SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I always hear people say they're going to the lake this weekend. So the fuck what? I aint never been to the lake and look at me, DOIN GREAT. I wouldnt go even if you paid me, so fuck right off with your boats and beers and your fun. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 yeah I never get invited either.on the upside, I just got my new pair of pumas in the mail. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 yeah I never get invited either.on the upside, I just got my new pair of pumas in the mail.pumas are nice. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 why would i want to go this lake when i can stay home and watch king arthur on usa. clive owen is really rocking the shit in this one. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 they're black and they're the old stlye, all retro like. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 they're black and they're the old stlye, all retro like.did you want them to be retro, or did delivery just take so god damn long they went out of style while you were waiting? Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 you are both boring and need a life Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 but seriously, sally. arent you nervous when you order shoes online? i cant bring myself to do it because shoes can be so hard to size what with each brand having different standards and what not. i mean there is this fabulous pair of j crew suede boots i'd like to order, but what if they dont fit. its such a hassle to send them back. you know? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 My uncle manages an Ugg store, so if I was a giant douche I'd have that going for me, which would be nice. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 did you want them to be retro, or did delivery just take so god damn long they went out of style while you were waiting?this was a clever joke, but yes, I prefer the retro style. did take a damn week for them to be delivered though.but seriously, sally. arent you nervous when you order shoes online? i cant bring myself to do it because shoes can be so hard to size what with each brand having different standards and what not. i mean there is this fabulous pair of j crew suede boots i'd like to order, but what if they dont fit. its such a hassle to send them back. you know?yeah this is a really big problem. the thing is though, I can never seem to find shoes that I like in a store. not even when I go to the BIG CITY and go to stores there, so I can pretty much only find shoes that I like online. I've had to send a few pairs back before, and it is a pain, but I can ship them from work so it isn't all that bad. plus, if you find them at zappos, they have a really great return policy, like the first return is free or something, and they have user comments that rate the fit. just gotta research.guess I have a lot of input to give on shoe purchasing. Link to post Share on other sites
DCJ001 0 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 pumas are nice.But they're even better...... at the lake. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I agree with this topic.I ****ing hate it when people say they are going to the lake. What lake? The lake has a name. There is no lake called "The Lake." There are thousands of lakes, **** off unless you are going to say the actual name of the lake. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I was filling up our boat with my father, not to go to "the lake", but to go on an adventure. There was a man fillling up his boat as well who was actually going to "the lake". It was pouring with rain with no end in site. He then proceeded to tell us that he's already wet so he might as well not wait and get out there! He then sped off to the liquor store. "The lake" seems enjoyable, I'd like to go some time. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 all the preppy kids go to the lake. the hippies go to the river. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 I was filling up our boat with my father, not to go to "the lake", but to go on an adventure. There was a man fillling up his boat as well who was actually going to "the lake". It was pouring with rain with no end in site. He then proceeded to tell us that he's already wet so he might as well not wait and get out there! He then sped off to the liquor store. "The lake" seems enjoyable, I'd like to go some time.you're pretty suspect right now, mister my dad and i were filling up the boat.all the preppy kids go to the lake. the hippies go to the river.and those of us who stay home and surf the web, what are we? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 and those of us who stay home and surf the web, what are we?less likely to get skin cancer.and herpes. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 less likely to get skin cancer.and herpes. i'd take some herpes right about now, oh yes i would. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 We can probably see more lake on the internet than they can see in person and stay dry as well. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 all the preppy kids go to the lake. the hippies go to the river. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted June 20, 2009 Author Share Posted June 20, 2009 We can probably see more lake on the internet than they can see in person and stay dry as well.plus, as d4l said, its raining. ha! its cloudy on lake day! take that shirtless, you'll stay pale like the rest of us. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 but seriously, sally. arent you nervous when you order shoes online?He lives forty miles from a Wal Mart....its amazing the postal service serves himYears ago (before common sense kicked) in I used to go to the lake...I sure miss the fun of watching the wife jackknife the trailer halfway down the ramp with a hundred pissed off drunks waiting, mental and mechanical breakdowns , sweltering heat, sunburns, alcohol dehydration, smelly water, paying twenty bucks a gallon for marina fuel, outrageous repair bills, dodging game wardens, winterizing the bastard, fucking tubes and skis piled up everywhere, goddamn griping wife and kid, only bringing two fuckin cases of beer when four was necessary, fuckin shit food like sandwiches that get water logged in the melted ice, sonofabitchin no wake signs around every corner, getting the fucking swimming area ropes caught in the prop..... Anyone wanna buy a boat? Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 When I was a young lad I lost my virginity in a lakeside campground outhouse. The police still havent caught the guy. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 When I was a young lad I lost my virginity in a lakeside campground outhouse. The police still havent caught the guy.the truth finally comes out lolthere goes that shot zoomed Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I agree with this topic.I ****ing hate it when people say they are going to the lake. What lake? The lake has a name. There is no lake called "The Lake." There are thousands of lakes, **** off unless you are going to say the actual name of the lake.If you live in Chicago, and you specific which lake you're going to, you're liable to get your ass kicked.It's pretty damn clear which lake you mean. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I used to go to the lakes. Then I no longer dreamed of storms, nor of women , nor of great occurrences, nor of great fish, nor fights, nor contests of strength, nor of my wife. I only dreamed of places now and of the lions on the GOOOAAAL. They played like young cats in the dusk and I loved them as I loved the girl.Why did they make birds so delicate and fine as those lake swallows when the lake can be so cruel, I wondered? She is kind and very beautiful. But she can be so cruel and it comes so suddenly and such birds that fly, dipping and hunting, with their small sad voices are made too delicately for the lake.That or I read old man and the sea at some point when I was young, and have incorporated it into my memory of life. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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