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i'm sorry marion.  i didn't mean those harsh words.  brush back your hair take out your glass eye and let me make it up to you
Are you gonna lick it?The glass eye I mean
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I went to the A's/Jays game, cheering for the Jays the whole way. A couple lessons from the field:1. Don't break your glasses before sitting in the upper decks of a baseball game, you can't see shit.2. Don't sit near old ladies who bring their old lady friends to the game. They trash talk like nobody I have ever seen.3. Oakland fat chicks want me.I had a great time. The Oakland fans were great, and had a great sense of humour, especially when my drunken roomate started spilling beer all over them.

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i'm sorry marion.  i didn't mean those harsh words.  brush back your hair take out your glass eye and let me make it up to you
Are you gonna lick it?The glass eye I mean
pretty sure that means he's gonna skull fuk you
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Thanks guys, with those suggestions-not only will I not have a date, I will probably have no friends.
Talk about your ex all night. Any excuse to bring him up, do it. " Oh, Tim always loved to get the chicken." "Tim and I used to come here all the time.""Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you, Tim and my old song just came on. What did you say again?"Order the most expensive dinner on the menu, and get dessert.
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There once was a girl who liked pornWhere leather and latex are worn.Said the boss to the sub,"You will gag on my nob."And to him her fealty was sworn.

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Chuck would appreciate my poem.  I'll write a lesbian one so Marion and Renae will love me.I mean, want me.Nikki
I appreciated your bondage poem, too. I also like your new avatar.
Why thank you.
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There once was a girl who loved breasts.She thought kitties and bunnies were best.When she thought about eating,How her heart would start beating.Oh yeah, girls are the best.

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