Absolute 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 **DISCLAIMER**The following is not meant to be rude or aggressive. It is simply a parody of another post in this forum that puts the women of poker against one another. So I thought this would be amusing to everyone. Plus, you know you've all thought it.Ugliest Poker PlayerQuarterfinal #1Robert VarkonyivsThomas Keller[/img] Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 X-22 has to be in this "tourny" somewhere Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 X-22 has to be in this "tourny" somewhereno he doesn't...cause he'd win hands down. Link to post Share on other sites
The Student 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 The Lady Killer? more like the puppy killer, I heard Robert eats baby dogs. Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 4 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 You can't honestly say that Varkony is uglier than Keller. Keller wins hands-down. Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Barry Greenstein wins, hands down.Good solid player.. but, damn. lol Link to post Share on other sites
DCWildcat 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Lol...nice topic. But why the hell isn't it 100% for Keller? Varkonyi may be balding, but Keller....I mean...JUST LOOK AT HIM!!On a more personal note, Jayson, if you read this, my best friend thinks you're hot, and you're hotter because you play poker. Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 dumbest post ever, bunch of ugly idiots laughing because there are people uglier then them, pathetic. lol Link to post Share on other sites
the_stein 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Barry Greenstein wins, hands down.Good solid player.. but, damn. lollmao exactly Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 dumbest post ever, bunch of ugly idiots laughing because there are people uglier then them, pathetic. lolgotta do something for entertainment ya know Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 lol I'd rather be ugly and be Barry than be good looking and losing my teeth as I live on the streets poor. Link to post Share on other sites
hotdog da 2rd 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 dumbest post ever, bunch of ugly idiots laughing because there are people uglier then them, pathetic. lolgotta do something for entertainment ya knowi have played poker w/ thomas keller and just to clear something up, his wife is beautiful. if ABSOLUTE didn't meant for this site to be rude and disrespectful then he's doing a poor job of it. if i was thomas i'll come in here and choke him to death w/ $100 dollars bills lol. total waste of forum space. Link to post Share on other sites
Hutch 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 i think daniel is teh hottest poker alive. Whoes with me? Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 I voted for Varkonyi, mainly bcause I respect Keller's game too much to vote for him. Serioulsy Keller scored almost perfect on the SAT, is a classical pianist, and he seems cool. Varkonyi seems like a dud, and doesn't have near the game that Thomas does. What is the real story on thomas having like 1million in chips in his car Link to post Share on other sites
Thumper 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 I have to reserve my vote for myself... want pix?Thumper Link to post Share on other sites
Thumper 0 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Well I tried... broke two lenses and gave up... you'll just have to take my word for it.Thumper Link to post Share on other sites
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