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About Guru1069

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  • Birthday 12/10/1908

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    Drink the Beer!!!

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  1. Q3 ??!! I just barfed on my bacon sandwich.
  2. Tough Luck KidGo beat the H#LL out of some golf balls!!!!
  3. I see your point I don't like a quiet table either but it comes down to the money in poker. First place brand new cadillac, second place set of steak knives, third place is YOU"RE FIRED!! lol Still I don't like AK versus 2 pocket pair. If there was a signal you made the right play. Friends aren't so friendly when they think they're being cheated. Good Luck Man
  4. *** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to The Rake1069 [Jc Jd]bongpoker foldsside_tracked: no just kiddingallowingit calls 80Fog Face raises to 440, and is all in ( This one had been playing anything)side_tracked foldsThe Rake1069 raises to 1,065, and is all indetantey foldselainelowman foldsallowingit calls 705, and is all in ( this one about the same)The Rake1069 shows [Jc Jd]allowingit shows [6h Jh]Fog Face shows [6c Kc]Uncalled bet of 280 returned to The Rake1069side_tracked: had ace 10*** FLOP *** [9h 4h 5d]*** TURN *** [9h 4h 5d] [7h]*** RIVER *** [9h 4h 5d 7h] [2h]The Rake1069 shows a pair of Jacksal
  5. Morals? I'd think about your knee caps !!!!Ha ha ha just kidding.You're going to jail. Seriously though you don't have any pets do you ?? lol
  6. I've heard of a few other programs that work with the poker sites.Which makes me question the security of online poker on different levels.No you don't have to do everything the program tells you so in a sense you still have a choice. But you've just stacked an informational advantage against anyone else that doesn't use these programs. I understand using it for just play money purposes to brush up on your percentages. I don't like the idea of an unaccountable third party company having anything to do with me playing real money games because they have access to the site that I play. What k
  7. Guru1069


    That's better than a frontal lobotomy. I like it !!!
  8. HA HA HA HA Was the skit offensive ? I'm calling the police.LOLNot everybody finds the same things funny. That's comedy Baby!!!!I don't like a lot of shows on TV so guess what?? I don't watch them." I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue "
  9. My advice for you is to start drinking heavily. LOL
  10. 1800 STOP GAMBLING they can help LOL
  11. Anybody else got the munchies ??Hey Dexter use a clean coffee grinder. Jus tek ot de stems and seeds Mon and trow the bud in an pop it a couple O times wit de grinder. It be savin ya on ya fingas Mon!!!
  12. I find it best not to mix business with pleasure on a serious note.If it's a fun game have a ball just don't over do it !!!!!You don't want to be wasted walking into a fight unless you expect to get your #ss kicked.
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