phlegm 6 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 just got back from vegas.The steakhouse at circus circus is overated and way too expensive Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Circus Circus is -ev. Completely. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Rubbing one out to pure thought can often times be better than rubbing one out to porn.Agreed.One who blasphemes is called a blasphemer, except I'd spell it "Blasfemur" and put the accent on the second syllable.Then, I'd nickname my erection "Blasfemur" because it's my "GodBone."Take that, vagina....Phenominal. I think I'm stealing this and putting it in the "funny posts out of context" thread Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 not really an "observation" but funny nontheless...A guy used to come in 2-3 times a week at the place i work at and he was ALWAYS talkin on his cell phone and one time he came in talking on it and then it rang.Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Conan has written some of the funniest SNL skits and Simpsons episodes. I think it's safe to say he's funny. I'm steppin into the Cone Zone. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Conan has written some of the funniest SNL skits and Simpsons episodes. I think it's safe to say he's funny. I'm steppin into the Cone Zone.So you decided to drop brasky? Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 So you decided to drop brasky?I was feeling nostalgic. I've been Ferguson since the new forum came back. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 I was feeling nostalgic. I've been Ferguson since the new forum came back.Kudos! That avatar PWNS Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 I find it funny when white people say, "I have a black friend". Do black people brag that they have a "white friend"? Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 I have bragged about knowing white ppl. I just haven't known many and the few I have known have never become long term friends. The sad part is I am white.fwiw. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 I have bragged about knowing white ppl. I just haven't known many and the few I have known have never become long term friends. The sad part is I am white.fwiw.I love your forum title. Well done! Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 Well Thank You Mister Turd Ferguson. p.s. I Love the Dinosaur. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Well Thank You Mister Turd Ferguson. p.s. I Love the Dinosaur.I'm sure he loves you too, but don't get in his way lest you desire a severe stomping. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 People who don't hug the center line while waiting to take a left hand turn with traffic behind them should be thrown into a pit full of hungry alligators.Seriously, on my way to work today some idiot stayed in the MIDDLE OF THE FRICKEN ROAD with his left blinker on... leaving NO room to pass him on the right. The oncoming traffic was heavy for a a good 2 minutes causing a line to form behind the dope waiting for him to take the turn. All of this could've been avoided with a little common sense.Theres my outburst for the day. Sigh... ok I feel better. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 bmwguy is back. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Why would you buy regular size Frosted Mini Wheats when they have bite size?? The regular ones are HUGE. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Yogurt is made out of bad milk. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Soda in a 2 liter bottle goes flat immediately, no matter what you do. Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 gays r generally hilarious in a funny sort of way Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 The proper response to give when someone tells you "thank you" is no longer "you're welcome." Now, it's more polite to say "thank you" back to them. In fact, I would say that if you said "you're welcome" in response to someone telling you "thank you" you may come across as rude.When you're at the grocery store and the cashier hands you your change and sacked groceries and says, "thank you." What do you say back? I bet you say "thank you." Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Michael Rispoli, aka Grama from Rounders, also played Jackie Aprile, Sr. on Season 3 of Sopranos.I've seen Rounders like a hundred times and I just realized this a minute ago...confirmed through IMDBHe also played Spinner in Death to Smoochy. I wonder if Edward suggested him. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 That is because they are thanking you on behalf of the store. You are thanking them For Bagging your grocceries. Seems civil enough. So if I Do somethin for you like mowe your lawn. You want me to thank you for that? Person: Thank you for mowing my lawnPersonA: Nahhh, thank you?? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 That is because they are thanking you on behalf of the store. You are thanking them For Bagging your grocceries. Seems civil enough. So if I Do somethin for you like mowe your lawn. You want me to thank you for that? Person: Thank you for mowing my lawnPersonA: Nahhh, thank you??you mow lwns? sweet, how much do you charge? Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 damn you. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Oranges are underrated... Link to post Share on other sites
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