RegKray 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 The scene-- Underground dive bar in club in South London The game-- NL Hold Em The stakes-- £5000 buy in Payout-- £50k to winner + New Mercedes Players-- All villains, crooks, nonces, snides and coppers Started last night at 2am, I played tight early. Accumalated chips here and there, won some nice hands with premiums. Got to 4am and we were down to the final 20. I pick up AA in the BB, folds to the button who shoves. I call and I knock him out. I`m now CL, I cruise to final table, where I start bullying my fellow crims. 7 to go and I`m massive CL. I can`t lose surely. Pick up the Kray Twins hand (KK), I raise, someone shoves I call. They show JJ, I win that one. Get to final 2, I have a 9-1 advantage. Pick up AK, I raise. My opponent Hacksaw Harry goes all in. I call, he shows 33. I get an Ace on the flop and I`m home. I win the dough and the car and drive it back to my gaff at 7am this morning Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 LIVE POKER IS RIGGED!TP/MM not $50,000+, stick with the plan. Link to post Share on other sites
RegKray 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Share Posted August 13, 2006 LIVE POKER IS RIGGED!TP/MM not $50,000+, stick with the plan. What the hell you on about? Over here our dough is in Quids Not Dollars I`m going out in my new Merc later Got to do a bit of business Link to post Share on other sites
insano 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 son of a god damn ***** god damnit Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 nice work, don't hit a lorry with it. Link to post Share on other sites
rjohnny4321 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Raise the turn next time. Link to post Share on other sites
RegKray 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Share Posted August 13, 2006 Just been cruising round In my new Merc Picked up 3 chicks in it Then we went for a Kebab Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Just been cruising round In my new Merc Picked up 3 chicks in it Then we went for a Kebab Drive it off a cliff while your at it! Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Don't eat kebabs and drive! Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 wow simply wowa fake UK jopke account is a new one on menice work Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 win the dough and the car and drive it back to my gaff at 7am this morningWhat's a gaff? And stop posting in bold, it's annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
RegKray 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Share Posted August 13, 2006 What's a gaff? And stop posting in bold, it's annoying. A gaff= A house My gaff has 9 bedrooms And 3 Khazis I got the chicks with me at the Minute Later on we`re off down my club The Double R Link to post Share on other sites
Guest_ 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 they have std's ...have fun Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I had oatmeal for breakfeast this morningi think you mean porridge, yeah? Link to post Share on other sites
Waffles2003 1 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 The scene-- Underground dive bar in club in South London The game-- NL Hold Em The stakes-- £5000 buy in Payout-- £50k to winner + New Mercedes Players-- All villains, crooks, nonces, snides and coppers Started last night at 2am, I played tight early. Accumalated chips here and there, won some nice hands with premiums. Got to 4am and we were down to the final 20. I pick up AA in the BB, folds to the button who shoves. I call and I knock him out. I`m now CL, I cruise to final table, where I start bullying my fellow crims. 7 to go and I`m massive CL. I can`t lose surely. Pick up the Kray Twins hand (KK), I raise, someone shoves I call. They show JJ, I win that one. Get to final 2, I have a 9-1 advantage. Pick up AK, I raise. My opponent Hacksaw Harry goes all in. I call, he shows 33. I get an Ace on the flop and I`m home. I win the dough and the car and drive it back to my gaff at 7am this morningDouchebaggeries Link to post Share on other sites
RegKray 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Share Posted August 13, 2006 All you lot seem Obscenely jealous Of my big win last night Picture the scene now. I`m sitting inside my club Bottle of Champagne in an ice bucket Packet of Cigars on the go 3 chicks sitting opposite CCTV screen showing me the bogs And about to order 4 chicken vindaloos Link to post Share on other sites
ROGUE06 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 All you lot seem Obscenely jealous Of my big win last night Picture the scene now. I`m sitting inside my club Bottle of Champagne in an ice bucket Packet of Cigars on the go 3 chicks sitting opposite CCTV screen showing me the bogs And about to order 4 chicken vindaloosGo drown yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 The Double RMake sure you bubble hard in it.And don't forget to flash the rings with the window cracked. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest_ 0 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 picture thishes on the internet right nowat his moms house trying to impress people on a meaasge boardwho dont even really care...and are not jealousjust making fun of how much of an a$$ clown he isif it were true you wouldnt have to push the fact on an internet message boardif i were at a club wit a bunch of girls and a new Merc i would not be on the internet posting updates about it...later... Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 picture thishes on the internet right nowat his moms house trying to impress people on a meaasge boardwho dont even really care...and are not jealousjust making fun of how much of an a$$ clown he isif it were true you wouldnt have to push the fact on an internet message boardif i were at a club wit a bunch of girls and a new Merc i would not be on the internet posting updates about it...later...nh sir Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 wtf this post wasnt about me. you're losing your touch reg kray. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 All you lot seem Obscenely jealous Of my big win last night Picture the scene now. I`m sitting inside my club Bottle of Champagne in an ice bucket Packet of Cigars on the go 3 chicks sitting opposite CCTV screen showing me the bogs And about to order 4 chicken vindaloosSTFU, limey. Link to post Share on other sites
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