AmScray 355 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Simple. Post two things about yourself, your life history, etc that are true and one that's a lie. Arrange them randomly and don't mention which is which. I'll go first.1) Have been on an airplane that was struck by lightning, causing a brief in-flight panic amongst the passengers2) Lost virginity to 32 year old female truck driver in the sleeper cab of her rig3) Have seen a private sex tape of a sitting Congressman banging his wife when his son (my classmate) invited everyone over to get high and watch it. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Simple. Post two things about yourself, your life history, etc that are true and one that's a lie. Arrange them randomly and don't mention which is which. I'll go first.1) Have been on an airplane that was struck by lightning, causing a brief in-flight panic amongst the passengers2) Lost virginity to 32 year old female truck driver in the sleeper cab of her rig3) Have seen a private sex tape of a sitting Congressman banging his wife when his son (my classmate) invited everyone over to get high and watch it.Do we have to also guess which is which?I'll go with 1 and 3 true and 2 a lie1) Works as a professional stuntman in film and television.2) Played in a State Championship football game in high school.3) Prefers the green flavor NiQuil over the red flavor. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Do we have to also guess which is which?I'll go with 1 and 3 true and 2 a lie1) Works as a professional stuntman in film and television.2) Played in a State Championship football game in high school.3) Prefers the green flavor NiQuil over the red flavor.1 and 2 True1. I have had fewer then 15 stitches in my face.2. I have had jobs as a repo guy, bouncer, and bank teller at the same time.3. I will never sell my clock. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1 and 2 TrueMine are coming soon.*Bzzzzzzz*1 and 3 are trueWe were 10-0 in high school (actually 19-1 for the 2 years) but never got to a playoff game. Seems we had an offensive guard who was 2 weeks too old and they took half our wins away) Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1 and 2 True1. I have had fewer then 15 stitches in my face.2. I have had jobs as a repo guy, bouncer, and bank teller at the same time.3. I will never sell my clock.2 and 3 are trueYou've had more than 15 stitches in your face. Hell...I've had 21 if you include the lips Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 *Bzzzzzzz*1 and 3 are trueWe were 10-0 in high school (actually 19-1 for the 2 years) but never got to a playoff game. Seems we had an offensive guard who was 2 weeks too old and they took half our wins away)how do you not get into a playoff game after going 19-1here in Illinois a 6-3 record in the regular season guarantees a spot in the state playoffs Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1 - I crashed a $250,000 Ferrari this year.2 - I had sex in the grounds of Wimbledon Tennis club this year.3 - I am 6 foot 8" Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 how do you not get into a playoff game after going 19-1here in Illinois a 6-3 record in the regular season guarantees a spot in the state playoffsThis was before the dual regions and bi-district... you had to win your District to go to the playoffs. The year we lost 1 game... Plano was undefeated.The year we were undefeated, the judge took half our wins away for an ineligible player.1 - I crashed a $250,000 Ferrari this year.2 - I had sex in the grounds of Wimbledon Tennis club this year.3 - I am 6 foot 8"1 and 2 are correct. 3 is a lieI always thought you were a girl actually. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1 and 2 are correct. 3 is a lieI always thought you were a girl actually.Correct guesses... and, umm what??? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Correct guesses... and, umm what???I'm not sure why I thought that...other than some of your EBay purchases. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I'm not sure why I thought that...other than some of your EBay purchases.You've totally lost me. Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I totaled out a company vehicle and was given a new one the next day...no questions asked.2. I make money on the side playing musical gigs in small clubs around southern Illinois.3. I once told my boss to his face that I was going to a Halloween party disguised as him by painting my nose brown. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You've totally lost me.I don't remember exactly...I don't remember.Nevermind. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 2 and 3 are trueYou've had more than 15 stitches in your face. Hell...I've had 21 if you include the lipsYou win. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I just had some chocolate ice cream in a cone.2. I'm currently watching the first period of the LA-WSH hockey game.3. I am lying in one of the above points. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. I got my gf pregnant. Ok not really, but you get it2. I had a bad day3. I have never won more than $10,000 in a single poker tourney Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1) i've broken both my pinkies2) i'm very good at slight of hand magic.3) i can near instantly multiply 2 digit numbers in my head. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1) i've broken both my pinkies2) i'm very good at slight of hand magic.3) i can near instantly multiply 2 digit numbers in my head.Im gonna say 2 and 3 are true.Now ill do a real one....1) I have never broken a bone2) Neither of my big toes have toenails3) I have never hit a royal flush playing live poker Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Simple. Post two things about yourself, your life history, etc that are true and one that's a lie. Arrange them randomly and don't mention which is which. I'll go first.1) Have been on an airplane that was struck by lightning, causing a brief in-flight panic amongst the passengers2) Lost virginity to 32 year old female truck driver in the sleeper cab of her rig3) Have seen a private sex tape of a sitting Congressman banging his wife when his son (my classmate) invited everyone over to get high and watch it.Who the hell wants to watch their own parents having sex? What's wrong with that kid? Were his 'parents' actually his step-parents? Was he adopted?I think 2 is the lie. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I don't wear jeansI played basketball and golf in high schoolI love seafood Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I don't wear jeansI played basketball and golf in high schoolI love seafood no you dont Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. My record for most wings eaten in a single sitting is 75.2. I have had 15 royal flushes in the past 4 years.3. I can only use a toothbrush once before i throw it away. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. My record for most wings eaten in a single sitting is 75.2. I have had 15 royal flushes in the past 4 years.3. I can only use a toothbrush once before i throw it away.I think you're not understanding the rules. Link to post Share on other sites
Easter Bunny 1 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. My real name isn't Thumper2. I prematurely ejaculate3. I hate eggs. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 1. My real name isn't Thumper2. I prematurely ejaculate3. I hate eggs.2 is a lie. the easter bunny is ALL man. Link to post Share on other sites
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