MarkACE

Limp in and call raises preflop with 7-2 untill you hit the flop and go all in!!! Believe me...forget the money, he's on tilt!!!

So they're back on but i guess they don't remember how much money i have...

I was in 3 SnG's and Doubled up in two of them and was chip leader in another one and this happens!!! BS!!! Folded my KK also on one table...

I guess he would be proud of me too...oren567 folds.Pewter66 folds.natisk folds.sbenoit calls [$0.75].skeeter200zx has joined the table.FrisB33 folds.** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 9s, Ah ]sbenoit checks.Jmarky bets [$0.50].sbenoit raises [$1].Jmarky raises [$1].sbenoit calls [$0.50].** Dealing Turn ** [ 7h ]sbenoit checks.Jmarky bets [$1].sbenoit calls [$1].** Dealing River ** [ 9c ]sbenoit checks.Jmarky checks.sbenoit shows [ 9h, 3c ] three of a kind, nines.Jmarky doesn't show [ Ks, Kd ] two pairs, kings and nines.sbenoit wins $7 from the main pot with three of a kind, nines.lol

There was also a point where I got AKs and os about 10 times within 20 minutes....I had Q back to back along with AQ and AA within like 5 hands on one table...

Wow! I really didn't know I was going to catch much attention with this post but I was really tired last night [3:00am] when I posted this and just needed to vent before bed. I would have put more details if I knew poeple were interested. So a few factors of the matter is that on one table I ended up playing heads up for about 30 minutes and then people came to make the game very short handed [about 4 people came at the max] for about an hour but I stayed because they had money and were betting like it was no limit. So I stayed as people would come and go. Then there was my other table

Well i just got done playing on PP. I played 1304 hands, but seen only 38% flops and won 87% hands on showdown....Really lucy i guess. I had about 3 four of a kinds and 2 straight flushes! Dude 2 straight flushes in 1,000 hands? I played more than 5,000 hands before without getting any. Too bad it's 3:00 cause I should buy a lotto ticket right now.

lol...i remember that one!

tongue planted in cheek? what does that mean?

wow...how do you do it? Do you move up limits or grind out .50-1 for hours and hours and hours

If that was a joke then it was terrible. It's one of those ones where you need to put (sw) ootherwise you just look dumb.

What the hell? If you're serious then you're an idiot. If you're kidding then you're not funny...either way youre a loser!

I bet you're one of those players that 3 bets pocket aces after the turn with 4 poeple in the pot....By the way, you play good!

***** Hand History for Game 2713902007 *****$0.50/$1 Texas Hold'em - Thursday, September 15, 01:38:03 EDT 2005Table Table 55438 (6 max) (Real Money)Seat 4 is the buttonTotal number of players : 5 Seat 2: JSTUART24 ( $58.25 )Seat 3: Girl23 ( $24.47 )Seat 4: Mei_Ling ( $19.25 )Seat 5: zj977 ( $24.50 )Seat 6: Jmarky ( $29.38 )zj977 posts small blind [$0.25].Jmarky posts big blind [$0.50].Girl23 posts big blind + dead [$0.75].** Dealing down cards **Dealt to Jmarky [ Ah As ]JSTUART24 calls [$0.50].Girl23 checks.Mei_Ling folds.zj977 calls [$0.25].Jmarky raises [$0.50].JSTUART24 calls [$0.50].>

well my friend...Sounds like an award winner...

Well I was on tilt about an hour ago when I was playing 0.5-1 NLHE when I turned the nut straight, holding KQo with a board of 10J3A9(no flush on board). This was great but what made it really good was that first position kept betting big into me. I was thinking he had two pair or a set or something but I was going all in on the river because i had the nuts on the turn and river. Just as it was my turn to bet the river after his bet guess what happened.... Yup you're right, my connection is lost. I was on my GF lap top, so I run to my comp(desktop) and log in right away but too late, Fold

Well I was on tilt about an hour ago when I was playing 0.5-1 NLHE when I turned the nut straight, holding KQo with a board of 10J3A9(no flush on board). This was great but what made it really good was that first position kept betting big into me. I was thinking he had two pair or a set or something but I was going all in on the river because i had the nuts on the turn and river. Just as it was my turn to bet the river after his bet guess what happened.... Yup you're right, my connection is lost. I was on my GF lap top, so I run to my comp(desktop) and log in right away but too late, Fold

Ill prove it!! Now go out there, wait for the mighty krablar and raise!!!***** Hand History for Game 2685608280 *****NL Texas Hold'em Trny:15603759 Level:2 Blinds (10/20) - Saturday, September 10, 01:11:08 EDT 2005Table $1,250 Players Club Freeroll(452197) Table #73 (Real Money)Seat 1 is the buttonTotal number of players : 10 Seat 1: PntiesOTBull ( $720 )Seat 2: Drgoines ( $810 )Seat 3: BigJo55 ( $965 )Seat 4: RADaddy42 ( $2320 )Seat 5: sleazer1 ( $2125 )Seat 6: BLAIRCRAB ( $1425 )Seat 7: Slacker639 ( $380 )Seat 8: Louis716 ( $1205 )Seat 9: Jmarky ( $975 )Seat 10: FlakeyFoont ( $845 )Trny:156

Sure we can expand on this... You're an idiot with a dictionary!

LOL...I don't think I'd be patient enough to wait for $3,000. Maybe $1,000 I can wait for....

Are there any bonus' on PP rather than first deposit? Is there rake back? Please help!

Thanks again for the great advice everyone! I'm going with the two tabling both limits...

I know this should go in the stategy forum but I want everyone to see. Alright, I noticed that my heads up play in LHE cash and tourneys sucks!What are good starting hands to play in NLH tourneys? In limit cash?

As far as your comment to the players on out playing them, I'm not sure if that would qualify for outplaying. You did get luckier than them. You didn't do anything fancy, checked the turn and the river. I think they out played you by having you check the turn. If you bet, you probably would have been raised and extracted $20 more. A check raise would have been nice as well...You suck!

These situations actually censored me off a little... If I could I would take his money then smack him over his head with it when I'm done. If he wants to treat money like garbage why not pick up his trash???In the sense of morality, take this guys money, help people who actually need it and actually values money. Poor people, friends, family, animals, whatever....If morality mean nothing to you, take his money and buy a car.