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[Vtlaxer09 4]

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[Dirtydutch 8]

I'm lazy; is there ever proof even that she is actually the girl picture on page 1?

[cubsfan44 0]

I'm lazy; is there ever proof even that she is actually the girl picture on page 1?

nope

[Dirtydutch 8]

nope

Then there's no way in hell she's real. My theory, based on three random pages and the first page, is that Ebepse is behind it.

[fleung22 1]

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Unless that's a 10-second copy n paste THAT is an impressive summary.

[cubsfan44 0]

Then there's no way in hell she's real. My theory, based on three random pages and the first page, is that Ebepse is behind it.

I completely agree. Sorry to hear about you losing that race btw. Hard luck

[Dirtydutch 8]

Heh, when you live life in the fast lane like I do -- a 1/4-mile at a time -- you can face setbacks like this. I'm working on a new racer though; a Nissan Quest type-R. To be fair, it's just a Nissan with a Type-R sticker on the back, but Nanna says I can use it until autumn, so I work with what I have, brother.

[Dirtydutch 8]

God...it's so awesome. Sometimes I forget why I love poker forums. Amid the retardation, everyone is so horrible, tactless, spiteful and predatory. I love how 20 pages in, everyone is attacking the picture because she doesn't have giant tits. The post post-masturbation picture question, in my opinion, is "which celebrities have you heard of?"

[chgocubs99 0]

hi

[showstopper24 0]

Can somebody tell me on what pages she posts pics of herself or says something funny/worth reading? I don't want to look through over 200 pages of nothing.

[CobaltBlue 662]

Ok. Admit it. Which bookend were you?

The situation does not rock if there are two cocks.

[Dirtydutch 8]

Can somebody tell me on what pages she posts pics of herself or says something funny/worth reading? I don't want to look through over 200 pages of nothing.

Page one contains the only picture I saw, but 11 is the obvious highlight, out of the first 100p I saw.

[CobaltBlue 662]

Page one contains the only picture I saw, but 11 is the obvious highlight, out of the first 100p I saw.

She responds to that one here:http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost...p;postcount=271

[Dirtydutch 8]

I swear this is not just message board hyperbole: some of those sex answers, even though I know it's actually a man, got me horny, so I stopped reading and literally jacked off twice, and am now back on it. Some hilarious touches, since returning:[request for ip check]Mystery Poster's reaction:"Won't matter at the moment. As mentioned before by her, same computer at the moment, don't know if she mentioned before, but she is visiting her friend (my gf), my friends, and all of us, here right now for a couple week. Can run IP check later for proof if you want though, when she goes back to where she is from."She was at work like a day before, too. Awesome.I love how the connection then goes from vague to instantly defined as Best-Friend's Boyfriend in one post, and she then starts working this backing story into anecdotal responses. It's breath-taking.

[Dirtydutch 8]

"Number of times you've been hit your whole life(a whole fight counts as one hit)?""i'd say about 12"What is she, Mickey Roarke?

[Metternich 0]

She's getting owned.

[CobaltBlue 662]

Who remembers this one? I'd forgotten despite starting this thread.

[HangukMiguk 8]

Linkback doesn't work anymore.

[CobaltBlue 662]

Yeah, guess they killed the thread. Can still get the gist from here.