fcp at work crew

[mcpickie 0]

i can also autograph your ass or my foot before i put in your ass.

I'd like something else autographed please.

anything for you.

[ChuckSty 0]

i may have to come up to ac that weekend just to take one of your "beats"oh wait it's limit poker, the beats are only like 8xbb. ouch

[mulhs82 2]

Start at the top and work your way down. For example, try to get on the bench during a Flyer's game. Pretend you're the radio broadcaster and start announcing.Seriously, John, the key to BSing people is look like you belong. If you shyly walk up to some security guard and hold out your pass, you're dead. He'll know you're not supposed to be there.But if you stride by, look him in the eye, give him a nod, he won't bug you. Look like you belong. It's all about attitude. And if he does stop you, and question if you're allowed, Just tell him something like "It's okay, i've been cleared to go there"Works every time.

This is how Jeff walks around his house.

Oh wow, that's not right...it's funny as hell, but it's still not right.

[jeff_536 3]

Start at the top and work your way down. For example, try to get on the bench during a Flyer's game. Pretend you're the radio broadcaster and start announcing.Seriously, John, the key to BSing people is look like you belong. If you shyly walk up to some security guard and hold out your pass, you're dead. He'll know you're not supposed to be there.But if you stride by, look him in the eye, give him a nod, he won't bug you. Look like you belong. It's all about attitude. And if he does stop you, and question if you're allowed, Just tell him something like "It's okay, i've been cleared to go there"Works every time.

This is how Jeff walks around his house.

Been fooling them for years.

[renaedawn 1]

Renae: You could always

I'm on my way.And what's with everyone telling me to eat them or blow them in the last 2 days? It's been happening with odd frequency. :wink:

[mcpickie 0]

i may have to come up to ac that weekend just to take one of your "beats"oh wait it's limit poker, the beats are only like 8xbb. ouch

yawn. heard this particular threat before. spare me.

[jeff_536 3]

Renae: You could always

I'm on my way.And what's with everyone telling me to eat them or blow them in the last 2 days? It's been happening with odd frequency. :wink:

Hey. you started it.And I believe my initial response was: Love to.

[KDawgCometh 2]

i say hi

[jeff_536 3]

Phone Conversation Between Me and the wife while she's at Best Buy (she works there) purchasing Sin City for me:S: It's $23.V: OK get.S: Already have it.V: Which cover did you get? (Remember my girl list)S: What do you mean which cover?V: They have 4 different covers.S: They have 4 covers?V: Yes.S: I'm walking back to the DVDs to switch it.V: Fine. Which one did you get?S: Fine. Which one did you want?V: Which one did you get?S: The one with a guy, a girl and a gun.V: They all have a guy, a girl and a gun. Is it the one with the black girl?S: No. Blonde girl and a guy with a bandage on his eye. I'm at the display.V: Oh. Can you get the one with Bruce Willis on it?S: Ya here it.. You censored censored. My censored ass you want the one with Bruce Willis. You're such a jerk.

From an online site called joblo.comDespite being my favorite movie of the year so far, I would likely NOT suggest that you buy the SIN CITY dvd, coming out on August 16th, if only because the studio is releasing it "bare-bones" (only one small featurette on it), with obvious financial reasons behind it. They're also releasing it in 5 variant covers which stinks of -- once again -- a studio out "on the take". If you're a real fan of the movie, I would suggest dissing this version, and waiting for the obvious 2 or 3-disc edition that will likely be announced in the next month or so. Until then, check out the various covers for this release, as well as its menu screens. F*ckin' studios double-dipping sucks.

[renaedawn 1]

Phone Conversation Between Me and the wife while she's at Best Buy (she works there) purchasing Sin City for me:S: It's $23.V: OK get.S: Already have it.V: Which cover did you get? (Remember my girl list)S: What do you mean which cover?V: They have 4 different covers.S: They have 4 covers?V: Yes.S: I'm walking back to the DVDs to switch it.V: Fine. Which one did you get?S: Fine. Which one did you want?V: Which one did you get?S: The one with a guy, a girl and a gun.V: They all have a guy, a girl and a gun. Is it the one with the black girl?S: No. Blonde girl and a guy with a bandage on his eye. I'm at the display.V: Oh. Can you get the one with Bruce Willis on it?S: Ya here it.. You cocksucking fag. My fucking ass you want the one with Bruce Willis. You're such a jerk.

Did I fill in the blanks correctly? The "You censored censored" threw me. Couldn't figure out the second censored. I would have said prick. I think it flows well but prick isn't censored so I wasn't sure.Now, what you SHOULD have said is, "Darling, dearest love of my life, I truly appreciate that you thought of me. You are always so considerate that way. If you could possibly pick up the cover with Jessica Alba on it that would just be peachy. I like that cover because she reminds me of you except not as pretty. Thanks so much lambkins. I'll have dinner ready when you get home tonight."I swear. You guys just don't think. You're welcome. Leave a tip in the jar.

[mulhs82 2]

i say hi

sup?

[jeff_536 3]

Phone Conversation Between Me and the wife while she's at Best Buy (she works there) purchasing Sin City for me:S: It's $23.V: OK get.S: Already have it.V: Which cover did you get? (Remember my girl list)S: What do you mean which cover?V: They have 4 different covers.S: They have 4 covers?V: Yes.S: I'm walking back to the DVDs to switch it.V: Fine. Which one did you get?S: Fine. Which one did you want?V: Which one did you get?S: The one with a guy, a girl and a gun.V: They all have a guy, a girl and a gun. Is it the one with the black girl?S: No. Blonde girl and a guy with a bandage on his eye. I'm at the display.V: Oh. Can you get the one with Bruce Willis on it?S: Ya here it.. You cocksucking fag. My fucking ass you want the one with Bruce Willis. You're such a jerk.

Did I fill in the blanks correctly? The "You censored censored" threw me. Couldn't figure out the second censored. I would have said prick. I think it flows well but prick isn't censored so I wasn't sure.Now, what you SHOULD have said is, "Darling, dearest love of my life, I truly appreciate that you thought of me. You are always so considerate that way. If you could possibly pick up the cover with Jessica Alba on it that would just be peachy. I like that cover because she reminds me of you except not as pretty. Thanks so much lambkins. I'll have dinner ready when you get home tonight."I swear. You guys just don't think. You're welcome. Leave a tip in the jar.

Although I'm sure it would work, it's just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much work.

[renaedawn 1]

Renae: You could always

I'm on my way.And what's with everyone telling me to eat them or blow them in the last 2 days? It's been happening with odd frequency. :wink:

Hey. you started it.And I believe my initial response was: Love to.

I looked under my desk. Nobody there. Pity, too cause I'm wearing a skirt today.I didn't start it. Tim started it. I swear he told me to blow him like 12 times last night. And I didn't even do anything. I was just minding my own business. Anybody believe that?

[ChuckSty 0]

i may have to come up to ac that weekend just to take one of your "beats"oh wait it's limit poker, the beats are only like 8xbb. ouch

yawn. heard this particular threat before. spare me.

Care to make another wager, i think last time we tried to place a bet i was indeed not the one who did not show.And i was in AC that otehr weekend.

[mulhs82 2]

Phone Conversation Between Me and the wife while she's at Best Buy (she works there) purchasing Sin City for me:S: It's $23.V: OK get.S: Already have it.V: Which cover did you get? (Remember my girl list)S: What do you mean which cover?V: They have 4 different covers.S: They have 4 covers?V: Yes.S: I'm walking back to the DVDs to switch it.V: Fine. Which one did you get?S: Fine. Which one did you want?V: Which one did you get?S: The one with a guy, a girl and a gun.V: They all have a guy, a girl and a gun. Is it the one with the black girl?S: No. Blonde girl and a guy with a bandage on his eye. I'm at the display.V: Oh. Can you get the one with Bruce Willis on it?S: Ya here it.. You censored censored. My censored ass you want the one with Bruce Willis. You're such a jerk.

Would you care to link or post the cover that you got?

[dms26 3]

Phone Conversation Between Me and the wife while she's at Best Buy (she works there) purchasing Sin City for me:S: It's $23.V: OK get.S: Already have it.V: Which cover did you get? (Remember my girl list)S: What do you mean which cover?V: They have 4 different covers.S: They have 4 covers?V: Yes.S: I'm walking back to the DVDs to switch it.V: Fine. Which one did you get?S: Fine. Which one did you want?V: Which one did you get?S: The one with a guy, a girl and a gun.V: They all have a guy, a girl and a gun. Is it the one with the black girl?S: No. Blonde girl and a guy with a bandage on his eye. I'm at the display.V: Oh. Can you get the one with Bruce Willis on it?S: Ya here it.. You cocksucking fag. My fucking ass you want the one with Bruce Willis. You're such a jerk.

Did I fill in the blanks correctly? The "You censored censored" threw me. Couldn't figure out the second censored. I would have said prick. I think it flows well but prick isn't censored so I wasn't sure.Now, what you SHOULD have said is, "Darling, dearest love of my life, I truly appreciate that you thought of me. You are always so considerate that way. If you could possibly pick up the cover with Jessica Alba on it that would just be peachy. I like that cover because she reminds me of you except not as pretty. Thanks so much lambkins. I'll have dinner ready when you get home tonight."I swear. You guys just don't think. You're welcome. Leave a tip in the jar.

I'm gonna say fucking asshole , what do I win.

[mcpickie 0]

i may have to come up to ac that weekend just to take one of your "beats"oh wait it's limit poker, the beats are only like 8xbb. ouch

yawn. heard this particular threat before. spare me.

Care to make another wager, i think last time we tried to place a bet i was indeed not the one who did not show.And i was in AC that otehr weekend.

the other wager was not poker related and would have cost me more than the wager value.no ****ing shit you were in AC that weekend, further underscoring that you were too much of a pussy or lazier than faketree on a sunday to come sit with me.

[renaedawn 1]

Although I'm sure it would work, it's just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much work.

Nothing worth having is easy.

[jeff_536 3]

Vann: Does your wife five-finger discount at Best Buy like SHE used to at LaSenza?

[ChuckSty 0]

that's hilarious Vann

[ChuckSty 0]

i may have to come up to ac that weekend just to take one of your "beats"oh wait it's limit poker, the beats are only like 8xbb. ouch

yawn. heard this particular threat before. spare me.

Care to make another wager, i think last time we tried to place a bet i was indeed not the one who did not show.And i was in AC that otehr weekend.

the other wager was not poker related and would have cost me more than the wager value.no censored censored you were in AC that weekend, further underscoring that you were too much of a censored or lazier than faketree on a sunday to come sit with me.

a)i was on a rushB)i didn't know if you were at borgata or tajc)i don't know you from a whole in the wall and would have possibley been paging one MCPICKLE at a wrong casinod)like you wouldn't have done the same thinge)let's just ask Renae to plan this meeting she seems to be into excessive advanced planning; by the time she's done we'll be having dinner and a movie and i'll be buying you ****ing flowers.

[jeff_536 3]

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=8233

[mulhs82 2]

Vann, the link was dead, but I was able to figure it out through the best buy site. I'll take your word for it, cause yeah Jessica Alba definatly has the goods.

[renaedawn 1]

i may have to come up to ac that weekend just to take one of your "beats"oh wait it's limit poker, the beats are only like 8xbb. ouch

yawn. heard this particular threat before. spare me.

Care to make another wager, i think last time we tried to place a bet i was indeed not the one who did not show.And i was in AC that otehr weekend.

the other wager was not poker related and would have cost me more than the wager value.no censored censored you were in AC that weekend, further underscoring that you were too much of a censored or lazier than faketree on a sunday to come sit with me.

a)i was on a rushB)i didn't know if you were at borgata or tajc)i don't know you from a whole in the wall and would have possibley been paging one MCPICKLE at a wrong casinod)like you wouldn't have done the same thinge)let's just ask Renae to plan this meeting she seems to be into excessive advanced planning; by the time she's done we'll be having dinner and a movie and i'll be buying you censoreding flowers.

True. I can help. I'll need some details first. McP is going to be in AC from approximately what date and time until what date and time? Will you have access to a car? What times do you plan to be actually at Borgata?Tommy - How far is the drive for you to AC? What are your other plans for the dates/times Dan will be there?I'll try to set up a quiet corner booth with some nice candlelight and a good wine.Whichever one of you would prefer to pitch should bring the flowers. The other one should make sure you smell good.

[mcpickie 0]

i may have to come up to ac that weekend just to take one of your "beats"oh wait it's limit poker, the beats are only like 8xbb. ouch

yawn. heard this particular threat before. spare me.

Care to make another wager, i think last time we tried to place a bet i was indeed not the one who did not show.And i was in AC that otehr weekend.

the other wager was not poker related and would have cost me more than the wager value.no censored censored you were in AC that weekend, further underscoring that you were too much of a censored or lazier than faketree on a sunday to come sit with me.

a)i was on a rushB)i didn't know if you were at borgata or tajc)i don't know you from a whole in the wall and would have possibley been paging one MCPICKLE at a wrong casinod)like you wouldn't have done the same thinge)let's just ask Renae to plan this meeting she seems to be into excessive advanced planning; by the time she's done we'll be having dinner and a movie and i'll be buying you censoreding flowers.

a) excuse because you're a pussyB) excuse because you're a pussyc) excuse because you're a pussyd) just try not get too hot this trip. i will be in the borgata poker room from 9/29 to 10/2 or 10/3. maybe i'll go to the taj too. i will be playing 10/20. i'll be wearing a blue red sox hat with "red sox" spelled out. i'll be the one laughing loudly and stacking chips. since you're so ****ing clever i'm sure you can find me.e) i'm not putting out no matter what kind of flowers you bring