iTommyGavin81 288 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Use okcupid for crissakes. I gave strat o matic a template for making a profile and etiquette to be used a couple months ago. I wish there was someone on this forum who could easily search and find old posts like that Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Dont listen to TG. He used to be a man and awesome, now he's a huge faggatron that does PDA's on FB. How the mighty have fallen Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Cmon Napa, the regulars here are wayyyyy too lazy to do anything like that Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I am who I was in high school, and will always be a little in love with a fag. This was worded beautifully. Cmon Napa, the regulars here are wayyyyy too lazy to do anything like that I'm not too lazy for that, but you guys never told me what Tinder is. Or maybe somebody did. I don't know anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 It basically shows you a few pictures of a girl and you either hit "nope" or "like" and if both of you hit "like" it brings you to a little chat window you can talk to them. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Gotta keep the home fires burning mexi-melt. Drop a nugget once in awhile and you get your penis instantly attacked Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Why did you nope the one girl? And have you liked this other girl yet? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Because I'm still not comfortable with people I know in real life knowing I'm on tinder. Plus, I know she wouldn't like back. And I liked this girl earlier in the day and then she must have liked me back becaues it said "you matched" I sent her a chat. No response yet. Her little blurb is "I'll make you question your sexuality" Mine is "The Trash-Picking, Field Goal Kicking, Philadelphia Phenomenon". Debating on saying something like "i liked you because I thought you were cute and an ISU fan, but now I think I like dudes" or "I got a confession, I'm not actually the TPFGKPP...I've never even been to Philly". Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 wait, what did you say in the initial chat? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Man, you guys try way too hard to be witty. If you were going gay, I say keep it up, but its women, most dont get all that shit. They dont watch tv and remember lines and stuff like that. Too intricate. Just my opinion, but hey, what do I know? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Mine is "The Trash-Picking, Field Goal Kicking, Philadelphia Phenomenon". Ok. I misunderstood. I thought the girl you knew liked you first and you hit her with a nope. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 also I had never heard of the trash picking thing either. let's go ahead and brainstorm napa's new blurb real quick. Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 also I had never heard of the trash picking thing either. let's go ahead and brainstorm napa's new blurb real quick. Yeah, I didn't get it either. "I'm pretty popular on the internet." Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ok, here goes "I'm napa, I'm chubby and not sure I'm good at fcking, but I'll eat your P until you love me" 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 "You don't have to click like, but it'd sure be cool if you did" Chicks love music and I'm sure chicks in Iowa love Blake Shelton, bam. Simple and effective. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I just said "hey there". I like TG's but feel like that's way too cheesy. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 As mexi-melt said most women are slow witted. They're not gonna care or usually get it if you go with something obtuse. And you realize she probably got 175 hey there messages from guys today right? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 NO I DIDN"T REALIZE THAT TILL YOU JUST SAID IT CRAP Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Don't type a novel in your first message but personalize it a little, say a LITTLE about yourself and ask her a couple of personal questions but nothing creepy Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 That’s great. Good, good, good, Napa.. Well, you just lost the touch lamp. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 first step is to get her address and write her a strongly worded personal message lit by nothing but natural light. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I'm not sure what just happened here Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Anyone find it odd that napa doesnt want people ON tinder to know he's on tinder? Weird mofo Link to post Share on other sites
The Machine 210 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Yeah, he needs to get over the idea that there might be negative inferences here. Napa, you see cute girls on there? Yes? That should be all you need to know to tell you there's nothing wrong with online dating. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 hey napa, you remember that post I made yesterday talking about women complaining when a guy messages them a "hi how are you" and I mentioned that I've gotten them too and that they ARE really annoying and that I won't respond to one? no, no I don't believe you do. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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