mrfritz 892 Posted June 26, 2015 Author Share Posted June 26, 2015 hblask, JMnsto, Biko, Andromeda, Anastasia Beaverhausin, TheTorontoKid Derek Jeter and Michael Vick Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Tupac Shakur An old friend of mine used to work for a video company as a camera man. He's a big dumpy white guy, let's call him James. So James is living the life in LA and the company he works for get hooked into making hip hop videos. One day James is on a Tupac shoot, over at the cement factory on La Brea. Tupac rolls up in a limo, late. The window glides down and tons of smoke comes out, and he is heaux deep. Eventually Tupac gets out of the limo and the video shoot starts. James is filming Tupac doing his thing, and the excitable director gets even more excited about something and asks for Tupac to do more of it. The director is an emotional twerp, and yells his request. What happens when an excitable twerp yells at Tupac? Tupac pulls the not-at-all-a-prop gun out of his waistband and waves it at the director, who is standing right next to James. The director realizes his mistake, apologizes the correct amount, and the gun was put back in the waistband. And that's the story of my friend James getting a gun pulled on him by Tupac. One of the most LA stories I know. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 Love it babyelephant, LadyGrey, redmeat, Monica Hope Helen Keller and Tobey Maguire 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Scroom 436 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 The last time someone pulled a gun on me, I spit a legit from-the-lungs green loogie right in in his face. I mention this not to brag about how much of a bad-ass I am (I'm only a semi bad-ass these days), but to brag about my almost supernatural ability to soul-read people. Kinda like this. The motorcycle driver should be most tilted that he didn't reach out and take the free gun that bitch was waving around, because that faggot would've done absolutely nothing. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 The last time someone pulled a gun on me, I spit a legit from-the-lungs green loogie right in in his face. I mention this not to brag about how much of a bad-ass I am (I'm only a semi bad-ass these days), but to brag about my almost supernatural ability to soul-read people. Kinda like this. The motorcycle driver should be most tilted that he didn't reach out and take the free gun that bitch was waving around, because that faggot would've done absolutely nothing. man people need to calm the fuck down with the road rage. risk/reward, totally not worth it. But yeah, guy with the gun is a huge pussy. A_Bullets_A, mario_kelly, skanney5, NautHumon (i get it hahah), BeatByAGirl, jmh06, uNixjumper, Cephas159 John Elway and Mel Brooks 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 The last time someone pulled a gun on me, I spit a legit from-the-lungs green loogie right in in his face. I mention this not to brag about how much of a bad-ass I am (I'm only a semi bad-ass these days), but to brag about my almost supernatural ability to soul-read people. Kinda like this. The motorcycle driver should be most tilted that he didn't reach out and take the free gun that bitch was waving around, because that faggot would've done absolutely nothing. I also think you posted that to brag about your loogie spitting skills 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 kaiisersoze12, pat_o_85 (lololol), CanuckG, Camie Gary Busey and Richard Lewis Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 kaiisersoze12, pat_o_85 (lololol), CanuckG, Camie Gary Busey and Richard Lewis Hi Fritz, I don't get the joke. I'm sorry, it's super lame to have to explain jokes, but I've been puzzling over it for hours. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 Hi Fritz, I don't get the joke. I'm sorry, it's super lame to have to explain jokes, but I've been puzzling over it for hours. Look at his profile pic, it's ridiculous! CheckisGood, Shakey90, DWMREP, Sefaje, ii_net, Kingchen, M0D34, sherwood Mike Tyson and Michael Phelps 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 1, 2015 Author Share Posted July 1, 2015 Naismith, theone, Dice_3008, boost21, aniket11 Pamela Anderson and Dan Aykroyd 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Pamela Anderson and Dan Aykroyd 3 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Suited_Up, TaxLawyer71, PsiZGuy, imasmrt1, Pocket_2ss, Shiro, Maverickbp, MMaverickJC Lindsay Lohan and Larry David 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 nutzbuster, bleacherbum3, mcduff, vidarr, hesco_3, dogartista Tom Cruise and Sebastian Vettel Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 pokerfriendly, Shawn, FC2000, TX9Ball, Stake Pie, The Feelings Jar, BoSox86, howard001, Narum George Steinbrenner and Al Davis 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 5, 2015 Author Share Posted July 5, 2015 bc1024, GABMAD, ncperrotta069, gargoylelady, barrec, GabeTheKid, pokerdoc08, Andro19, zNut Edie Falco and Huey Lewis Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 6, 2015 Author Share Posted July 6, 2015 MapleLeafpoker, Shate, goferdug, benagto@bigpond.net.au, Vegas_Realtor, smurfette74, gdaylinz, Tsunami69, Stu' The Kid 50 Cent and George W. Bush Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 Dr_Shakes, the_jop, dbrent2, DDTucker, ChiTownGreek, mase_gotsem, RickC1883, Bluevisions, Tugglife2, Krownkickin_FTW, Lindasns555, Justafan, smithdan Ringo Starr and Satchel Paige Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 blow me fritz. Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 9, 2015 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 right here? ok. sketchy1, Big Mike Watters, Mrjones_76, kuwlade, MalcolmT Tom Hanks and John Tesh Link to post Share on other sites
Iphonenkinder 558 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 I think Hank was disappointed you missed his birthday. Fritz, this thread and my Drag Queens Eating on Instagram are the two things that start my day. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 I think Hank was disappointed you missed his birthday. Fritz, this thread and my Drag Queens Eating on Instagram are the two things that start my day. Hank, you need to list your birthday! I'll have to follow drag queens eating. tv_nutrafin, cbeni, Dtrescott, backdoorman, alza21 Nikola Tesla and Fred Gwynne 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 11, 2015 Author Share Posted July 11, 2015 Royal_Tour, zengame, RWPKRPLR John Quincy Adams and Lil Kim Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 AKA The Baddest Prez 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mrfritz 892 Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 CardWarfare, aggie3, stevel999, aidster, cheez12, hkyref33 Bill Cosby and Richard Simmons Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Bill Cosby and Richard Simmons Okay, from this day forward you get to have Bill Cosby's financial life, or Richard Simmons. Whose do you pick? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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