MBenz0569 0 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 That tattoo must cost all sorts of confusion every night on the street corner.wow that was SOO creative, I haven't heard that one a hundred+ times. Even when I'm working my ACTUAL job, people say "Oh does that mean the beer is free? ahaha huh huahauhahaha im soo funny jeeeeeeez." Yeah I got this tattoo so I can give you guys free beer and sex. That's exactly why I got it, I'm so glad it's been figured out. I bet you are one of those guys who pulls this classic..."What's your name?"Mercedes" "Oh nice to meet you Mercedes, I'm camaro (or insert ANY car name here). hahahuhhu dur dur dur hahahahah"Let's try being original, really. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 well that's quite the coincidence because I love free beer and free sex. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Hey Mercedes....how you Benz? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 wow that was SOO creative, I haven't heard that one a hundred+ times. Even when I'm working my ACTUAL job, people say "Oh does that mean the beer is free? ahaha huh huahauhahaha im soo funny jeeeeeeez." Yeah I got this tattoo so I can give you guys free beer and sex. That's exactly why I got it, I'm so glad it's been figured out. I bet you are one of those guys who pulls this classic..."What's your name?"Mercedes" "Oh nice to meet you Mercedes, I'm camaro (or insert ANY car name here). hahahuhhu dur dur dur hahahahah"Let's try being original, really.loogie's a stand up comedian. Literally. Being original isn't really in their job description. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Let's try being original, really.you're gonna be real embarrassed when you find out loogie is a PROFESSIONAL FUNNY MAN. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 wow that was SOO creative, I haven't heard that one a hundred+ times. Even when I'm working my ACTUAL job, people say "Oh does that mean the beer is free? ahaha huh huahauhahaha im soo funny jeeeeeeez." Yeah I got this tattoo so I can give you guys free beer and sex. That's exactly why I got it, I'm so glad it's been figured out. I bet you are one of those guys who pulls this classic..."What's your name?"Mercedes" "Oh nice to meet you Mercedes, I'm camaro (or insert ANY car name here). hahahuhhu dur dur dur hahahahah"Let's try being original, really.Is can I take you for a ride more original. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 loogie's a stand up comedian. Literally. Being original isn't really in their job description.Especially since he can only get on Leno.PM brvheart for the youtube link. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 and he's not gay....just mildly effeminate. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Let's get back on topic here folks. Fleur kissing a dolphin: Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Let's get back on topic here folks. Fleur kissing a dolphin: Wow.Is that an accident or is she doing that on porpose? Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Let's get back on topic here folks. Fleur kissing a dolphin: the grip she has while kissing shows plenty of potential. Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I worked in a comedy club for two years. Some of my best friends are comedians. Every day i have 3 friends providing comic relief for all of my daily situations. It actually makes more sense that he's a standup comedian.My favorite comedian of all time and a buddy of mine. Check him out on rooftop comedy and comedy central, comedy central presents... Chad Daniels. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....-school-reunionAlso if you are ever bored on here look up some my friends and very funny guys Theo Von, Claude Stuart, and Chad Miller. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Let's get back on topic here folks. Fleur kissing a dolphin: HHAHAHAHAH God I miss Fleur. You fags chased her off, she was the greatest. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 HHAHAHAHAH God I miss Fleur. You fags chased her off, she was the greatest.Yes, it is too bad she galloped off into the sunset... Link to post Share on other sites
Gallo 1 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Let's get back on topic here folks. Fleur kissing a dolphin: looooooooooolWow.Is that an accident or is she doing that on porpose?I think this was a toungue in cheek joke that really didn't work and no one else got it but me. sigh. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 So one real available girl is all this site has had in 3 years, and you bozos scared her off. She was probably soon telling all her hot friends about this place as well, instead we have a Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 the sausage party picture is basically wonderful Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 So one real available girl is all this site has had in 3 years, and you bozos scared her off. She was probably soon telling all her hot friends about this place as well, instead we have a All Natural Casings? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 So one real available girl is all this site has had in 3 years, and you bozos scared her off. She was probably soon telling all her hot friends about this place as well, instead we have a Well, Benz has replaced her.. and if not as ironically awesome, is hotter and more masochistic. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Cancel the circle jerk ?? Link to post Share on other sites
WageSlave 0 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Cancel the circle jerk ??HELL NO! Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Those sausages actually look like they are having a good time. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Those sausages actually look like they are having a good time.and we don't? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 i'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got not rythm. though its easy to pretend, i know you're not a fool. i should have known better than to cheat a friend, and waste this chance that i've been given. so i'm never gonna dance again, the way i danced with you... Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 i'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got not rythm. though its easy to pretend, i know you're not a fool. i should have known better than to cheat a friend, and waste this chance that i've been given. so i'm never gonna dance again, the way i danced with you...Tonight the music seems so loud, I wish that beat could lose this crowd, Maybe it's better this way, We'd hurt eachother with the things we want to say, We could have been so good together, We could have been in this dance forever, But no one's gonna dance with me, Please stay Link to post Share on other sites
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