rivergirl 2 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i always seem to get stuck at a table with some jerk off who thinks he can berrate the whole table then when i say something (and i always do) i get the classless idiot who comes up with the most generic comebacks ever. So far, i've been told to go fork my uncle and that my pic isn't pretty. But i must say, its getting entertaiining. But why? Really why is it that some guy has to do this everytime. And why is it i have to be forced to defend the whole table.......pussies Link to post Share on other sites
jethrodull 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 must be micro limits....am I right?J Link to post Share on other sites
Chimp in Chair 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 I also like to get in altercations at the poker table. Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 why defend the table ? ignore him or berate him pick your poisen theres gnna always be ppl like this online becouse they face no consequence besides a chat ban .. Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 damn, i lost him...and i was having so much fun. He was just telling me he didn't like my shirtya, he was in a 440......guess you get what you pay for. I just think it's funny that i'm usually the only girl at the table, yet i'm the only one who stands up to the bullies. The sad fact is i do this live too and i'm only about 5'4" and (without saying how much) i don't weigh much either. Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 must be micro limits....am I right?JTruth.comBefore I started playing 2/4 NL and up online, I used to play micro just to learn(like 3 years ago) and all you have is these idiots that think they know what they are doing and think they can berate the players with shorter stacks.MORONS.Rivergirl, tell those douchebags to come play with the players at the 2/4 3/6 5/10 10/20 nl tables and try that bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Take your top off! Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 i did, but somehow sitting shirtless in front of my computer...although liberating, didn't help much Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 And why is it i have to be forced to defend the whole table.......pussiesBecause most people are pretty ambivalent to it, and probably don't care? Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 by the way, and maybe someone can answer this so i understand...why when losing an argument do these players find it necessary to make up some ridiculous claim to the length of their penises? after this guys' "you're ugly and your shirt is ugly" replies were destroyed, he proceed to tell me that he had 12 in.... wow, i got really cute from this point and soo wish i could bring up chat, but i don't know how. OMG...he just got moved back to my table.... Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 by the way, and maybe someone can answer this so i understand...why when losing an argument do these players find it necessary to make up some ridiculous claim to the length of their penises? after this guys' "you're ugly and your shirt is ugly" replies were destroyed, he proceed to tell me that he had 12 in.... wow, i got really cute from this point and soo wish i could bring up chat, but i don't know how. OMG...he just got moved back to my table....Insecurity?They realize they just got beaten by a woman and now have to find a way to restore their masculenity? Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 by the way, and maybe someone can answer this so i understand...why when losing an argument do these players find it necessary to make up some ridiculous claim to the length of their penises? after this guys' "you're ugly and your shirt is ugly" replies were destroyed, he proceed to tell me that he had 12 in.... wow, i got really cute from this point and soo wish i could bring up chat, but i don't know how. OMG...he just got moved back to my table....If he keeps insisting he has a 12 incher, ask him if he keeps it under his pillow. Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 he's out now, unfortunately i didn't get to do it. but someone will be along soon and i've started drinking so things could get messyyyyyy. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 by the way, and maybe someone can answer this so i understand...why when losing an argument do these players find it necessary to make up some ridiculous claim to the length of their penises? after this guys' "you're ugly and your shirt is ugly" replies were destroyed, he proceed to tell me that he had 12 in.... wow, i got really cute from this point and soo wish i could bring up chat, but i don't know how. OMG...he just got moved back to my table....rule of 3.divide by 3 and....prestooooo Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 If he keeps insisting he has a 12 incher, ask him if he keeps it under his pillow.i asked if it was leg length or waist size....when he said it was a third leg, i told him he should have that surgically removed, deformaties like that aren't normal. then he said he needed his balls, i told him yes, you need to get some of those.i get nasty. Link to post Share on other sites
BrandonPL 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i did, but somehow sitting shirtless in front of my computer...although liberating, didn't help muchTTIWWP Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i did, but somehow sitting shirtless in front of my computer...although liberating, didn't help muchYou sound like a really classy girl. I bet you're extremely beautiful too. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i asked if it was leg length or waist size....when he said it was a third leg, i told him he should have that surgically removed, deformaties like that aren't normal. then he said he needed his balls, i told him yes, you need to get some of those.i get nasty.If I got pwned like that, by a girl no less, that might be grounds for getting my schlong surgically removed. Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 You sound like a really classy girl. I bet you're extremely beautiful too.i don't know how to take this.... Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 If he keeps insisting he has a 12 incher, ask him if he keeps it under his pillow.Ahahahah Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 i don't know how to take this....on the chin. Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted August 6, 2007 Author Share Posted August 6, 2007 was that supposed to be a flame? really? or were you acutally trying to be sweet. Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 was that supposed to be a flame? really? or were you acutally trying to be sweet.before u answer this james lets see if there was gnna be any pics first Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour Bluffs 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 i always seem to get stuck at a table with some jerk off who thinks he can berrate the whole table then when i say something (and i always do) i get the classless idiot who comes up with the most generic comebacks ever. So far, i've been told to go fork my uncle and that my pic isn't pretty. But i must say, its getting entertaiining. But why? Really why is it that some guy has to do this everytime. And why is it i have to be forced to defend the whole table.......pussiesHi RivergirlI would say just chillax and have fun with it!Sounds like you could use a good laugh about now so if you haven't seen this video yet you will enjoy! Link to post Share on other sites
EStormOk 0 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 i did, but somehow sitting shirtless in front of my computer...although liberating, didn't help muchIs it getting hot in here or is it just Rivergils's fault? Link to post Share on other sites
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