JerrytheguywhoDNscrewedover 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I knew it would be a battle of the young guns. I've been playing poker for 54 years. Longer than Daniel Negreanu or any of you guys have been born. So I'm sitting there after my two pair got busted and the next thing I know, my chips are gone and I'm being dragged out of the studio. Well, I have high cholesterol and just had triple bypass surgery a few years ago and I nearly had a stroke. In the back, behind the curtains, Daniel handed me a bottle of Don Perigone and about $50 for a taxi and told me to leave. Then when I looked at him bewildered, two big guys in suits came and grabbed me by the arms and escorted me out. I got to play about 5 hands of poker and then that was it. Hell, we got there at 7 am and just sat around staring at each other for about 8 hours before we even played a hand. I wasn't used to all the physical activity and was getting tired. I'm usually in bed by 6 pm. As for why I was dragged out of the studio , I don't know. I said, " God damn it, you got two pair beat???" and then my chips were taken and told that I had to leave. I can only assume that I made a mistake by swearing and taking the Lord's name in vain. If so, then that's ridiculous. I've put in my time on this earth. I deserve to be the protege. Daniel, you need to learn respect for you elders. Next time you try to drag me out of the studio like that, I'm going to knock your block off. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Awesome. Just awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
DunkinDonuts 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Don PerigoneThis miscue probably confirms that this is, in fact, the real Jerry, but the Grammar Police are compelled to blow the whistle nevertheless. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 countdown to this post being deleted in 3...2....1 Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 If true, it's a pretty severe penalty. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Yeah, well at least you got an honourary Charter Membership out of the deal. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 countdown to this post being deleted in 3...2....1I will be furious if this gets deleted. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Maybe if you were a Charter Member, things would have gone differently.*Edit* Damn you Ouch. Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I will be furious if this gets deleted.I won't be deleting it, I find it clever. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I will be furious if this gets deleted.but knowing the mods here...you know it'll be gone in a few minutes although I agree wholeheartedly with you.Although whose to say that this is the real Jerry? It could be just someone screwing around. Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 They deleted two players after months of hyping the contest, would a post or two seem out of character? Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I won't be deleting it, I find it clever.I knew I could count on you Bob!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Shouldn't it be a bottle of Dom Jerigone? Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 but knowing the mods here...you know it'll be gone in a few minutes although I agree wholeheartedly with you.Although whose to say that this is the real Jerry? It could be just someone screwing around.Trust me, it isn't the real Jerry. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 It could be just someone screwing around.Bingo! It's still funny though.Shouldn't it be a bottle of Dom Jerigone?Wow. Very nice. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Jerry, big fan, quick question:Do you have to buy a new hat every year? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Shouldn't it be a bottle of Dom Jerigone?Classic. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Jerry, big fan, quick question:Do you have to buy a new hat every year?:internet laughing face: Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 :internet laughing face::internet laughing face face: Link to post Share on other sites
thechad5 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 :internet laughing face face:Hey ouch is your av a reference to the Hitchhikers Guide, if so thats wicked sweet!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 4 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Hey ouch is your av a reference to the Hitchhikers Guide, if so thats wicked sweet!!It is a universally useful thing to remember. I am instantly convinced that if Jerry had had a towel, he could have used it to confuse the two goons, and then could have rushed the camera, screaming he was about to be disappeared. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 SO wrong!....and yet, oh so right!lmao. nh Link to post Share on other sites
Smokewagons 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I don't know what is funnier, the OP or the fact that people didn't know if this was "the real Jerry" or not. Nicely done guys Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I As for why I was dragged out of the studio , I don't know. I said, " God damn it, you got two pair beat???" and then my chips were taken and told that I had to leave. I can only assume that I made a mistake by swearing and taking the Lord's name in vain. If so, then that's ridiculous. I've put in my time on this earth.Hahahahaahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha Post of the ****ing year, that had me cracking up Link to post Share on other sites
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