vbnautilus 48 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 I also doubt that people knew back then that whales are not fishes. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 A teacher in class is talking about whales and says that even though a whale is a very large animal, it's throat is too small to swallow a humanA little girl says: "What about the story of Jonah and the whale?"The teacher begins getting irritated and states that a whale cannot swallow a human.The little girl says "When I get to heaven I will just ask Jonah.""What if Jonah is in hell?" The teacher quipped."Then you can ask him." said the little girl. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 A teacher in class is talking about whales and says that even though a whale is a very large animal, it's throat is too small to swallow a humanA little girl says: "What about the story of Jonah and the whale?"The teacher begins getting irritated and states that a whale cannot swallow a human.The little girl says "When I get to heaven I will just ask Jonah.""What if Jonah is in hell?" The teacher quipped."Then you can ask him." said the little girl.Ha ha, it's funny because you believe in a religion where people who don't automatically assume that it's possible for a man to survive with the belly of a fish for a number of days based on a 5,000 year old book will endure eternal torment and torture ha ha. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Ha ha, it's funny because you believe in a religion where people who don't automatically assume that it's possible for a man to survive with the belly of a fish for a number of days based on a 5,000 year old book will endure eternal torment and torture ha ha.A whale isn't a fish....professor Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 I also doubt that people knew back then that whales are not fishes.Well, most people were farmers back then. Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 I also doubt that people knew back then that whales are not fishes.Did people back then even know what a whale was?I dont know, but are whales part of the middle east eco system? Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Did people back then even know what a whale was?I dont know, but are whales part of the middle east eco system?Yes, there are whales in the Mediterranean Sea. (also in the Arabian Sea). Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Yes, there are whales in the Mediterranean Sea. (also in the Arabian Sea).And since there are now, there have always been. Link to post Share on other sites
colonel Feathers 5 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 And since there are now, there have always been.BWAAHAA I see what you did there. Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Ever consider the fact that maybe it wasnt whale or a fish, but was in fact a submarine of some sort.There are events in the bible that can reasonably represent an alien visit of some type. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Ha...I am in the mid tribulation camp so I believe we will see the first 6 seals opened before the Rapture.So no way that its coming this Saturday. There needs to be so many things happening before that.wait, what? I read those Left Behind books and I remember 7 bowls but not 6 seals. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 wait, what? I read those Left Behind books and I remember 7 bowls but not 6 seals.First, let me apologize for all of Christendom for the Left Behind books.Next, there are 6 seals, 7 bowls, and 7 bowl judgments in the Book of Revelations So you and I are both right. I'm right not youHere's a chart of Revelations Link to post Share on other sites
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