JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 PM me, I'll give you some pointers. I am pretty good at baby making.Not brvheart good, but I can hold my own. yeah, you're doing it wrong Link to post Share on other sites
Fleur 0 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I don't like all this sarcasm, Fleur and I are trying to start a happy life together. She's already had sex with 4 guys since this topic was started, but she promised me she'd stop by the end of the weekend. It's true love, don't try and stop it. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Geckos do it...against the wall. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 when is this Fleur love affair going to stop you guys are much better at being bitter assholes than mac daddys. this calls for Super Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I just can't tell if the love affair is sarcastic or not, because... I mean... before... you guys kinda ran her off. I'm confused by it all. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Spring fever is a helluva thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Fleur 0 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Geckos do it...against the wall.sexy! Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 Oh this love is real. I have always been very fond of Fleur, the second she posted a comment on my profile I knew it'd be true unconditional love. Ever since I watched her create an egotistical thread about herself, I knew right then I must have her. It's like a tractor beam, sucked me right in.And he said, "do you love me?", and she said "No! But that's a real nice ski mask!" Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I just can't tell if the love affair is sarcastic or not, because... I mean... before... you guys kinda ran her off. I'm confused by it all.They ran her off. I called her back. As hank said, it's spring, and flowers bloom in spring. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 you do realize that teh buttseks has a very low percentage chance of resulting in conception right?Even less so when the dude is the catcher.Where do you think lawyers come from? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 sexy! it sounds like you are interested... Link to post Share on other sites
LJB723 0 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 It's like a tractor beam, sucked me right in."And I got that feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her"'That's a very special feeling Lloyd' Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 personally I don't have anything at all against fleur herself, I just don't want her taking the spotlight off of the love of my life mbenz. she and I are meant to be together. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 Mbenz is just an attention whore, and probably a whore as well. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 We would be forever grateful if you could help us decide on a name.How about "Soda"? Link to post Share on other sites
coug2828 8 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 How about "Soda"?7 Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Wow...I used to have a lot of free time at work. I wonder if people believe me when I say that I used to do less than an hour of actual work per day (excluding meetings when I had to pretend I was paying attention).Anyway, that's the most artistic thing I've ever done. Sadly. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 personally I don't have anything at all against fleur herself, I just don't want her taking the spotlight off of the love of my life mbenz. she and I are meant to be together.you serious brah? i own that ass, so BACK OFF. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Wow...I used to have a lot of free time at work. I used to do less than an hour of actual work per dayI wish I had time to draw stuff... Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 this thread is BS!!!! we ALL know Fleur, mbenz and allison stokke and I are all meant to be together!!!! you cant refute that! Link to post Share on other sites
MBenz0569 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 this thread is BS!!!! we ALL know Fleur, mbenz and allison stokke and I are all meant to be together!!!! you cant refute that!yeah, it's def fate. and for whoever called me a whore...i'll choke a bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 yeah, it's def fate. and for whoever called me a whore...i'll choke a bitch.speaking of choking a bitch, I wish dogpatch was still posting here. I won 6 K in a free roll on stars last night, and to celebrate, I went to a strip club, and got a crazy stripper, who bit the shit out of me, my nipples are still sore... AND... she choked the shit out of me. With the heels of her hands elbows locked, full weight.. with her forearm.. with both of her bare feet heels to throat, and finally, standing on the couch stomping down on my throat while using her weight. It was pretty hot. But my throat still is kinda sore when I swallow today. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 speaking of choking a bitch, I wish dogpatch was still posting here. I won 6 K in a free roll on stars last night, and to celebrate, I went to a strip club, and got a crazy stripper, who bit the shit out of me, my nipples are still sore... AND... she choked the shit out of me. With the heels of her hands elbows locked, full weight.. with her forearm.. with both of her bare feet heels to throat, and finally, standing on the couch stomping down on my throat while using her weight. It was pretty hot. But my throat still is kinda sore when I swallow today.Awesome celebration imo. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 speaking of choking a bitch, I wish dogpatch was still posting here. I won 6 K in a free roll on stars last night, and to celebrate, I went to a strip club, and got a crazy stripper, who bit the shit out of me, my nipples are still sore... AND... she choked the shit out of me. With the heels of her hands elbows locked, full weight.. with her forearm.. with both of her bare feet heels to throat, and finally, standing on the couch stomping down on my throat while using her weight. It was pretty hot. But my throat still is kinda sore when I swallow today.I bet that was one hell of an orgasm for you. Link to post Share on other sites
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