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i always seem to get stuck at a table with some jerk off who thinks he can berrate the whole table then when i say something (and i always do) i get the classless idiot who comes up with the most generic comebacks ever. So far, i've been told to go fork my uncle and that my pic isn't pretty. But i must say, its getting entertaiining. But why? Really why is it that some guy has to do this everytime. And why is it i have to be forced to defend the whole table.......pussies

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damn, i lost him...and i was having so much fun. He was just telling me he didn't like my shirtya, he was in a 440......guess you get what you pay for. I just think it's funny that i'm usually the only girl at the table, yet i'm the only one who stands up to the bullies. The sad fact is i do this live too and i'm only about 5'4" and (without saying how much) i don't weigh much either.

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must be micro limits....am I right?J
Truth.comBefore I started playing 2/4 NL and up online, I used to play micro just to learn(like 3 years ago) and all you have is these idiots that think they know what they are doing and think they can berate the players with shorter stacks.MORONS.Rivergirl, tell those douchebags to come play with the players at the 2/4 3/6 5/10 10/20 nl tables and try that bullshit.
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by the way, and maybe someone can answer this so i understand...why when losing an argument do these players find it necessary to make up some ridiculous claim to the length of their penises? after this guys' "you're ugly and your shirt is ugly" replies were destroyed, he proceed to tell me that he had 12 in.... wow, i got really cute from this point and soo wish i could bring up chat, but i don't know how. OMG...he just got moved back to my table....

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by the way, and maybe someone can answer this so i understand...why when losing an argument do these players find it necessary to make up some ridiculous claim to the length of their penises? after this guys' "you're ugly and your shirt is ugly" replies were destroyed, he proceed to tell me that he had 12 in.... wow, i got really cute from this point and soo wish i could bring up chat, but i don't know how. OMG...he just got moved back to my table....
Insecurity?They realize they just got beaten by a woman and now have to find a way to restore their masculenity?
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by the way, and maybe someone can answer this so i understand...why when losing an argument do these players find it necessary to make up some ridiculous claim to the length of their penises? after this guys' "you're ugly and your shirt is ugly" replies were destroyed, he proceed to tell me that he had 12 in.... wow, i got really cute from this point and soo wish i could bring up chat, but i don't know how. OMG...he just got moved back to my table....
If he keeps insisting he has a 12 incher, ask him if he keeps it under his pillow.
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he's out now, unfortunately i didn't get to do it. but someone will be along soon and i've started drinking so things could get messyyyyyy.

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by the way, and maybe someone can answer this so i understand...why when losing an argument do these players find it necessary to make up some ridiculous claim to the length of their penises? after this guys' "you're ugly and your shirt is ugly" replies were destroyed, he proceed to tell me that he had 12 in.... wow, i got really cute from this point and soo wish i could bring up chat, but i don't know how. OMG...he just got moved back to my table....
rule of 3.divide by 3 and....prestooooo
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If he keeps insisting he has a 12 incher, ask him if he keeps it under his pillow.
i asked if it was leg length or waist size....when he said it was a third leg, i told him he should have that surgically removed, deformaties like that aren't normal. then he said he needed his balls, i told him yes, you need to get some of those.i get nasty.
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i did, but somehow sitting shirtless in front of my computer...although liberating, didn't help much
You sound like a really classy girl. I bet you're extremely beautiful too.
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i asked if it was leg length or waist size....when he said it was a third leg, i told him he should have that surgically removed, deformaties like that aren't normal. then he said he needed his balls, i told him yes, you need to get some of those.i get nasty.
If I got pwned like that, by a girl no less, that might be grounds for getting my schlong surgically removed.
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i always seem to get stuck at a table with some jerk off who thinks he can berrate the whole table then when i say something (and i always do) i get the classless idiot who comes up with the most generic comebacks ever. So far, i've been told to go fork my uncle and that my pic isn't pretty. But i must say, its getting entertaiining. But why? Really why is it that some guy has to do this everytime. And why is it i have to be forced to defend the whole table.......pussies
Hi RivergirlI would say just chillax and have fun with it!Sounds like you could use a good laugh about now so if you haven't seen this video yet you will enjoy!
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i did, but somehow sitting shirtless in front of my computer...although liberating, didn't help much
Is it getting hot in here or is it just Rivergils's fault? :club:
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