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strange how everybody likes daft punk when they suck so bad

 

 

I'm just kidding I don't think they suck. I'm not all that into them but they do they thing yo. I like guitars and drums and sadness. that's good music.

 

 

 

I'm pooping!

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I tried to like daft punk when I heard it was cool to do so, but I didn't care for their brand of music.

 

I went to sleep early and I'm still very tired. Strats very annoying because my work is important and I need to be sharp.

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I went and gave my sister some cash yesterday (after paying her apartment deposit last week) and I was unnecessarily harsh to her. Feel kinda bad but we're not the type of family to talk about such things.

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Also, my roommate is using his big printer at work to print off the picture of me in my Christmas sweater and were going to frame it and put it up in our apartment. Not 100% sold on the idea but we'll see.

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Wait until you hear it in person!

 

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I went and gave my sister some cash yesterday (after paying her apartment deposit last week) and I was unnecessarily harsh to her. Feel kinda bad but we're not the type of family to talk about such things.

 

I don't quite follow.

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My sister just moved to town after graduating and she doesn't have much money so I gave her some cash to live off of until she gets paid (and I paid her apartment deposit last week for her, too) and I lectured her about not going on trips when she doesn't have any money (she's going to Vegas soon or something) and told her she needs to find another job asap.

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My sister just moved to town after graduating and she doesn't have much money so I gave her some cash to live off of until she gets paid (and I paid her apartment deposit last week for her, too) and I lectured her about not going on trips when she doesn't have any money (she's going to Vegas soon or something) and told her she needs to find another job asap.

 

Yes, that works well, you will make a wonderful parent.

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If you have a trip to vegas all planned and paid for and ask me for money to live, you receive the sweat off of my ball sack

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I will ask in a humble way, Essay, Whiskers, why do you guys think you know so much about the intricacies about basketball? Reading certain writers? Listening to certain pundits? books? Breaking down film?

 

Playing, coaching, watching, reading, listening. A lot of it.

 

Zach Lowe is definitely the tits when it comes to learning more about basketball. Sebastian Pruiti used to be a really good follow for breaking down plays, but he works for the Thunder now.

 

 

Baseball is a chill sport to watch live. You can chit chat with your people, go grab a beer, have beer delivered, and concentrate at the right times.

 

For sure. Live baseball is more like background noise at a social gathering.

 

 

someone's going to be this rude to me someday, and I will absolutely hate them for it.

 

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Now I follow. I think you did the right thing. She won't be a girl forever, and winter is coming.

 

I liked this use of "winter is coming."

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I owed my parents like $3k before I went to London. it put me in a little bit of a cash poor situation when I got back home, but I would have felt awful spending all that cash carrying a 0% interest loan.

 

I guess I'm just a standup guy, you know? really straight-laced, no-nonsense, forthright guy. humble and honest. trustworthy, too.

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I guess I'm just a standup guy, you know? really straight-laced, no-nonsense, forthright guy. humble and honest. trustworthy, too.

 

You left out your two best qualities

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Go for it Shake. Better than most dudes she dates surprisingly.

 

This would seem impossible

 

Does your sister go black? Is there a black population in Iowa?

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