serge 904 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Your fans await the pending big bet for today. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Day 1 Balance: $200.00Day 2 Balance: $186.70Day 3 Balance: $150.80Day 4 Balance: $150.80Day 5 Balance: $236.28Day 6 Balance: $224.47Day 7 Balance: $174.47Day 8 Balance: $274.49Day 9 Balance: $159.47Day 10 Balance: $464.84Day 11 Balance: $527.34Day 12 Balance: 794.64Day 13 Balance: $744.64Day 14 Balance: $1020.64 (goal of 1000, reached, next goal 3000)Day 15 Balance: 1274.12Day 16 Balance: $1150.00Day 17 Balance: $1400Day 18 Balance: $1600The Chicago Cubs have been evil to me. Everytime I bet on them, they f*ck me over. This is my revenge.Gametime: 2:20pmHouston Astros to WIN (2.33) @ Chicago CubsRisk $300 to win $399Story of the Day: This morning I walked into this glass door in my apt. Yes it has a glass door, our balcony has a glass door. I mean our apt has a glass door to get to the balcony. The point is, I must have been still sleepy and I walked into the door. I got a bloody nose. It really sucked. Not only because it was a glass door and it was a bloody nose, but we were out of teepee. So I had to use my shower towel. I then had to have a shower, and without thinking used the same towel and got blood on me. Morning not very good for biatch.P.S. Likely travelling to London this weekend, so won't be making too many bets this weekend Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Lol..awesome story of the day..Love it...LETS GO ASTROS Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 But teepee was on your grocery list! Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 How is this possible? Was the list not take care of? Biatch's Grocery List Today7. Teepee Story of the Day: This morning I walked into this glass door in my apt. Yes it has a glass door, our balcony has a glass door. I mean our apt has a glass door to get to the balcony. The point is, I must have been still sleepy and I walked into the door. I got a bloody nose. It really sucked. Not only because it was a glass door and it was a bloody nose, but we were out of teepee. So I had to use my shower towel. I then had to have a shower, and without thinking used the same towel and got blood on me. Morning not very good for biatch. Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafpoker 1,462 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 But teepee was on your grocery list!Damn. Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 We already went thru 2 rolls in like a week. It was my turn to buy, so I only bought 2 rolls. Game was postponed. Booooooooerns!!! It was such a good spot Link to post Share on other sites
Fenxis 99 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 We already went thru 2 rolls in like a week. It was my turn to buy, so I only bought 2 rolls. Game was postponed. Booooooooerns!!! It was such a good spotJust go to Costco and you'll have enough teepee rolls to build a fort! Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 I don't have a membership and I don't like buying in bulk. I eat too much and get fat. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 You can buy teepee in increments of 2?? Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 You can buy teepee in increments of 2??No, but you can steal the extra from both stalls at Hardees. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 No, but you can steal the extra from both stalls at Hardees.Looooool! Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Yea, there are individual ones for like $25 cents Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Couldn't find any games that have a huge edge, so took a stupid parlay.Cleveland Indians WIN @ TB Devil RaysToronto Blue Jays WIN vs Chicago White SoxFlorida Marlins WIN vs LA DodgersRisk $50 to win $326.32 Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Biatch you have a virus on msn Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Biatch you have a virus on msn lol, I got that too. Link to post Share on other sites
TulaneFlyr 0 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Biatch you have a virus on msn RAY'S MOMMA JOKE OF THE DAY!Your mom caught a virus on MSN! Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 16, 2009 Author Share Posted May 16, 2009 Sorry about the virus everyone.In London, no story today.$2 on each of the 3 shittiest horses in the Preakness today.Tone it Down 101 to 1Flying Private 67 to 1Loving Gov 55 to 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 16, 2009 Author Share Posted May 16, 2009 Risk $250 to win $205.33KC/Baltimore UNDER 10.00 Link to post Share on other sites
Speed Limit 0 Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Risk $250 to win $205.33KC/Baltimore UNDER 10.00ship Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 yeah I came in here to mention the virus as well Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 17, 2009 Author Share Posted May 17, 2009 Day 19 Balance: $1752.34Risk $300 to win $272.73Cleveland/TB UNDER 10.0 Link to post Share on other sites
Ottawa_Biatch 288 Posted May 18, 2009 Author Share Posted May 18, 2009 sigh not a good day yesterday Day 20 Balance: $1452.34Washington Nationals to WIN (1.88) vs Pittsburgh PiratesRisk $400 to win $353.98Biatch List of the Day:Stuff I have ate on this road trip:1. Mcdonald's Egg McMuffin Meal2. Mcdonald's breakfast burrito3. Lamb Burger + Greek Salad4. Almonds and Raisins5. Rib Eye Steak + Garlic Mashed Potatoes6. Some regular breakfast at a diner 7. Chicken Curry8. Sushi9. Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 sigh not a good day yesterday Day 20 Balance: $1452.34Washington Nationals to WIN (1.88) vs Pittsburgh PiratesRisk $400 to win $353.98Biatch List of the Day:Stuff I have ate on this road trip:1. Mcdonald's Egg McMuffin Meal2. Mcdonald's breakfast burrito3. Lamb Burger + Greek Salad4. Almonds and Raisins5. Rib Eye Steak + Garlic Mashed Potatoes6. Some regular breakfast at a diner 7. Chicken Curry8. Sushi9. Chocolate Covered Gummy Bearslooks like you better stock up on more toilet paper. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Biatch, what are/were you doing in London? You could have came to Stratford on the weekend, we rented a hottub and partied hard at my buddy's place. Link to post Share on other sites
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