InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 can and frequently do sometimes I have not even seen the movie at all YOU DON'T KNOW. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Oh, I've recommended movies I haven't even seen. How about: you can't blame a movie for not grabbing you when you're also browsing the internet while watching? Is that an acceptable parameter? Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 if it's the movie that drove me to the Internet to start with, I can absolutely blame it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 my diesel jeans sort of bulge out in the crotch making it look like I actually have a package. so that's why they're worth $200. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Ok, but Ron posted that he was about to start watching it, so that's not the case. Final revision: Ron Mexico isn't smart enough to talk about movies. Does that pass muster? Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 my diesel jeans sort of bulge out in the crotch making it look like I actually have a package. so that's why they're worth $200. Way to scare all those small vagina'd women away shake. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Final revision: Ron Mexico isn't smart enough to talk about movies. Does that pass muster? Works for me. He just doesn't get them. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 that's it, that's why we can't get laid. women are terrified of the size of our members. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Quit bragging about that already. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 my diesel jeans sort of bulge out in the crotch making it look like I actually have a package. so that's why they're worth $200. You know what's good for making jeans bulge out? A few years ago, I worked in a hotel where one of the interview questions was "are you likely to file a sexual harassment lawsuit?" Okay, not really, but there should have been that question because the entire staff was a hotbed of mostly un-requited sexual tension. I say mostly because someone has to be the lion amongst the pride of lionesses.One afternoon I join a few of the girls outside for a cigarette. We're all talking and one of them notices that I have new pants. She starts going on about how good I look in them, how well they fit me, how good I look in them, how she wants to jump me, how good I look in them..., you get the idea. I got the idea. Or at least I started to get ideas, and so did Ouch-8"s. So he stirs from his slumber a little bit, just as she starts to comment that the new pants make me look like I have a very large penis. To make her point, she reaches down to indicate which part of my anatomy she is talking about. She 'misjudges' how far she can safely reach, and procedes to trace the outline of my burgeoning erection through my pants. As she realizes what she is doing, she trails off in midsentence, stares at my crotch, and drags hard on her cigarette. I chuckle and stand still, slightly shocked at this (welcome) invasion of my personal space and wondering how to get it to continue.Unfortunately, the other girls didn't want to see for themselves what she was talking about. I tried for some time after that to give the girl in question an unobstructed view, but never got anywhere. Penis. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 maybe if I wore yoga pants Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Worth a shot. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 A small bulge is still a bulge. Go for it shakey. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Worth a shot. Hell, digital cameras make it so cheap these days I think he should take several. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I paid attention to the movie. It was good, what do you want? I want to rape Suited and Whiskers for always dogging my movies likes and dislikes. But not like a sweet, senstive Stuebenvillesque rape, more like a Shawshank prison rape Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 A sexy girl I'm friends with randomly sent me 3 pics last night. Nothing nude, but close. I would love to get with her again. Damn marriage (hers, noy mine) and distance Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I take it all back; your movie opinions are spot on and I crave your recommendations. Ok, you can post those pics now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Call me a skeptic, but I dont think I believe your sincerity. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 ron, I believe essay, napa, and strat will all join me in telling you: gfy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Call me a skeptic, but I dont think I believe your sincerity. Can't fool you; you're much too sharp for that. Sharp as they come, yessiree. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 my manager says to me, "we are expected to show overtime this week." not, "we need to get all this stuff cleared," or "we need to be more focused on x, y and z." just a simple, if you show up on Saturday we will pay you 1.5x and it will make some important person happy. so I've been sort of not doing work as quickly as I could have today in anticipation of having to kill this time tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Shake, you just made the list, buddy boy I'm starting to believe Whiskers. He's selling me Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Ronny it's not your fault you don't get modern movies, after all that change from silent films to talkies really threw off your 40s. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Business, fuck yeah. Edit: Hmm, multiple OL/DR. Where was I? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 ron I was talking about attractive women just randomly sending you almost nude pictures. closest I'll ever get to that is saving a pic from the reddit gonewild section and texting it to myself. Link to post Share on other sites
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