Poetry

[chrozzo 19]

I have killedI have helped killI have killed part of myselfI cannot change this, II must seek BhuddahI must seek Christ

[chrozzo 19]

obv stolenbut i found it funny, lolhi

[Flushgarden 0]

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[chrozzo 19]

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awesomety for your contributionim honoredno sw

[wsox8 10]

Kill me

[chrozzo 19]

Kill me

ill be right over

[hblask 1]

I have killedI have helped killI have killed part of myselfI cannot change this, II must seek BhuddahI must seek Christ

The answer is "A Gregorian Chant".What do I win?

[king_tanner 84]

Chrozzo if you were a hitman that would make for a pretty good movie.

[HollywoodAFD 0]

There once was a man from NantuckitI don't remember the rest

[Fudd_Q.Ditship 0]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose male reproductive organ was so long he could pleasure himself orally.He said with a grinAs he wiped off his chin,If my ear was a female reproductive organ, I'd have sexual intercourse with it.

[Spademan 94]

Is someone going to write some poetry here at some point?

[LadyGrey 6]

Is someone going to write some poetry here at some point?

The pulsing stops where time has been,The garden is snow-bound,The branches weighed down and the paths filled in,Drifts quilt the ground.We lie soft-caught, still now it's done,Loose-twined across the bedLike wrestling statues; but it still goes onInside my head.- Thom Gunn~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What a thrill--My thumb instead of an onion,The top quite goneExcept for a sort of a hingeOf skin,A flap like a hat,Dead white.Then that red plush.Little pilgrim,The Indian's axed your scalp.Your turkey wattleCarpet rollsStraight from the heart.I step on it,Clutching my bottleOf pink fizz.A celebration, this is.Out of a gapA million soldiers run,Redcoats, every one.Whose side are they on?O myHomunculus, I am ill.I have taken a pill to killThe thinPapery feeling.Saboteur,Kamikaze man --The stain on yourGauze Ku Klux KlanBabushkaDarkens and tarnishes and whenThe balledPulp of your heartConfronts its smallMill of silenceHow you jump --Trepanned veteran,Dirty girl,Thumb stump.- Sylvia Plath~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~she being Brand-new;and youknow consequently alittle stiff i wascareful of her and(havingthoroughly oiled the universaljoint tested my gas felt ofher radiator made sure her springs were O.K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked herup,slipped theclutch(and then somehow got into reverse shekicked whatthe hell)nextminute i was back in neutral tried andagain slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(mylev-er Right-oh and her gears being inA 1 shape passedfrom low throughsecond-in-to-high likegreasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinityavenue i touched the accelerator and giveher the juice,good(itwas the first ride and believe i we washappy to see how nice she acted right up tothe last minute coming back down by the PublicGardens i slammed ontheinternalexpanding&externalcontractingbrakes Bothatonce andbrought allofher tremB-lingto a:dead.stand-;Still)- ee cummings

[Spademan 94]

So I guess the answer is "no".

[grocery_mony 8]

I misread the title. I thought this thread was about pottery. So dissapointing.

[LadyGrey 6]

So I guess the answer is "no".

I guess you're waiting on Clay Aiken.

[Spademan 94]

I guess you're waiting on Clay Aiken.

All my life.

[LongLiveYorke 38]

she being Brand-new;and youknow consequently alittle stiff i wascareful of her and(havingthoroughly oiled the universaljoint tested my gas felt ofher radiator made sure her springs were O.K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked herup,slipped theclutch(and then somehow got into reverse shekicked whatthe hell)nextminute i was back in neutral tried andagain slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(mylev-er Right-oh and her gears being inA 1 shape passedfrom low throughsecond-in-to-high likegreasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinityavenue i touched the accelerator and giveher the juice,good(itwas the first ride and believe i we washappy to see how nice she acted right up tothe last minute coming back down by the PublicGardens i slammed ontheinternalexpanding&externalcontractingbrakes Bothatonce andbrought allofher tremB-lingto a:dead.stand-;Still)- ee cummings

This is a pretty fantastic poem (and probably one of the dirtiest that I've ever read). Well done.

[navybuttons 15]

The Red Wheelbarrowso much dependsupona red wheelbarrowglazed with rainwaterbeside the whitechickens.-William Carlos Williamsum... this may only be a joke that i get. dutch would probably get it too.

[grocery_mony 8]

Roses are red.Violets are blue.Suck on my dick.Then swallow my goo.

[freak2304 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2lv-MA6RrI

[Dirtydutch 8]

Is someone going to write some poetry here at some point?

Yes, but because I'm a classless, inadvertently racist product of MTV, I only know how to write in multi-degree-offense-educing battle form:I'll nullarize your product; 0 Spade = #1, son—Dutch! = Crunkness; the new factorial functionMy math raps detach cats, while cliches flash like Mac gatsMy style be affected, but be affecting my cash stacksMy shrill poems decrease domes, by reinforcing lines known? My ill chrome unleash stones, and violate the haters, sonMy lame fits retard wits; relinquish act forthwith?My ‘flamed whips bombard chicks – now cue St. Tropez trips

[LongLiveYorke 38]

Roses are red.Violets are blue.Suck on my dick.Then swallow my goo.

Ah, I believe this is one of the great masterpieces by a certain Andrew Dice Clay, no?

[grocery_mony 8]

Ah, I believe this is one of the great masterpieces by a certain Andrew Dice Clay, no?

Little boy blue.Because he needed the money.ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!

[Max_Powers 0]

There once was a man named Horatio,Who hoped to achieve auto-felatio,So he bent at the back,But he found that he lacked,The proper stretch to penis-size ratio.

[YonYonson 156]

Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree topYour mother's a whore,And I ain't your pop.