've heard this, but alcohol is bad for decision making. Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonThings That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically3. Passive-aggressive disorder4. TransubstantiateThings That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me!3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.7. I'm not interested in fighting you.8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to piss in this parking lot or on the road
BWAHAHAHAHAAHA! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!
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pfft. hot guy friends I havent seen in forever at a wedding or onlyme. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me think about that.Yeah, no.
Ok I was wrong, its not your fault you wont go across state, its your fault you are easily tempted by the opp easy.FMP
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I DONT TLK ABOUT mY poop!!unless its really interesting...lk that one time...it ws hard to uch out..then came out all oily and loudly
Dude, whatever poop story you have, I would one up with my only poop story.
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THis looks like a horrendous photoshop. Is it real?
No, it's real. I met Colbert outside of a comedy show. He took a picture with me. I know my head is extremely huge and i have a frail chest, but it's real!
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22 in <2 weeks. so yes.hot old guy friends you haven't seen in forever FOR A REASON or random sex with a 22 y/o stallion. yeah, THINK ABOUT THAT
Lol. there are plenty of 22 year olds right here in big lake. Dime a dozen.
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Are you even old enough to BUY a beer?pfft. hot guy friends I havent seen in forever at a wedding or onlyme. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me think about that.Yeah, no.
I personally can't wait for this wedding video to hit Youtube.
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22 in <2 weeks. so yes.hot old guy friends you haven't seen in forever FOR A REASON or random sex with a 22 y/o stallion. yeah, THINK ABOUT THAT
Where you gonna find said stud?
No, it's real. I met Colbert outside of a comedy show. He took a picture with me. I know my head is extremely huge and i have a frail chest, but it's real!
That's cool. <3 Colbert
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God damn this thread is flying late night style.
that's how we do
Lol. there are plenty of 22 year olds right here in big lake. Dime a dozen.
i'm worth far more than a dime. your loss, have fun with the old men
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No, it's real. I met Colbert outside of a comedy show. He took a picture with me. I know my head is extremely huge and i have a frail chest, but it's real!
Really? I thought that was Jamie Gold*Prepares for the stones that await my flesh.*
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