sealster 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 My friend bet me 2-1 on me playing a hu SNG with the stipulation I had to move in every hand. View the carnage on hand 2!PokerStars Game #6193712124: Tournament #31404689, $100+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/06 - 17:57:07 (ET)Table '31404689 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: linksimpson (1520 in chips) Seat 2: maxv2 (1480 in chips) maxv2: posts small blind 10linksimpson: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to linksimpson [3d Kh]maxv2: raises 40 to 60linksimpson: raises 1460 to 1520 and is all-inmaxv2: calls 1420 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [2s 8s 8c]*** TURN *** [2s 8s 8c] [6s]*** RIVER *** [2s 8s 8c 6s] [6h]*** SHOW DOWN ***linksimpson: shows [3d Kh] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)maxv2: shows [4h 4d] (two pair, Eights and Sixes - lower kicker)maxv2 is sitting outlinksimpson said, "PINCH PINCH!"linksimpson collected 2960 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2960 | Rake 0 Board [2s 8s 8c 6s 6h]Seat 1: linksimpson (big blind) showed [3d Kh] and won (2960) with two pair, Eights and SixesSeat 2: maxv2 (button) (small blind) showed [4h 4d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sixes Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 My friend bet me 2-1 on me playing a hu SNG with the stipulation I had to move in every hand. View the carnage on hand 2!PokerStars Game #6193712124: Tournament #31404689, $100+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/06 - 17:57:07 (ET)Table '31404689 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: linksimpson (1520 in chips) Seat 2: maxv2 (1480 in chips) maxv2: posts small blind 10linksimpson: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to linksimpson [3d Kh]maxv2: raises 40 to 60linksimpson: raises 1460 to 1520 and is all-inmaxv2: calls 1420 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [2s 8s 8c]*** TURN *** [2s 8s 8c] [6s]*** RIVER *** [2s 8s 8c 6s] [6h]*** SHOW DOWN ***linksimpson: shows [3d Kh] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)maxv2: shows [4h 4d] (two pair, Eights and Sixes - lower kicker)maxv2 is sitting outlinksimpson said, "PINCH PINCH!"linksimpson collected 2960 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2960 | Rake 0 Board [2s 8s 8c 6s 6h]Seat 1: linksimpson (big blind) showed [3d Kh] and won (2960) with two pair, Eights and SixesSeat 2: maxv2 (button) (small blind) showed [4h 4d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sixes Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Madsen 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 You're supposed to do it in a live game the point is to do the Krablar dance in front of the person to get them on tilt. You did play it right though, I'll give you that much. Link to post Share on other sites
bpope44 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I'm new to poker, but why would your friend raise preflop if you HAD to move in on everyhand as per your agreement. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I'm new to poker, but why would your friend raise preflop if you HAD to move in on everyhand as per your agreement.Off hand, I'd say it's because the guy is a moron. Link to post Share on other sites
sealster 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Author Share Posted September 6, 2006 I'm new to poker, but why would your friend raise preflop if you HAD to move in on everyhand as per your agreement.I wasn't playing my friend, if I was we woulda done it live and saved 10 bucks in rake! Just playing against some random guy. Link to post Share on other sites
bpope44 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 gotcha! Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 Pinch, pinch Link to post Share on other sites
sholden 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 I wasn't playing my friend, if I was we woulda done it live and saved 10 bucks in rake! Just playing against some random guy.Which is good, since if your opponent new you were moving in every hand 44 is not the hand to play. Link to post Share on other sites
missIdaho 1 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 well done:cue dancing futurama crab cartoon: Link to post Share on other sites
DB10-2 0 Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 man, i got janked by the krablar last night.down to three-handed in my home game, and me and another guy are sitting on maybe 6.5k in chips with blinds at 400-800. the other guy left in the game had about 12k, so whoever went out next was either going to make him a huge chip leader or be heads up with a slight lead.chip leader folds the button, and the SB (who i had covered by about 300 chips, mind you) moves all in. knowing how he plays, i looked down at the vaunted K-3 off and knew my king high was good and he probably had a stupid hand, or at least a hand stupider than mine. after thinking this through, i called, flipping over the krablar and yelling, "pinch pinch, *****!" as he showed J-9 off.of course, he had two pair by the turn and i lost with the krablar. you don't hear those stories so much, do you? i think the reason i lost was that i actually paused to think about it before calling, which angered the poker gods. Link to post Share on other sites
GoCryWolfe 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 You're supposed to do it in a live game the point is to do the Krablar dance in front of the person to get them on tilt. You did play it right though, I'll give you that much. THE NEWB WITH LESS THAN 20 POSTS HAS SPOKEN. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 man, i got janked by the krablar last night.down to three-handed in my home game, and me and another guy are sitting on maybe 6.5k in chips with blinds at 400-800. the other guy left in the game had about 12k, so whoever went out next was either going to make him a huge chip leader or be heads up with a slight lead.chip leader folds the button, and the SB (who i had covered by about 300 chips, mind you) moves all in. knowing how he plays, i looked down at the vaunted K-3 off and knew my king high was good and he probably had a stupid hand, or at least a hand stupider than mine. after thinking this through, i called, flipping over the krablar and yelling, "pinch pinch, *****!" as he showed J-9 off.of course, he had two pair by the turn and i lost with the krablar. you don't hear those stories so much, do you? i think the reason i lost was that i actually paused to think about it before calling, which angered the poker gods.you lost cause you called, you are suppose to raise Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 you lost cause you called, you are suppose to raiseThat's exactly right. The correct play with Krablar here is to reraise all in even though there is no action left behind. It signifies extreme strength and shames the J9 into losing, then running away, then going into hiding, then killing itself. Classic beginner mistake. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 I'm so proud of you KRablar disciples, I could just kiss each and every one of you. On the penis. Link to post Share on other sites
StlFreddy 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Here are some low low limit Krablar's i got this morning for your enjoyment lols.PokerStars Game #6200270057: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/09/07 - 04:49:16 (ET)Table 'Lioba' 6-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: StLFreddy ($9.41 in chips) Seat 2: zzshakey ($8.69 in chips) Seat 3: skillz4bills ($1.04 in chips) Seat 4: immoprofi ($9.21 in chips) Seat 5: Mind_Freak93 ($5.50 in chips) Seat 6: froglegs88 ($5.67 in chips) froglegs88: posts small blind $0.01StLFreddy: posts big blind $0.02*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to StLFreddy [3s Ks]zzshakey: calls $0.02skillz4bills: calls $0.02immoprofi: folds Mind_Freak93: folds froglegs88: folds StLFreddy: raises $0.06 to $0.08zzshakey: calls $0.06skillz4bills: calls $0.06*** FLOP *** [3h 7d 3d]StLFreddy: checks zzshakey: bets $0.24skillz4bills: folds StLFreddy: calls $0.24*** TURN *** [3h 7d 3d] [Kh]StLFreddy: checks zzshakey: checks *** RIVER *** [3h 7d 3d Kh] [7s]StLFreddy: bets $1.50zzshakey: folds StLFreddy collected $0.73 from potStLFreddy said, " snip snip"StLFreddy: shows [3s Ks] (a full house, Threes full of Kings)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $0.73 | Rake $0 Board [3h 7d 3d Kh 7s]Seat 1: StLFreddy (big blind) collected ($0.73)Seat 2: zzshakey folded on the RiverSeat 3: skillz4bills folded on the FlopSeat 4: immoprofi folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Mind_Freak93 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: froglegs88 (small blind) folded before FlopPokerStars Game #6200454656: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2006/09/07 - 06:23:51 (ET)Table 'Lioba' 6-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: StLFreddy ($11.78 in chips) Seat 2: zzshakey ($10.33 in chips) Seat 3: PokerSage AA ($2.32 in chips) Seat 4: WingF00T ($1.82 in chips) Seat 5: Jay X2 ($4.65 in chips) Seat 6: froglegs88 ($5.98 in chips) StLFreddy: posts small blind $0.01zzshakey: posts big blind $0.02*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to StLFreddy [Kh 3h]PokerSage AA: folds WingF00T: folds Jay X2: calls $0.02froglegs88: calls $0.02StLFreddy: raises $0.04 to $0.06zzshakey: calls $0.04Jay X2: calls $0.04froglegs88: folds *** FLOP *** [Jc 8h 6h]StLFreddy: checks zzshakey: checks Jay X2: bets $0.08StLFreddy: calls $0.08zzshakey: calls $0.08*** TURN *** [Jc 8h 6h] [7h]StLFreddy: checks zzshakey: checks Jay X2: bets $0.14StLFreddy: raises $0.26 to $0.40zzshakey: folds Jay X2: calls $0.26*** RIVER *** [Jc 8h 6h 7h] [8d]StLFreddy: bets $1.30Jay X2: folds StLFreddy collected $1.19 from potStLFreddy said, " snip"StLFreddy: shows [Kh 3h] (a flush, King high)*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $1.24 | Rake $0.05 Board [Jc 8h 6h 7h 8d]Seat 1: StLFreddy (small blind) collected ($1.19)Seat 2: zzshakey (big blind) folded on the TurnSeat 3: PokerSage AA folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: WingF00T folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Jay X2 folded on the RiverSeat 6: froglegs88 (button) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
TB17 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 snip snip? weak. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=73830 Link to post Share on other sites
ForRealDD 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 snip snip? weak.QFT , What the hell is snip snip ? Link to post Share on other sites
kkcountry 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=73830nobody's going to post there, attention whore. for every krablar post somebody doesn't make for this nitwit, I'm going to post three! Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 nobody's going to post there, attention whore. for every krablar post somebody doesn't make for this nitwit, I'm going to post three!hey, asshat, what part of detroit are you from?I'm from SCS, just north of detroit. Link to post Share on other sites
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