Potsie P 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Nobody is even close yet sheez.MarkPitt-->Jolie, AnistonDouglas-->Zeta-JonesMarshall-->Anna NicoleRomo-->Jessica SimpsonI know...you're announcing that you're dating a celebrity to "prove" you're not gay! Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Boobs?ooooh, i think you picked the winner here. +1[x] imoetc.... Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Boobs? Shipt!Mark Link to post Share on other sites
bdc30 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Didn't know where to post this, figured you guys would appreciate it the most...Read the OP then follow down to the mspaint graph that was in post #7...http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=202426 Link to post Share on other sites
RDog 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Shipt!MarkNice Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Shipt!MarkAre they gonna raise your nipples also? Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Hand of the day, this is against a reg.PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)BB ($92.10)Hero ($200)MP ($249.15)Button ($418.10)SB ($198)Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7, 7. Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, Button calls $6, SB raises to $24, BB calls $22, Hero calls $18, Button folds.Flop: ($78) 4, 7, 2(3 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks.Turn: ($78) 5(3 players)SB bets $174 (All-In), BB folds, Hero calls $174.River: ($0) 3(2 players, 1 all-in)Final Pot: $426Results in white below: Hero has 7s 7h (three of a kind, sevens). SB has Kd Ad (straight, five high). Outcome: SB wins $426. Well Played sir Well played Link to post Share on other sites
NoSup4U 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Are they gonna raise your nipples also?Thats next month...Mark Link to post Share on other sites
Naked_Cowboy 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 my wife got into a car accident and despite fault not actually being easy to determine and probably not even hers, she admitted that she hit the guy, who has already filed a claim saying that. i am seriously too pissed off for words right now. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Didn't know where to post this, figured you guys would appreciate it the most...Read the OP then follow down to the mspaint graph that was in post #7...http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=202426 anyone want action that he doesn't make it? Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 my wife got into a car accident and despite fault not actually being easy to determine and probably not even hers, she admitted that she hit the guy, who has already filed a claim saying that. i am seriously too pissed off for words right now.sigh, what a nit this guy sounds like. how bad was the damage?at least she wasn't hurt...- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 anyone want action that he doesn't make it?You need a new sig Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Wait...Mark listed Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson, etc...If he's getting boobs, wouldn't that be more Marilyn Manson? Didn't he get implants? Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I suppose that guy COULD do it, but whats the point? Before you know it people will be trying to spend a whole month in a hotel bathroom. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 please hornets score first one time! Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Wow after 2 mins the hornets finally scored first, lol. BooyaahDate placed: May 13, 2008 9:30p Single #113642690 NBA Team Props Moneyline (Prop)(SAS vs NO) Tue, May 13th (9:35pm EST) Team to score first in the gameWager will be official once either team scores first. Singles Only. Max $300(2850) New Orleans Hornets -115 Tue@9:35p Risk US$ 58.00 to win US$ 50.43 These are my other bets.Date placed: May 13, 2008 9:29p 2 Team Parlay #113642509 Basketball - NBA Lines Total NBA PLAYOFFS - CONFERENCE SEMIFINALSBest of Seven (2-2-1-1-1) Series tied 2-2(519) San Antonio Spurs vs. (520) New Orleans Hornets Under 187 Tue@9:35p Basketball - NBA Lines Point Spread NBA PLAYOFFS - CONFERENCE SEMIFINALSBest of Seven (2-2-1-1-1) Series tied 2-2(520) New Orleans Hornets -5 Tue@9:35p Competitor: (519) San Antonio SpursRisk US$ 20.00 to win US$ 52.00 Date placed: May 13, 2008 9:25p Single #113642147 NBA Player Props Total (Prop)(SAS vs NO) Tue, May 13th (9:35pm EST) Chris Paul - Total Points and AssistsMust play for action. Game must go 43 minutes for action. Overtime counts towards wager. Singles Only. Max $300(1235/1236) Over 36 (-110) Tue@9:35p Risk US$ 22.00 to win US$ 20.00 Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 BB is a 57/4 donk, UTG is a 20/8 nitty reg, Button is new to table, but already seems pretty bad through 1 orbit.Based on stack sizes that will price BB and Button in, and UTG's weird min raise/call line and the fact that he and I are playing 190BB deep, does anyone hate folding?Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (7 handed) Absolute Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FCP)saw flop|saw showdownButton ($108.70)SB ($197)BB ($167.64)UTG ($380)MP1 ($152.50)MP2 ($563.70)Hero ($467.15)Preflop: Hero is CO with K , A . UTG raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $15, Button calls $15, 1 fold, BB raises to $62, UTG calls $58, Hero ??? Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 LOL, those props remind of me of my college days. Lets just say I don't look upon the amt of money I lost fondly. Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 LOL, those props remind of me of my college days. Lets just say I don't look upon the amt of money I lost fondly.Been there done that. In college i parlayed everything with the Texans losing their first expansion game. Thousands lost because they are the only NFL team to win their first game ever. Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Date placed: May 13, 2008 9:25p Single #113642147 NBA Player Props Total (Prop)(SAS vs NO) Tue, May 13th (9:35pm EST) Chris Paul - Total Points and AssistsMust play for action. Game must go 43 minutes for action. Overtime counts towards wager. Singles Only. Max $300(1235/1236) Over 36 (-110) Tue@9:35p Risk US$ 22.00 to win US$ 20.00Even tho prop bets are for suckers (or at least I could never win on them) I reeeeeeeeeeally like this bet. Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 BB is a 57/4 donk, UTG is a 20/8 nitty reg, Button is new to table, but already seems pretty bad through 1 orbit.Based on stack sizes that will price BB and Button in, and UTG's weird min raise/call line and the fact that he and I are playing 190BB deep, does anyone hate folding?Absolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (7 handed) Absolute Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FCP)saw flop|saw showdownButton ($108.70)SB ($197)BB ($167.64)UTG ($380)MP1 ($152.50)MP2 ($563.70)Hero ($467.15)Preflop: Hero is CO with K , A . UTG raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $15, Button calls $15, 1 fold, BB raises to $62, UTG calls $58, Hero ???UTG couldnt call your shove. Which would give you a very nice price against BB who could have any 2 Link to post Share on other sites
pocktdeuces 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 UTG couldnt call your shove. Which would give you a very nice price against BB who could have any 2why cant utg have a big hand? Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 why cant utg have a big hand?Why would AA/KK flat a committing raise by an uber with a raiser behind him. Link to post Share on other sites
pocktdeuces 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Why would AA/KK flat a committing raise by an uber with a raiser behind him.i guess i prolly shove too...i just think its possible that utg has a big hand. hes a nit who doesnt like to raise very often. i can def see him flatting with a big hand here. Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 i guess i prolly shove too...i just think its possible that utg has a big hand. hes a nit who doesnt like to raise very often. i can def see him flatting with a big hand here.I think most of the time AA/KK is shoving not flatting in this situation but anything is possible for sure. Lobsters shove there just screams AA, which is why I like it so much too. Link to post Share on other sites
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