CardWarfare 4 Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 do you need an investor? business manager?Maybe a fluffer? Nevermind, you're a chick. Won't work. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Maybe a fluffer? Nevermind, you're a chick. Won't work. How about security? Everyone needs security... Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 So...uh...it's my 21st birthday.What kind of free shit do I get?Wow. I just realized it actually is your birthday.Looks like we're gonna need to get this one together quicker than we expected boys. Grab your breakaway pants, man hammocks, oil, lube, ticklers, rope, cattle prods, whips, dildos, man-toys, sac massagers, blindfolds, handcuffs, nipple tassles, penis tassles, toenail tassles, hair gel, sanitary wipes, donkeys, dogs, grandmothers, video cameras, stereos, clay molds, ice cubes, socks, pillows, aspirin, bed posts, buckets, shot glasses, cucumbers, and first aid kits and meet at Logan's in a half hour. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Wow. I just realized it actually is your birthday.Looks like we're gonna need to get this one together quicker than we expected boys. Grab your breakaway pants, man hammocks, oil, lube, ticklers, rope, cattle prods, whips, dildos, man-toys, sac massagers, blindfolds, handcuffs, nipple tassles, penis tassles, toenail tassles, hair gel, sanitary wipes, donkeys, dogs, grandmothers, video cameras, stereos, clay molds, ice cubes, socks, pillows, aspirin, bed posts, buckets, shot glasses, cucumbers, and first aid kits and meet at Logan's in a half hour.should I leave my butt plug at home? what about my anal beads_? C0ck ring? Man, can't I bring anything? Link to post Share on other sites
fjandans 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Wow. I just realized it actually is your birthday.Looks like we're gonna need to get this one together quicker than we expected boys. Grab your breakaway pants, man hammocks, oil, lube, ticklers, rope, cattle prods, whips, dildos, man-toys, sac massagers, blindfolds, handcuffs, nipple tassles, penis tassles, toenail tassles, hair gel, sanitary wipes, donkeys, dogs, grandmothers, video cameras, stereos, clay molds, ice cubes, socks, pillows, aspirin, bed posts, buckets, shot glasses, cucumbers, and first aid kits and meet at Logan's in a half hour.what, no midgets?! Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 should I leave my butt plug at home? what about my anal beads_? C0ck ring? Man, can't I bring anything? what, no midgets?!My list is just the mandatory supplies, each performer has the right to his own act, and his own props. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I would like to be known from now on as Mack Daddy Long Leg.Thanks, sincerely,Mack Daddy Long Leg Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 is there a champagne room? Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I put the final touches on my closing act.I call it Crouching Tiger, my cock is hidden in your ass. Dragon. Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 My opening act would be"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean." Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 My opening act would be"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."Or I've got a small cock, but I toss a mean salad. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Or I've got a small cock, but I toss a mean salad.This should probably be our motto.Free Preview: Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 This should probably be our motto.Free Preview:Actually, that is nothing like what we will look like.We have shaved chests and will be fully oiled Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Bumped for importance. Not like couch important, but still. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Bumped for importance. Not like couch important, but still.QFT. this is basically just as important as anything that isn't a couch can be. Link to post Share on other sites
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