PokerPoet 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Hello fellow forumers, I am Bruce the Poker Poet. I chose this particular nom de plume for very specific and accurate reasons. I play poker semi-professionally and am a published poet-- Viola! PokerPoet!My wife is on accouchement and I have discovered the trute wealth of the inter-web while keeping her company in our home. Upon my world (wide web) travels I stumbled upon this lovely site no more than mere weeks ago. I could not help myself but to go from viewer to viewed and make my presence known.Unable to find an Introduction section, I decided to reveal myself here in this most general of sections. Generally and generously thankful for any welcome.I am a raconteur rather than provocateur, so please save the vicious burning volcanic wit-based flame for other less sensitive souls. Besides, like the mythic phoenix I may just rise from the ashes and rend you asunder! LOLThe title of this thread was meant only to catch your attention as Pirates and Ninjas are wont to do, but to make it relevant I shall create on the spot:Pirates and Ninjas The motion of deathStop! One eye, one patchOne shadow, one blade...Hold me. Link to post Share on other sites
The Enforcer 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 no Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Sounds like a butt pirate and a pecker ninja to me. Not very stealthy. Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 You've been published? Link to post Share on other sites
TylerSalzman 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 THE TRUTH ABOUT NINJAS! Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 THE TRUTH ABOUT NINJAS!yeah... check these guys out... if you click "no" it sends you to oprah's page... fuckin hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Can't wait until you and Clay Aiken find each otherAnd Welcome!.......I think....... Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 check this out from that ninja website...http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htmNinja BABE Scene 1: There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes. End-This script is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 hi bruce. your style of writing is much like my friend's. I enjoyed it. Link to post Share on other sites
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PokerPoet 0 Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 hi bruce. your style of writing is much like my friend's. I enjoyed it.Thank you runthemover.As for the rest of you:Like sharks to chumOr sluts on cumYou gather 'round the weak.Breath soaked with rumSouls cold and numbYour lives must be quite bleak. Link to post Share on other sites
PokerPoet 0 Posted December 24, 2006 Author Share Posted December 24, 2006 Double tap. Link to post Share on other sites
Clay Aiken 6 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 To see our lives, in the glimpse of a moment, The dew of our minds, and the tears of our heartsWould it be too bold to suggest we hold On to eachother, for just the night?? A stalemate of love, our hearts intertwined And in the blink of an eyeReturn us to the bosom of the one we long forWith our souls knowing not why we ever left. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!! Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 To see our lives, in the glimpse of a moment, The dew of our minds, and the tears of our heartsWould it be too bold to suggest we hold On to eachother, for just the night?? A stalemate of love, our hearts intertwined And in the blink of an eyeReturn us to the bosom of the one we long forWith our souls knowing not why we ever left. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!! Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 To see our lives, in the glimpse of a moment, The dew of our minds, and the tears of our heartsWould it be too bold to suggest we hold On to eachother, for just the night?? A stalemate of love, our hearts intertwined And in the blink of an eyeReturn us to the bosom of the one we long forWith our souls knowing not why we ever left. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!!LOLAgain I must reiterate; this is the best forum poster in the history of the internet. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 yeah... check these guys out... if you click "no" it sends you to oprah's page... fuckin hilariousis that Maculy (sp) Culken and Beck? Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 To see our lives, in the glimpse of a moment, The dew of our minds, and the tears of our heartsWould it be too bold to suggest we hold On to eachother, for just the night?? A stalemate of love, our hearts intertwined And in the blink of an eyeReturn us to the bosom of the one we long forWith our souls knowing not why we ever left. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!!Never a dull post. Never. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
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