pt special 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 why does my belly button make my finger smell like my butthole when i itch it Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 because you don't shower enough Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 because you don't shower enoughexactly what I was going to say. Personal hygiene is a wonderful thing. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 exactly what I was going to say. Personal hygiene is a wonderful thing.i shower on a bi-weekly basis........so this is not the causenext Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 i shower on a bi-weekly basis........so this is not the causenextdrunk all-male orgies where people start forgetting which hole is which. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 i shower on a bi-weekly basis........so this is not the causenextYou're bragging about bathing twice a week?hmmm. You might want to ask pele_br for his side. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 You're bragging about bathing twice a week?hmmm. You might want to ask pele_br for his side.i meant that as once every 2 weeks Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 i meant that as once every 2 weeksThat would be bi-monthly Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Personal hygiene and english lessons......the FCP 2 for 1 special Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 That would be bi-monthlyIncorrect. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Incorrect.Actually the dictionary says it's both.I don't agree with it, but that's what it says.I can't see how it could possibly mean 2 different things, but what can you do?In any case, Bi means twice, not "every other". I know that my definition is right... people just misuse it all the time. (Unless you ask the dictionary, then we're all right.) Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Actually the dictionary says it's both.I don't agree with it, but that's what it says.I can't see how it could possibly mean 2 different things, but what can you do?In any case, Bi means twice, not "every other". I know that my definition is right... people just misuse it all the time. (Unless you ask the dictionary, then we're all right.)I get paid every two weeks and 4 times a year I get that 'extra check' so every two weeks is definitely not bi-monthly Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 I get paid every two weeks and 4 times a year I get that 'extra check' so every two weeks is definitely not bi-monthlyDamn you and your holes. Only works with months though.Well it sure as hell applies to Bi-Yearly or Bi-Annually. That doesn't mean once every other year. As well as bi-weekly still meaning twice a week. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Damn you and your holes.there is a good comeback for this, I just haven't thought of it quite yet Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 whatever it is, i dont stink Link to post Share on other sites
rjkdb8 1 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Actually the dictionary says it's both.I can't see how it could possibly mean 2 different things, but what can you do?Sadly, at some point, dictionaries decided that it was their job to describe language as opposed to prescribing language. As such, the dictionary is sadly not the best arbiter of such a dispute. This is why 'of' is occasionally defined as a synonym for the contraction 've and why ironic is occasionally defined as coincidental. You have the descriptivists of the world to thank for all the contradictory and incorrect definitions contained in your dictionary.From what I can tell (and i am not certain), biweekly originally meant once every two weeks and semiweekly meant twice per week, although this strikes me somewhat counterintuitive. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Sadly, at some point, dictionaries decided that it was their job to describe language as opposed to prescribing language. As such, the dictionary is sadly not the best arbiter of such a dispute. This is why 'of' is occasionally defined as a synonym for the contraction 've and why ironic is occasionally defined as coincidental. You have the descriptivists of the world to thank for all the contradictory and incorrect definitions contained in your dictionary.From what I can tell (and i am not certain), biweekly originally meant once every two weeks and semiweekly meant twice per week, although this strikes me somewhat counterintuitive.Agreed, and I was thinking about this... and haven't researched it, but could it be that Bi-Weekly is the only exception, because months aren't exactly 4 weeks, and that's why it's supposedly 'both meanings' and that in all the other time frames, that it does mean what I was implying?Like since you can't say Bi-Monthly, because of the amount of days, they just took that phrase out and made Bi-Weekly have 2 meanings... but in every other case it means "Twice per".Seems plausible, but I didn't go looking for definitions for each term. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 i shower on a bi-weekly basis........so this is not the causenextbi-weeklymore like bi-sexualThat's right, I went there. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 btw, i think bi-weekly means twice a weekand dude, you shower once every two weeks?!? That's gross. What's your job? once a week is the bare minimum imo. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 btw, i think bi-weekly means twice a weekand dude, you shower once every two weeks?!? That's gross. What's your job? once a week is the bare minimum imo. Please spread this advice to the rest of Europe Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 Why do the only checks I get come from an offshore gaming site?I should be getting a paycheck of some sort imo.Even if I don't have a real job.It's probably because i'm white. Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 gayest thread ever Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Author Share Posted April 9, 2008 so heres the situation.........i pretty much live in my room with real life person contact kept to the minimum so the only real reason i need to shower would be if i start smelling myself and it repusles methis event happends on average once every 2 weeks so i deal with the situation, sometims i neglect my belly button, but even if i dont i still have the same problem.is there any special shampoo for this..kinda like lice shampoo Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 requested name change (6:42:26 PM): dlolrequested name change (6:44:20 PM): call of duty version four/?ah2388 (6:44:35 PM): couple minutesrequested name change (6:44:47 PM): i just pleasured myselfrequested name change (6:44:52 PM): before i got onto aimrequested name change (6:45:07 PM): and didnt have anything to clean up with so i used my boxersrequested name change (6:45:12 PM): and now i have no underwearah2388 (6:45:42 PM): yeaah2388 (6:45:45 PM): i needed to know thatah2388 (6:45:45 PM): imorequested name change (6:46:33 PM): just trying to start conversationrequested name change=ptspecial Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 You're a bigger dumbass than me.and that's hard to be.Go bathe...you fat disgusting pig. Link to post Share on other sites
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