KDawgCometh 2 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 another jew besides me! i wonder how many are at this forumwho'd a thunk that there'd be more then one of the chosen people on a poker forumGK, you still can't legally buy alcohol, though I do imagine that you'll soon be taking a trip to superb in kenosha and spending time at the keg in etown Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?We're doing a story on adults who try to meet children online. You realize that under 18 is against the law. Right?What were you planning on doing here today?BEST. JOKE ACCOUNT. EVAR. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Yes folks, today I turn 18. While this is great, I get no cake tonight, seeing as it is the first night of passover :(Anyway, pornos, lottery tickets, and tobacco is on me.Move to NY. You can do none of those things here. It's great. Actually, I think you can still buy lotto tickets, but smokes and pronz will have to wait. They jacked up the smoking age to 19 for no reason whatsoever, and most porn shops are 21 and over. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 awesome...happy 18 GK! Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 whoa, you were at that party too? that dad was pretty nice huh.was he bound and gagged? because that would be pretty cool if he was Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 was he bound and gagged? because that would be pretty cool if he waswhen I got there he was taking money at the door Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 Move to NY. You can do none of those things here. It's great. Actually, I think you can still buy lotto tickets, but smokes and pronz will have to wait. They jacked up the smoking age to 19 for no reason whatsoever, and most porn shops are 21 and over.So I guess that's a no on going to syracuse? Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 by the way happy birthday. i know im late but better then never. hope you have many more too come Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 So I guess that's a no on going to syracuse?Depends on what your choices areOh and no having sex with 15 year olds while her bestfriend, and your ex, makes out with both of you at the same time in a room without a lock at a party Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 happy 24th to me Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 happy 24th to me It's my birthday too! Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Monday, April 2nd, 2007, 5:15 PM' post='1807392']It's my birthday too! Friday, April 6th, 2007, 5:38 PM' post='1815753']It's my birthday too! Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 18 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I like it when people wish me a happy birthday.It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.In my pants.Oh, and happy birthday to you good sir. Link to post Share on other sites
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