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Well the link was broken, but thanks be to the Almighty of Your Choosing that brv posted the bloodninja stuff. Rhinos don't play games.

The best part about this is that it happened at a Waffle House."Thought I was gonna get me an All-Star."

FYP

Hey! Fuzzy Zoeller's from my neck of the woods. And boy do we hate us some black people around here. We hate 'em hard.Let it be known we have no issues with chicken, fried or otherwise.

No.There, I could have saved this author what was presumably hours of research and typing. I also saved many of you the time it would have taken to read this. "PE" doesn't matter unless you're a woman. Which I'm not. You guys don't complain about "PE" when it's just movie, popcorn and head night now do you? Oh, since we're inside you we have to all of a sudden "last a while?" Guess what? Vag > mouth every time. How about when you go in the first five minutes? Don't hear any of us men whining about that now do you? No. We take one for the team, soldier on and fight the good fight

I'm confused, then, how your life is not complete.

Not only is it a word, it's a lifestyle.

Apparently I'm a cereal purist.

For the last three years I have used that line at every given opportunity which, unfortunately, has been like 3 times. When asked about where I heard that, I gave you credit the first time and my friends didn't understand the wonderful world of FCP, much less that I was quoting a dude named "Wang" (I left out the "Shimmering" part). After that I pretty much told people I made it up and haven't had any argument. Excuse the incorrect version of "capital" earlier. I'm married and have a kid so 1:30 am is when my body somehow functions without assistance from the better parts of my brain.

I tried this. Unfortunately, in the heat of the moment, I forgot to use my "inside voice." She was mad at me for not really having candy after.

F.uck the towel, steal their wallet leaving them sticky, alone, and without capitol. Someone wise said that once.

I can't believe this was overlooked. Classic.

She's even funny in commercials.

"I like puming iron. And pumping furniture [dramatic pause] into people's homes."Excellent direction. Fine print on the website says they are welcome, but get charged an extra 10%.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not saying I can't gay it up again. I've only been back a day.

Really? I'm like the 3rd most popular person in my house.

Look me up, I was around a couple years ago...just getting back into the swing. I was marginally gayer a few years ago when I was choosing screen names. Don't worry, I'm cooler and straighter now. You can like me guilt-free.

Maybe Dr. Who references then?

I know.You may resume your man-crush.

I just wanted to let everyone know that after like almost three years I'm back. Not that I ever contributed that much to the community, or that anyone should remember who in the hell I am. At any rate, I'm now pondering whether or not it's wrong to throw yourself the welcome back party. I believe I should have casually mentioned my return over drinks and hoped that someone would post for me. But really, who are we kidding. That wasn't going to happen. So I am back. It's a celebration...[braces for forthcoming ridicule]

Listening to Eva Cassidy sing this song (or any song really) doesn't make you gay. Traipsing around the living room in a blue and white checkered dress when no one else is home WHILE you listen to Eva Cassidy sing this song would make you "gay like a bucket of dicks gay."

Since we're talking guiter-playing-fresh-out-of-college-almost-frat-boy-stand-up-comedians, youtube Stephen Lynch. Click, laugh, love. Enjoy.http://youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8(Not for the easily offended, which pretty much excludes everyone here.)

Dear Nikki (or Nik, as it were),This is more of an anectode than a question. A friend of mine recently had an "episode" with a gal that he, and I for that matter, found disturbing. Can you please help spread the word that in times of intimacy it's not a real good idea for a girl to madibularly embrace a fellow after he's SIIHP? Explain that it happens in porno due to effecient editing. I may not speak for my entire gender, but it's pretty much gross. Upon seeking my advice, I told him that I had no clue what to do in this situation. Slobbering all over poop dick is not my idea of a good

Well I sort of hung up the ol' playing on the interweb as much when I changed jobs. Not sure why, just worked out that way. And then I got married and have a kid due. Not sure why, just worked out that way. But now my XBOX is broke and the dork in me scream for something hi-tech (the computer) or sci-fi. Since there's nothing good on and I can recite every word of Star Wars: Ep I-VI, I hopped on here.

Wow. It has been a LOOOOONG time since I've been around here. I'm very out of the loop. But also aggressively lazy so I doubt I'll take the time to catch up. Ah, life's dilemas.