HangukMiguk 8 Posted February 4, 2008 Author Share Posted February 4, 2008 DAER HANGUKMIGUKAPLAEZ TOUCH YORUSRELFLVOEYROSUELF Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Hi Hang.Miss you. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Dear HangukMiguk,I have this friend, ok? In fact, he's not really a friend, more like my sister's boyfriend's sister's boyfriend. Anyway, this guy has a problem. He loves milkshakes. Vanilla especially, but he'll drink the Chocolate one's from time to time. Anyway, this guy hates his girlfriend, and I don't blame him. She's a total bitch and loves getting herself off by using her bedpost a la Vagina Monologues. The problem is, he's getting sex on a constant basis (like 2-3 times a night), and she even lets herself be doused in milkshakes for him to drink up, so he's willing to over look the bitchiness. However, she's got him on a short leash, and he can't do anything about it if he wants nookie 2-3 times a night. That being said, my question to you is:Is there anyway he can get a discount on condoms? It's gotten to the point where snorting coke would be cheaper.Thanks,gkunit20. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 Dear HangukMiguk,I have this friend, ok? In fact, he's not really a friend, more like my sister's boyfriend's sister's boyfriend. Anyway, this guy has a problem. He loves milkshakes. Vanilla especially, but he'll drink the Chocolate one's from time to time. Anyway, this guy hates his girlfriend, and I don't blame him. She's a total bitch and loves getting herself off by using her bedpost a la Vagina Monologues. The problem is, he's getting sex on a constant basis (like 2-3 times a night), and she even lets herself be doused in milkshakes for him to drink up, so he's willing to over look the bitchiness. However, she's got him on a short leash, and he can't do anything about it if he wants nookie 2-3 times a night. That being said, my question to you is:Is there anyway he can get a discount on condoms? It's gotten to the point where snorting coke would be cheaper.Thanks,gkunit20.Dear GK,Forget discounted condoms (He can get them for free online, btw). He needs to learn that milkshakes DON'T bring all the boys to yard. I'd teach him this, but I'd have to charge. Also, he probably needs to have a prostate exam. That's just me though.Leave the chick, hook up with a girl who works at Dairy Queen.Hope this helps. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted February 16, 2008 Author Share Posted February 16, 2008 DAER HANGUKMIGUKAPLAEZ TOUCH YORUSRELFLVOEYROSUELFDear Myself,I did.Hi Hang.Miss you.Dear Jeff,I miss me too. Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Dear GK,Forget discounted condoms (He can get them for free online, btw). He needs to learn that milkshakes DON'T bring all the boys to yard. I'd teach him this, but I'd have to charge. Also, he probably needs to have a prostate exam. That's just me though.Leave the chick, hook up with a girl who works at Dairy Queen.Hope this helps.I lol'ed. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Dear GK,Forget discounted condoms (He can get them for free online, btw). He needs to learn that milkshakes DON'T bring all the boys to yard. I'd teach him this, but I'd have to charge. Also, he probably needs to have a prostate exam. That's just me though.Leave the chick, hook up with a girl who works at Dairy Queen.Hope this helps.Thank you so much. I'll be sure to let him know. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Dear Troy,I think you should do a re-enactment, and put it on Youtube.This nothing to be embarrassed about. You are just preparing the lovely couple for the bounds of matrimony. If they can't handle someone farting at their wedding, they're pussies and shouldn't get married to each other.If the wedding was called off, you did a great civil service, and virgins shall be offered up to you.If the wedding wasn't called off, then obviously they are supposed to be together, and virgins shall still be offered up to you.Either way, you win.Dear Hang,I'm still waiting for the virgins. Where are they? Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Dear Hang,I have a two part questionWould you have a threesome with Daniel Day Lewis and Javier Bardem (if you were gay or straight)?Would you be the Salami?-gkunit20 Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 Dear Hang,I'm still waiting for the virgins. Where are they?Dear Troy,Funny you should mention that. After I sent you that response, DanielNegreanu sent me a PM stating that he wanted to include a copy of his newest book along with the virgins. We are still waiting for the shipment of books in order to ship your order for 13 virgins. They should arrive shortly sometime before you die.EDIT: I am being held at gunpoint by some guy wearing pantyhose on his head with a bad combover saying to announce that you will receive them shortly. Be patient. Daniel has also promised that this book will be signed by him using a mixture of his blood and semen.For your troubles, we will also send you a mini-replica of Kurt's couch, with a mold of Kurt's middle finger made out of Play-Doh for size reference.Dear Hang,I have a two part questionWould you have a threesome with Daniel Day Lewis and Javier Bardem (if you were gay or straight)?Would you be the Salami?-gkunit20Dear gkunit,I cannot be the salami, as I am salami-intolerant. Yes, that's really a medical condition. No, you can't look it up on WebMD.If I have to partake in this, I will be the kaiser.If not, I will hold the camera. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Dear Hang, If you were gay and single, would you marry me? If you aren't gay, would you do it anyway?If still no, would you go to prom with me?[ ] Yes[ ] No[ ] MaybePlaying with self while waiting for answer Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 Dear Hang, If you were gay and single, would you marry me? If you aren't gay, would you do it anyway?If still no, would you go to prom with me?[ ] Yes[ ] No[ ] MaybePlaying with self while waiting for answer Dear Buckeye,*Examines timestamp on your post*You must be spent right now, right?My work here is done.Anyway, only if I had a sex change...and you paid. I'm cheap like that.But as for prom, there was really only one person I wanted to go to prom with, and I did, so sorry......no it wasn't my mom. Or my dad. Or Suited. Either Suited. Or my sister. Or Flushgarden's mannish sister-in-law.I hope I derailed every possible attack on the above statement. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Dear Buckeye,*Examines timestamp on your post*You must be spent right now, right?My work here is done.Anyway, only if I had a sex change...and you paid. I'm cheap like that.But as for prom, there was really only one person I wanted to go to prom with, and I did, so sorry......no it wasn't my mom. Or my dad. Or Suited. Either Suited. Or my sister. Or Flushgarden's mannish sister-in-law.I hope I derailed every possible attack on the above statement.Dear Hang, Prom was great!XOXOXOSee you soon,Troyo Link to post Share on other sites
Buddah612 0 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Dear Hang, I have a problem. I seem to be allergic to alcohol. Whenever I drink, I breakout. Most of the time I breakout teeth and windows. It happens quite often but I seem to enjoy it a lot. What is your solution? Shall I continue to drink beer or move up to straight Jack?Thanks in advance,Buddah Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 Dear Hang, Prom was great!XOXOXOSee you soon,TroyoDear Troy,I had a good time too. But next time, don't get so grabby when you're going for the garter.SmoochesDear Hang, I have a problem. I seem to be allergic to alcohol. Whenever I drink, I breakout. Most of the time I breakout teeth and windows. It happens quite often but I seem to enjoy it a lot. What is your solution? Shall I continue to drink beer or move up to straight Jack?Thanks in advance,BuddahDear Buddah,I suggest you continue to drink heavily, but instead of being near windows and teeth, be near hookers.They're more easily replaced. Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Dear Corey, why do I have this intense attraction to my bowl of noodles? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 24, 2014 Author Share Posted October 24, 2014 Dear Corey, why do I have this intense attraction to my bowl of noodles? Â Dear Adrian, Â You may think this is where I tell you that you have yellow fever. On the contrary, this is where I tell you that you are gay and dreaming of filling your mouth with limp noodles. Â The only advice I can give for you is to stop listening to Cher. This may cause these feelings to diminish within a week or two. After that, I will demand that you stop watching Dancing With The Stars. Carlton can't save you. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Big D, hit em with the noose. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 he already knows. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 You give that noose to me now. Â I don't want to see BigD going soft. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,902 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 You give that noose to me now. Â I don't want to see BigD going soft. Ever. Â Mmmm 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Thing is, even when the BigD goes soft, he still comes harder than 9 out of 10 men. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 19, 2015 Author Share Posted April 19, 2015 And who is that one? Â Wait, why am I asking questions in my own thread? Â Did it again...FML Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 2 Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted April 21, 2015 Author Share Posted April 21, 2015 I need to borrow that for the day, I'mma have it back to you by the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
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