RayPowers 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 At the pub poker I play on Wednesday nights, I, a couple of friends, and my dad normally show up. My dad has been sick for a couple of weeks, and decided to bring a gift for my daughter to bring home (she is two) this time. I take the bag, look in it, and it is four Disney Princess Plastic Figures each about 3 inches high.Can you say, card protectors?Belle started off as my card protector, but the bitch lost me 1000 on a bet on a draw because she wore a yellow dress and the 1000 chip is yellow. It seemed like fate. (Feel free to move this paragraph to the "How do you know what you are playing a fish" thread.)So I switched to Sleeping Beauty and rode her (uh, so to speak) to the top 14 before being knocked out. At one point, two of the other guys thought it was so funny they requested to borrow princesses of their own, and we soon had a table with three grown scruffy men with Sleeping Beauty, the Little Mermaid, and Cinderella as their card protectors.I feel like I represented FCP well this night. If only I had an FCP cap...Ray Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Smash has like 50 hello kitty card protectors. Another way he likes to exercise his yellow fever. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 here is the card protector i use in my home game ... Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 here is the card protector i use in my home game ...Niiiice! Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Way to represent. Had a similar experience once at a home game in my basement. One guy thought it was funny to use one of my son's dinosaurs, and before long everyone had one. It began to get out of hand when people started to go upstairs for a new toy after each hand they'd lose. I didn't mind that as much as the guy who ate the play-do, though. He wasn't invited back. Link to post Share on other sites
benhoug 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I've always just used a chip to protect my cards, but then I made this paperweight. You know like of the glass-blowing variety. Well, anyways, I make this small paperweight that is pretty cool and should make an OK card protecter. I used it in my home game this week and lost pretty big. Guess I'm calling superstition here, but I'm never using that thing again. Link to post Share on other sites
bayouboy 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 You should sign up to be the next guy in the commercial who has the giant beer can fall on him. They would take you in a second. Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 You should sign up to be the next guy in the commercial who has the giant beer can fall on him. They would take you in a second.oooo fame and fortune!Ray Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I use a "for beginners" butt plug. Some people don't know what it is and ask me. I tell them to rub it for luck and hand it too them. Then I inform them that is the butt plug my girlfriend used on me last night, but sorry about the smell, we didn't have time to clean it yet. Talk about getting someone on tilt.Nice try all, but I will never be out gayed. NEVER. Try if you must, but you will fail. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I use a "for beginners" butt plug. Some people don't know what it is and ask me. I tell them to rub it for luck and hand it too them. Then I inform them that is the butt plug my boyfriend used on me last night, but sorry about the smell, we didn't have time to clean it yet. Talk about getting someone on tilt.Nice try all, but I will never be out gayed. NEVER. Try if you must, but you will fail.FYP (assuming you were going for the gay angle) Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 ron we still going out tonight? same pub? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I use a "for beginners" butt plug. Some people don't know what it is and ask me. I tell them to rub it for luck and hand it too them. Then I inform them that is the butt plug my boyfriend used on me last night, but sorry about the smell, we didn't have time to clean it yet. Talk about getting someone on tilt.Nice try all, but I will never be out gayed. NEVER. Try if you must, but you will fail.FYP (assuming you were going for the gay angle)Solid point. I wasn't at first, butt then I got inspired. Thanks for the help. Can I suck your c0ck? Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I use a "for beginners" butt plug. Some people don't know what it is and ask me. I tell them to rub it for luck and hand it too them. Then I inform them that is the butt plug my boyfriend used on me last night, but sorry about the smell, we didn't have time to clean it yet. Talk about getting someone on tilt.Nice try all, but I will never be out gayed. NEVER. Try if you must, but you will fail.FYP (assuming you were going for the gay angle) Solid point. I wasn't at first, butt then I got inspired. Thanks for the help. Can I suck your c0ck?You can suck me off for sure as long as the bold part of your post was some sort of gay innuendo refering to my penis, albeit a vague one. Link to post Share on other sites
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