girlfriend and poker

[kelsey 0]

just taught my girlfriend how to play poker. first hand she was ever dealt she got a str8 flush. what do you think? should i have not taught her?

[Suited_Up 2]

All downhill from here.

[MasterLJ 0]

My gf doesn't understand any of the theory of poker, but she's cleaned up a few frat-boy's wallets. I don't know how she does it, but she does.Same at the crappes table. She has made money there all but one time I've seen. They don't call her "Lady" Luck for nothing.

[Guest]

I mean,,,honestly that first post made me think of the retarded kid in middle school.She got a straight flush WHOOPIE! maybe i'm alone on this, but I don't care about all of the other posters girlfriends thoughts or poker hands or essay ideas or how they bitch when you lose. I mean cmon aren't there any better stories than this???If you all wanna talk about your "Schmoopies" go to Oprah's website & register there. I mean what's going on here is this "The View"?better yet,,,tell us about how you banged your girl on the poker table THAT is the only poker girlfriend story i wanna hear.

[NormanHaupt 0]

at least I flame the proper topics.I'd teach my girlfriend how to play too. Its a good thing to do things that you and your chick can enjoy

[Guest]

at least I flame the proper topics.I'd teach my girlfriend how to play too. Its a good thing to do things that you and your chick can enjoy

if this part in red is directed at me,,,,i don't get it.and I taught my wife to play too,,,i just don't understand why anyone would think ANYBODY would care to hear about it.

[WildWin7 0]

just taught my girlfriend how to play poker. first hand she was ever dealt she got a str8 flush. what do you think? should i have not taught her?

That same thing happen to me, altough it was me. My first money game in Hold'em I hit a straight flush on the flop at that. I remember thinking, damn this is easy haha.

[TheIceman05 0]

at least I flame the proper topics.I'd teach my girlfriend how to play too. Its a good thing to do things that you and your chick can enjoy

if this part in red is directed at me,,,,i don't get it.and I taught my wife to play too,,,i just don't understand why anyone would think ANYBODY would care to hear about it.

..... "Paging Mr. Kettle, paging Mr. Kettle. There's a message for you at the front desk. Mr. Pot called. He'd like to inform you that you're black."Ice

[Guest]

ice you lost me,,,,not sure what your over dramatized rambling means.who is that directed to & what are you trying to say?

[ddoggphx 0]

My wife plays as well. I've recently taught her how to be a tight player, but she really, really hates playing in our home games because of the suckouts she gets.She is a very tight player, and it kills her to see her trip Aces go down to some clown who held a 24o catching a river straight. She's actually quite a good player, and when we play in the "Important Game" with ten of us that play well, she holds her own and places high quite often. It's when we sit with the fish that she wants to kill people. I try to tell her those people will end up paying her in the end, but she gets tilted far too easy.I'm hoping to cure her of that, and then take her to the casinos where she can use her womanly wiles and good looks to take down suckers. She has to learn to lose to those suckers first. :)And to those bashing this post, get a life. FFS, women playing poker is very cool, especially when they are good, understand the game and can put other people on tilt because of their unrelenting machismo. Nice thread, original poster.

[Dirtydutch 8]

Yeah... I taught my Girlfriend… what? I could have one! I’m just too hot a stud too… ah… tie myself down.Dutch

[NormanHaupt 0]

at least I flame the proper topics.I'd teach my girlfriend how to play too. Its a good thing to do things that you and your chick can enjoy

if this part in red is directed at me,,,,i don't get it.and I taught my wife to play too,,,i just don't understand why anyone would think ANYBODY would care to hear about it.

..... "Paging Mr. Kettle, paging Mr. Kettle. There's a message for you at the front desk. Mr. Pot called. He'd like to inform you that you're black."Ice

HAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhah.. hah......hah..You're so funny man.Go to www.devry.com and scroll through the couse list, you'll find one that says "Earn Your High School Diploma." then you can go back and learn how to read what I said.

[Dirtydutch 8]

does anything, not start a fight?Dutch.

[AceOfSpades 0]

I mean,,,honestly that first post made me think of the retarded kid in middle school.She got a straight flush WHOOPIE! maybe i'm alone on this, but I don't care about all of the other posters girlfriends thoughts or poker hands or essay ideas or how they censored when you lose. I mean cmon aren't there any better stories than this???If you all wanna talk about your "Schmoopies" go to Oprah's website & register there. I mean what's going on here is this "The View"?better yet,,,tell us about how you banged your girl on the poker table THAT is the only poker girlfriend story i wanna hear.

Dude I agree, but whatever whocares not everyones gonna like everything on here!! Lol its funny how much hating is on this forum. I think that should stop also.

[TheIceman05 0]

at least I flame the proper topics.I'd teach my girlfriend how to play too. Its a good thing to do things that you and your chick can enjoy

if this part in red is directed at me,,,,i don't get it.and I taught my wife to play too,,,i just don't understand why anyone would think ANYBODY would care to hear about it.

..... "Paging Mr. Kettle, paging Mr. Kettle. There's a message for you at the front desk. Mr. Pot called. He'd like to inform you that you're black."Ice

HAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhah.. hah......hah..You're so funny man.Go to www.devry.com and scroll through the couse list, you'll find one that says "Earn Your High School Diploma." then you can go back and learn how to read what I said.

Norman-Did you think I was making fun of you? Ice

[Dirtydutch 8]

me?... no I did'int.Dutch.

[TheIceman05 0]

me?... no I did'int.Dutch.

Not you, Dutch. Norman posted a few lines above this some HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thing, and then suggested I go to DeVry Technical Institute to get my GED because I didn't understand what he was saying. Or something, I dunno. I'm a little confused, but I'm a moron, so...Still in the darkIce

[NormanHaupt 0]

replied in pm and apoligied.

[JFarrell20 1]

just taught my girlfriend how to play poker. first hand she was ever dealt she got a str8 flush. what do you think? should i have not taught her?

No, you shouldn't have taught her how to play. You should have stolen an old lady's purse and challenged the mayor of your town to a fist duel.Pssssssst!...... come closer so I can tell you this... "it's not too late...I'm sure you can still save face by torching your neighbors house and r.aping a male dentist!"

[Guest]

just taught my girlfriend how to play poker. first hand she was ever dealt she got a str8 flush. what do you think? should i have not taught her?

No, you shouldn't have taught her how to play. You should have stolen an old lady's purse and challenged the mayor of your town to a fist duel.Pssssssst!...... come closer so I can tell you this... "it's not too late...I'm sure you can still save face by torching your neighbors house and r.aping a male dentist!"

funny stuff!

[Guest Anonymous]

Itaught my girlfirend how to play poker and she seemed to pick it up pretty fast aftetr about a month of playing everyone once and awhile she decided to play in a twenty dollar buy in home game with me and five of my friends. She reallly suprised me at one point in the game by slow playing kings and taking my friend for all of his money on the flop. to make a long short she ended up winnin the tournament and my friends don't want her to play again.