cardcore 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Haiku's go in 5-7-5 fashion. Post a haiku about poker. This is a sample haiku:I flopped the nut straight. (5 syllables)That donkey sucked out on me. (7 syllables)I'll eat his children. (5 again!)For a darker haiku, I choose this one:Lost bankroll again.Why do I play this cruel game?Do I deserve this?How do I acceptAn all-in wager withoutfirst seeing the floop?i got nothin Link to post Share on other sites
fighter 4 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Why is this off topic when it has something to do with poker. Link to post Share on other sites
Naslund44 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I love teh donkies.They give me mobnies daily.Please hold one time lee. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Headz up 4 teh rollzFoxwoods Pro challenged GrinderFlame wars ensued. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Scram, Tehtoe for rollzBig Slick clashed with some sevensVote Hilary, please. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 "Yay Ice"! Railers cry!Life F*cking Tilt is defined.<3 Qyayqi's cats. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Anniversary?Can't choose. Jewelry? Day Spa? Nay.Case of Pro Player. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 haikus fucking suckgod damn I really hate themplease go fuck yourself Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 seven duece againI think I'll play 'em this time since they are suited Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 haikus fucking suckgod damn I really hate themplease go fuck yourselfpump some iron brahit is good for what ails yathen pop the colla' Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I don't know what a haikus isIt appears to have three lines that are kind of short, but shorter than this one.Does saying 'poker' make it about poker? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 pump some iron brahit is good for what ails yathen pop the colla'JAGAH BOMBS JAGAHBOMBS JAGAH BOMBS JAGAHBOMBS JAGAH BOMBS BRAH Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Dog 1 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I don't know what a haikus isIt appears to have three lines that are kind of short, but shorter than this one.Does saying 'poker' make it about poker?the first and last linesalways have five syllablessecond line: seven Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 JAGAH BOMBS JAGAHBOMBS JAGAH BOMBS JAGAHBOMBS JAGAH BOMBS BRAHthose guns are swole mansoon the ladies are turnin'you say no homo Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 those guns are swole mansoon the ladies are turnin'you say no homoyeah I take steroidsI eat that shit for breakfastlunch and dinner brah Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 yeah I take steroidsI eat that shit for breakfastlunch and dinner brahcreatine's for chumpsstick the needle in the veinroid rage knows no end Link to post Share on other sites
cardcore 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Author Share Posted December 4, 2007 i pooped a hammerit came out sideways, painfuldont eat any toolskathy liebert, mmmi've got two jacks in the holefor the catwoman Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 the first and last linesalways have five syllablessecond line: sevenOh, now I get it. How's this:Cards Poker PokerMe likey Asian poemCards Poker Poker Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 A man once wrote a haikuBecause it was all he could doBut Speeds came alongAnd flashed his huge dongTo show that a good limerick can kick any haiku's ass.Ok, I lost it at the end there. Link to post Share on other sites
Buckeye Hughes 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Pottery for DNMade the forums laugh out loudOP not seen long time Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I suck at pokerI also possess no luckMust redeposit Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I have two acesThe donkey has duece sevenKiss my ass Lee Jones Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I have two acesThe donkey has duece sevenKiss my ass Lee Jones Wonderful! Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I'm all in preflopOn the turn he has two outsOMFG Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Rest in Peace Chip Reese You were only 56 Poker will miss you Link to post Share on other sites
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