gt9550 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Get yourself a Delorean and Flux Capacitor...drive 88mph by the clock tower in a thunderstorm and go back and dump her before you sign the 120 day no play! Otherwise I got nothing for you. Link to post Share on other sites
bull62 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Get yourself a Delorean and Flux Capacitor...drive 88mph by the clock tower in a thunderstorm and go back and dump her before you sign the 120 day no play! Otherwise I got nothing for you.The term "flux capacitor" is actually quite contradictory. Almost like jumbo shrimp. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 In the poker game of life, women are the fucking rake.QFT.......Wait a sec...Who said that? Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 It should have been blatently obvious from the earliest instance that she, like 99.9% of the female population on this earth, could not stand to see you even the slightest bit either a. ) happy or b. ) enjoying yourself. You need to find one who's supportive of your interests, period. Or it's simply not going to work. If she's completely supportive and has a cheerleader outfit, then hey, you're one up on most of us. In the poker game of life, women are the fucking rake.^^^^^^^^^^^^^This can never be said enough.http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...showtopic=96971Ain't it sad we run true geniuses like this off? And then wonder why GenPo is always sluggish and dull? Link to post Share on other sites
Ex_Matt 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 QFT.......Wait a sec...Who said that?WORM Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 WORMI was trying to imitate Matt Damon's reply to that quote. I missed the correct quote by a wide margin: Worm: It's just like the saying says, you know?In the poker game of life, women are the rake.They are the ****in' rake. Mike: What the **** are you talking about? What saying?Worm: I don't know. But there oughta be one. http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts...oker-damon.html Link to post Share on other sites
Stiles2004 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Men > Poker Link to post Share on other sites
LBPoker15 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Men > PokerPoker > Men in my experiences. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 hey you bums it's a two way street here. One could say Guys can't handle it if there girl friends play poker. I know my ex had a bird every time we went to the casino because I wanted to play poker and he wanted to play the slots. I got the song and dance routine ladies don't play poker f that. I gave in to him but that's the last guy I ever will give into again. I learned my lesson. I will not give up poker for anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
LBPoker15 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 hey you bums it's a two way street here. One could say Guys can't handle it if there girl friends play poker. I know my ex had a bird every time we went to the casino because I wanted to play poker and he wanted to play the slots. I got the song and dance routine ladies don't play poker f that. I gave in to him but that's the last guy I ever will give into again. I learned my lesson. I will not give up poker for no one.Right on! Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 hey you bums it's a two way street here. One could say Guys can't handle it if there girl friends play poker. I know my ex had a bird every time we went to the casino because I wanted to play poker and he wanted to play the slots. I got the song and dance routine ladies don't play poker f that. I gave in to him but that's the last guy I ever will give into again. I learned my lesson. I will not give up poker for no one.How could anyone wanna play the slots? They're so mind-numbingly boring. Link to post Share on other sites
dizzlerock 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Get yourself a Delorean and Flux Capacitor...drive 88mph by the clock tower in a thunderstorm and go back and dump her before you sign the 120 day no play! Otherwise I got nothing for you.why do you have to sign a 120day no play? Link to post Share on other sites
makaveliwj 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Sounds like you made a really horrible read. Maybe your instincts are off and she saved you a horrible loss at the tables... or perhaps you just needed this time to realize that if the girl is looking to change you, maybe you should change girls Link to post Share on other sites
gibler321 1 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 how has no one said TTIWWOP?? PICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OF EXGF Link to post Share on other sites
NonZeroPossibility 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 how has no one said TTIWWOP?? PICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND PHONE NUMBER OF EXGFfyp Link to post Share on other sites
ice4804 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 In retrospect, I was very dumb! It was another compromise that made no difference to her and now I have my time back to play poker, but can't get on the two biggest sites. I'm out until March. It's frustrating to say the least!Not sure why, but this part reminded me of that dinosaur comic where you can fill the speech bubbles.Carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
Jambot 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 Make thread, get expected mockery, win tourney on DTD Poker for 450 English pounds. Weeeee!I <3 karma.Now to decide if I should get a tollerable escort or a multitude of crack whores for fun tomorrow night. Link to post Share on other sites
AAsnake88 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Make thread, get expected mockery, win tourney on DTD Poker for 450 English pounds. Weeeee!I <3 karma.Now to decide if I should get a tollerable escort or a multitude of crack whores for fun tomorrow night. Are these heavier than American pounds? Link to post Share on other sites
Jambot 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Share Posted February 6, 2009 Are these heavier than American pounds?I don't believe there is anything heavier than American pounds.They equal 657 US Dollars though. Link to post Share on other sites
Whatever 1 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 No great loss. You learned a valuable lesson and now you are forced to check out other sites where the play is worse anyway.BTW - just yesterday I read Daniel's 3 part series about this very topic:The Woman Who Broke Mehttp://www.fullcontactpoker.com/articles.p...amp;ucat=2& Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 bad game selection Link to post Share on other sites
ManPlus 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I will not give up poker for no one.Surely you mean anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 It's OK to make deals with yourself about how, when and why you play or don't play poker, but you should never do that to please someone else, especially a woman, because they always want more. Link to post Share on other sites
GreeneStreet 0 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Never give up something you love for someone else. General life rule. Link to post Share on other sites
Scriptpro727 0 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 honestly when i broke up with my gf of two years i felt like the world ended but thats when i really started gettin serious about poker and it really was my only stress relief.... pry not what you wanted to hear but just my $0.02I seriously doubt if poker was all you did for relief. Link to post Share on other sites
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