Napa_Don 688 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 i just took a quiz that figures out what disney princess describes my personality best. it said im cinderella. theres sex noises coming from my roommates room. the girl was ugly. i ordered pokey stix. they're like cheese sticks or something, i dip them in ranch dressing.I f'n love pokey sticks. If you say you are a member of some club here you get an xl pokey sticks for $8 it's awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
The Lobster 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 ty for your mobniesAbsolute Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (9 handed) Absolute Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FCP)MP1 ($39.35)MP2 ($150.95)MP3 ($369.22)Hero ($98.80)Button ($111)SB ($85.50)BB ($40)UTG ($69)UTG+1 ($125.34)Preflop: Hero is CO with A , A . UTG posts a blind of $1. UTG+1 calls $1, 1 fold, MP2 calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.5, Button calls $5.50, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $4.50, MP2 calls $4.50.Flop: ($23.50) 9 , 9 , 4 (5 players)UTG+1 checks, MP2 bets $11.75, Hero calls $11.75, Button folds, UTG+1 folds.Turn: ($47) A (3 players)MP2 bets $47, Hero calls $47.River: ($141) 6 (3 players)MP2 bets 86.70 , Hero bets $34.55 (All-In).Final Pot: $175.55Results in white below: BB has (full house, aces full of nines). MP2 has Tc 4c (two pair, nines and fours). Hero has Ah As (full house, aces full of nines). Outcome: Hero wins $175.55. Nice quick session today:May so far:Gonna take a couple days off, I have some family coming into town, but then I will come back and finish crushing this month, imo. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 i took a shot Link to post Share on other sites
pocktdeuces 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 i took a shoti witnessed it Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 i took a shot Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I dont' get it. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 I dont' get it.-20,000bb/100 thats setting the bar. Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Jordan you should've at least played to your next big blind, I'd say thats half a shot Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 uhm lol @ this 2/4 match im in right now.lol @ 2/4 Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 uhm yea, this guy was lol bad and ran really hot at the end, so sigh...not as fun...but uhmm...finished nice...and passed him on to matt so im technically still going to bust his roll - Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Up $1330 today. Found a donk and played him at 3/6, he donated about $1200 to me. Done for now, watching the myriad of options for Detroit sports fans tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 matts bout to finish off this guys roll. lolpost a graph matt of ur sesh against him when ur done.- Jordan Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 matts bout to finish off this guys roll. lolpost a graph matt of ur sesh against him when ur done.- Jordanjinx? Link to post Share on other sites
Acid_Knight 2 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 jinx?you railing? yeah, he went on a little run. It's nice to call a PSB on a flop of K98 with 56o and call another on the turn when you turn a 5 and then get to river a 6. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 WTF? I honestly am beginning to examine just what the f*ck it is that makes me even want to play this game.Every year for the past 3 years the approaching WSOP has brought me to near poker bustdom. It never fails, as I am now 2 months along into a tremendous losing streak. 3/4 of the roll (self imposed, I have a ft job) is now toast. So I decided not to play the past few weeks to save the little bit that's left for Vegas.But I got stubborn today and last minute decided to play anyway, a short 5-150 spread limit session. I told myself I would not do this, but ended up having to be in the area of the casino dropping folks off and decided that I would play. I would not let this demon beat me. I know I am good enough to have at least one winning session in 2 months?! "F U POKER! I'M GONNA TAP ALL MY SKILLZ AND SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS BEEATCH!"Result, smacked down again obv. By horrible players....again. It's embarrassing. All my friends laugh at how bad that play is at Casino Arizona and how easy the game is to beat. Well, than I must really really suck. It's almost more than I can stand. Perfect example...I ran fairly well for a few hands, bought in for $300 and had about $360 in front. (The players did truly suck).Before I know it, this happens....Hero is about $300 deep. 5-150 spread limit. Blinds are 3-5.Hero is in bb with :jc4 limp around to me, I raise to $20. One caller, (Villian)flop is :D :jhI bet $60, He instas. hmmmm.turn . I check, he quick bets $150. No way I'm folding here and shove, have him covered leaving me $60 or so.I say, "don;t you dare show me K-10".Of course he has -. I puke and leave.Someone please kill the monkey on my back, or just convince me to quit once and for all, thx. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 you railing? yeah, he went on a little run. It's nice to call a PSB on a flop of K98 with 56o and call another on the turn when you turn a 5 and then get to river a 6.Yes, and that hand was quite gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Up $1330 today. Found a donk and played him at 3/6, he donated about $1200 to me. Done for now, watching the myriad of options for Detroit sports fans tonight.I'm watching the hockey, I have no idea what's happening but it looks like a cool sport Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I'm watching the hockey, I have no idea what's happening but it looks like a cool sportIf you have questions feel free to post em here. As long as you agree to root for the Red Wings Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 I'm watching the hockey, I have no idea what's happening but it looks like a cool sportLooks can be deceiving.Acid this guy does not have a fold button, is his VPIP 100%? Please win. Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 went to kings dominion today. They have a new ride that opened today called the dominator... best rollercoaster i've ever been on. Just fyi.Gonna 16 table some 10nl since im still sick of donkaments... will post graph later. Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Whoo Detroit! Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Whoo Detroit!There we go. Suck on that King! Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan 1 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 im taking credit for matts shove there with 88 Link to post Share on other sites
Sheiky 0 Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Lol Acid just coolered the fish hugeNow play Jordan! Link to post Share on other sites
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