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The_Grim_Reaper

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  1. Some of us are just biding our time. And yours.
  2. Marilyn Chambershttp://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/...bers/index.htmlFor the record, the old "one more for the road" joke isn't appreciated in this situation, either.
  3. Socialized medicine keeps me busy. I never get a vacation.
  4. I have no comment on the next 4 years.
  5. Every death is tragic in it's own way, but it's also the natural way. Visit with the family of the least famous death and their reactions are pretty similar to those of the most famous death.
  6. It's just a big overcoat, I hang it on the hook like everyone else. I wear normal clothes underneath it, which helps if I want to run into Mickey D's for a quick lunch without being recognized.
  7. What a long, strange trip it's been:
  8. The_Grim_Reaper

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    I'm not affiliated with this site, it's just sort of interesting.
  9. Heh-heh, check out this guy's avatar.
  10. In the long run, your integrity is not worth any prizes from a death pool. Trust me on this one.
  11. But if I'd ever leave you,It couldn't be in autumn.How I'd leave in autumn I never will know.I've seen how you sparkleWhen fall nips the air.I know you in autumnAnd I must be there.
  12. I think you are confusing "death" with "Satan", lol.Ever since that rash of lawsuits in the 80's, every Certificate of Impending Death (COID) has to be signed off by three separate departments, and we all know how efficient Human Resources is at upholding their part of it...sheesh. Then the next day we have to go over the reports for the previous day and initial those. Once a week we have our "Controversial Cases" meeting where we formulate our "official" response to the usual "I'm too young, it must be a mistake" and other complaints. Those are mostly form letters now, but every once in a
  13. I remember watching the Oprah Winfrey show a few years ago when Tiger Woods was on, and I remember feeling such a bond with him then, because he feels the same way about the fame: both flattered and slightly uncomfortable with it. You go to work, you do your job, and people act like it's some amazing act. Everyone has their thing that they are good at. For some, it may be accounting; for some, it's medicine; others are good at sports. For me it just happens to be harvesting the souls of those whose time on Earth has come to an end. It doesn't seem like a big deal to me, but I guess other p
  14. Anyone can report who died today. Tomorrow's list is the interesting one.
  15. Just say "are we gonna do a threesome, or should I go play poker?"It's win-win.
  16. I thought I'd heard all the euphemisms for death already, but today I heard a new one:Wearing the wooden kimonoI thought it was clever.
  17. LOL, good one!BTW, did you see my cameo in the new Taco Bell commercial? When I first got the call about this, I thought it was a joke. "Uh, hi, we're a giant multi-national corporation, and we'd like to associate our new food product with Death. Can you come do a commerical?"Um, OK.
  18. Yeah, communists, what can you do? Fortunately, I'm not in this for the glory, although I do admit that Oct 31 gives me a little smile to see all the people who secretly want my job.
  19. Wouldn't that be cheating? I'm all about the honesty.
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