Probably The World's Greatest Man

[Naismith 0]

Seriously, this might be the funniest thing I've ever read. This man is in prison and routinely files lawsuits against famous people.This is my favorite so far:http://casedocs.justia.com/new-hampshire/n...2/31173/1/0.pdfI haven't gotten to the one where he sues Lebron James, Michael Vick, Wayne Gretzky, Joe Montana and Tony Montana yet. Here are the rest:http://dockets.justia.com/search?q=Jonathan+Lee+RichesIf you open a case that looks interesting, go down to the complaint and click the #1 and you can read his handwritten complaints. F'ing Larry King Live.

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hahahaha

[yeffy 0]

ty Naismith I was just in the worst mood...this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time."hi-jack my torso, 3 toes, and constitutional rights to send to new hampshire"Larry King stole his identity to buy snack foods and ziplock bags to microwave test his DNA LMFAOand the diagonal note at the bottom "due to typewriter restrictions this complaint is handwritten" weeeeeeeeeeeee

[Naismith 0]

ty Naismith I was just in the worst mood...this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long long time."hi-jack my torso, 3 toes, and constitutional rights to send to new hampshire"Larry King stole his identity to buy snack foods and ziplock bags to microwave test his DNA LMFAOand the diagonal note at the bottom "due to typewriter restrictions this complaint is handwritten" weeeeeeeeeeeee

Just to clarify, it was Larry King Live in the suit...not Larry King himself. The show tried to steal his identity to buy the snack foods, ziplock bags and to microwave test his DNA. :)Also, his name is copyrighted. Haha.

[yeffy 0]

Barry Bonds and Bud Selig in cahootsHoly crap this man is a genius."Barry Bonds bench pressed me against my will to show off for his ballpark buddies"

[Chicago99 0]

Seriously, this might be the funniest thing I've ever read. This man is in prison and routinely files lawsuits against famous people.This is my favorite so far:http://casedocs.justia.com/new-hampshire/n...2/31173/1/0.pdfI haven't gotten to the one where he sues Lebron James, Michael Vick, Wayne Gretzky, Joe Montana and Tony Montana yet. Here are the rest:http://dockets.justia.com/search?q=Jonathan+Lee+RichesIf you open a case that looks interesting, go down to the complaint and click the #1 and you can read his handwritten complaints. F'ing Larry King Live.

How awesome it would have been to open up the bar exam and have an essay question be: Analyze this complaint. LOLOLOLOLOL

[gatortom64 1]

I would love to staple his balls to a wooden bench then douse him in lemon juice. J/S. What a waste of time & money.

[Naismith 0]

I would love to staple his balls to a wooden bench then douse him in lemon juice. J/S. What a waste of time & money.

Only if his claims aren't true! You don't know that the Jewish Mossad, Larry King Live & the CIA weren't trying to hijack his torso!

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Did you see the Bush et all one ...this is who he fIles charges against in one complaint. Half the defendants are either dead or inanimate objects (including some books, buildings, and one planet) . I've bolded my favorites:GEORGE W. BUSH, RICHARD B. CHENEY, CONDOLEEZA RICE, DONALD H. RUMSFELD, JOHN W. SNOW, UNIFORM COMMERCIAL CODE "UCC", CARLOS M. GUTIERREZ, MICHAEL O. LEAVITT, ELAINE CHAO, STEPHEN L. JOHNSON, MARGARET SPELLINGS, SAMUEL W. BODMAN, NORMAN Y. MINETA, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, JAMES HOFFA, WWW.GOOGLE.COM, BENEDICT, XVI, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA, JERRY WEST, WWW.ACCUWEATHER.COM, USAMA BIN LADEN, WILLIAM GATES, HUGO CHAVEZ, JOHN DEERE, ADOLF HITLER'S, NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY, ISLAND DEF JAM MUSIC GROUP, ROC-A FELLA RECORDS, SHAWN CARTER, QUEEN OF ENGLAND, JO ANNE B. BARNHART, STEVEN SPIELBERG, RJ REYNOLDS TOBACO HOLDINGS INC, JAPAN'S NIKKEI STOCK EXCHANGE, GAMBINO, THREE MILE ISLAND, NUCLEAR POWER PLANT, KOFI ANNAAN, TONY DANZA, ISAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN, DON KING PRODUCTIONS INC, PARIS HILTON, KINGDOM HALL OF THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, JOSE PADILLA, UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI, GEICO INSURANCE, VIENNA CONVENTION, MATT DRUDGE, MARION BLAKEY, CONSULATE GENERAL OF NIGERIA, THE SALVATION ARMY, JEWISH STATE OF ISRAEL, JOHN E. POTTER, SOLEDAD O'BRIEN, MILES O'BRIEN, CABLE NEWS NET-WORK "CNN", MAGNA CARTA, TSUNAMI VICTIMS, ALAN GREENSPAN, THE AMERICAN RED CROSS, MARK EMERSON, JESSICA ALBA, SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO, CHARLES MOOSE, THE HOUSTON CHRONICLE, AL QAEDA ISLAMIC ARMY, FRUIT OF A-LOOM, AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION "ACLU", OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE, DONALD J. TRUMP, TRUMP PLAZA, CHRIS BERMAN, THE VATICAN, SHAWN JOHN COMBS, MICHAEL BROWN, VINCENT K. MCMAHON, THE TALIBAN, RICHARD M. 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That explains a a lot... I didn't know he did this all the time, I made a thread a few days ago with the PFD of the Michael Vick Suite. Truly Genius!

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Did you see the Bush et all one ...this is who he fIles charges against in one complaint. Half the defendants are either dead or inanimate objects (including some books, buildings, and one planet) . I've bolded my favorites:GEORGE W. BUSH, RICHARD B. CHENEY, CONDOLEEZA RICE, DONALD H. RUMSFELD, JOHN W. SNOW, UNIFORM COMMERCIAL CODE "UCC", CARLOS M. GUTIERREZ, MICHAEL O. LEAVITT, ELAINE CHAO, STEPHEN L. JOHNSON, MARGARET SPELLINGS, SAMUEL W. BODMAN, NORMAN Y. MINETA, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, JAMES HOFFA, WWW.GOOGLE.COM, BENEDICT, XVI, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA, JERRY WEST, WWW.ACCUWEATHER.COM, USAMA BIN LADEN, WILLIAM GATES, HUGO CHAVEZ, JOHN DEERE, ADOLF HITLER'S, NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY, ISLAND DEF JAM MUSIC GROUP, ROC-A FELLA RECORDS, SHAWN CARTER, QUEEN OF ENGLAND, JO ANNE B. BARNHART, STEVEN SPIELBERG, RJ REYNOLDS TOBACO HOLDINGS INC, JAPAN'S NIKKEI STOCK EXCHANGE, GAMBINO, THREE MILE ISLAND, NUCLEAR POWER PLANT, KOFI ANNAAN, TONY DANZA, ISAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN, DON KING PRODUCTIONS INC, PARIS HILTON, KINGDOM HALL OF THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, JOSE PADILLA, UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI, GEICO INSURANCE, VIENNA CONVENTION, MATT DRUDGE, MARION BLAKEY, CONSULATE GENERAL OF NIGERIA, THE SALVATION ARMY, JEWISH STATE OF ISRAEL, JOHN E. POTTER, SOLEDAD O'BRIEN, MILES O'BRIEN, CABLE NEWS NET-WORK "CNN", MAGNA CARTA, TSUNAMI VICTIMS, ALAN GREENSPAN, THE AMERICAN RED CROSS, MARK EMERSON, JESSICA ALBA, SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO, CHARLES MOOSE, THE HOUSTON CHRONICLE, AL QAEDA ISLAMIC ARMY, FRUIT OF A-LOOM, AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION "ACLU", OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE, DONALD J. TRUMP, TRUMP PLAZA, CHRIS BERMAN, THE VATICAN, SHAWN JOHN COMBS, MICHAEL BROWN, VINCENT K. MCMAHON, THE TALIBAN, RICHARD M. DALEY, MEALS ON WHEELS, JOHN GRISHAM, COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL, ARIEL SHARON, UNITED PARCEL SERVICE "UPS", TARA REID, BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION INC "BET", SADDAM HUSSEIN, JEWISH WORKERS AT NBC/UNIVERSAL, BRAD PITT, JACK WELCH, ELIZABETH SMART, GEORGE E. PATAKI, CHARLIE SHEEN, THE SURGEON GNERAL, VLADIMIR PUTIN, OLIVER NORTH, GEORGE ORWELL, WWW.ASKJEEVES.COM, SEAN O'KEEFE, THE KREMLIN, DAVID LETTERMAN, THE PANAMA CANAL COMMISSION, GEORGE J. TENET, KELLY CLARKSTON, THIRTEEN TRIBES OF ISRAEL, AMERICAN HEART FOUNDATION, PLATO, LINCOLN MEMORIAL, OCCUPATIONAL SAFETY AND HEALTH ADMINISTRATION "OSHA", BORIS BECKER, FREEMASON LODGE, EGLIN AIRFORCE BASE, VARIOUS BUDDHIST MONKS, WWW.SECUREDPARTY.COM, I. LEWIS LIBBY, WARREN BUFFETT, SIERRA CLUB, JOHN D. NEGROPONTE, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE, JEWISH MOSSAD, NATIONAL VANGUARD BOOKS "NVB", AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM, CHRISTOPHER REEVES WIDOW, GALE A. NORTON, HALLIBURTON COMPANY, KELLOGG BROWN & ROOT, JOHN WALSH, MEIN KAMPF, CITY OF CRAWFORD TEXAS, JOHN P. 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JAMES NICHOLSON, NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE INC "NYSE", THE DA VINCI CODE, MOORISH SCIENCE TEMPLE OF AMERICA "MSTA", SEARS TOWER, MIKE TYSON, NATIVE AMERICAN FISH SOCIETY, HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS, BYZANTINE REPUBLIC ARMY "BRA", DENNIS HOPPER, MT. RUSHMORE, BARBARA WALTERS, FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, GORDON SULLIVAN, YELLOW CAB COMPANY, GREEK ORTHODOX ARCHDIOCESE OF NORTH AMERICA, MICHAEL SAVAGE, SAVAGE NATION, DENNIS HASTERT, GREEN BAY'S LAMBEAU FIELD, SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC, PIZZA HUT, KING JAMES BIBLE, SCOTT PETERSON, DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT "HUD", SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTE, ROBERT C. BONNER, MING DYNASTY, RAY NAGIN, BARRY BONDS, THOMAS J. RIDGE, JENNA BUSH, GANGS IN HONG KONG, UNITED METHODIST CHURCH, EUROPEAN UNION, PORTER GOSS, HARRAH'S LAS VEGAS INC, GRAND WIZARD OF KU KLUX KLAN "KKK", GENERAL MOTORS "GM", CHRISTOPHER COX, PROCTOR & GAMBLE, JEWISH SYNAGOGE'S, WWW.EBAY.COM, KNIGHTS OF MALTA, AFL-CIO UNION, BOOKER T. 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GATES, ARCHITECTURE OF FREE MASONRY, BOBBY ACCORD, THE PILLSBURY COMPANY, REVOLUTIONARY ARMED FORCES OF COLMBIA "FARC", ROSIE O'DONNELL, GEORGE P. SHULTZ, SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL, U.S. CAPITOL POLICE, AARP, AMERICANS ASSOCIATION OF RETIRED PERSONS, THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL, NOTRE DAME, JOHN KASICH, JOEY BUTTAFUOCO, NATIONAL WIDLIFE REFUGE, NOSTRADAMUS, RICHARD THORNBURGH, LEANN RIMES, EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN CHURCH, JAMES BILLINGTON, LIBRARY OF CONGRESS, MARCO POLO, TERESA HEINTZ KERRY, NEGRO JUSTICE LEAGUE, THE EIFFEL TOWER, NEWT GINGRICH, USA TODAY, G8 SUMMIT, ZACARIAS MOUSSAOUI, RINGLING BROS. AND BARNUM & BAILEY CIRCUS, KENTUCKY MILITIA, LLOYD M. BENSTEN, JOHN WAYNE BOBBIT, PLYMOUTH ROCK, WKRP IN CINCINNATI, ROYAL INSTITUTE FOR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS, ARAYAN BROTHERHOOD, JAMES G. 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I see what you did there.

[ah2388 0]

wqgpgij[rgjnirgim laughing so hard

[Cappy37 0]

TOTD!

[sagedecarte 0]

"the white suge knight"hahahahaah

[showstopper24 0]

Jack Bauer?

[Naismith 0]

"the white suge knight"hahahahaah

My buddy spit up his beer last night when he read that part.

[yeffy 0]

My buddy spit up his beer last night when he read that part.

The best part of that is he's "AKA Gino Sameo" (or something) but "DBA The White Suge Knight" I think from here out I may Do Business As the white Suge Knight.

[Suited_Up 2]

I personally like "11".

[PrtyPSux 0]

I read this few days ago and couldn't stop laughing at Tony Danza. That and, "The World Wide Web" were my favs as far as I remember.

[yeffy 0]

I read this few days ago and couldn't stop laughing at Tony Danza. That and, "The World Wide Web" were my favs as far as I remember.

I think Betty Crocker, WKRP in Cincinnati, and Jeaopardy Champion were my faves.It really is pure genius.

[Fluffdog87 2]

EMEKA OKAFORDEPRESSION AND BIPOLAR SUPPORT ALLIANCEQUAKER OATSWWW.BACKSTREETBOYS.COM, HIZBALLAHlllolllll

[Miguel McHarris 0]

MAGNA CARTA

Obv.

I see what you did there.

Me too, though it took a couple of minutes.

[yeffy 0]

Obv.Me too, though it took a couple of minutes.

Kinda like where's waldo :)and I missed him suing the back street boys website lolz