JesseW316

I don't think you ever don't make me laugh. I like you...

POTY. I'm ****ing rolling on the floor laughing my ****ing *** off.

Thank you, sir. Good job. Everyone needs to join this.

Ya when I re-read it, something doesn't sound correct.

I also know some Jewish people.I think that's pretty funny.

as am I. But I'll of course compensate if stars screws something up, which I doubt they will.

Um, that's not JC's avatar, that's my avatar. JC's avatar is the one with the Mexicans on it cheering. My avatar is the Italian flag. I used to have the Mexicans as my avatar, now I have my country.

I definitely spammed the -ament series in the Hideout in off-topic. I'm really looking for a big turnout.

What up Hideout? I'm never in here but I've decided to promote a little flip/skip/Jesse-ament barrage we are having tonight.The LinkPlease come out and be degenerate with us, we're looking for a big turnout!

I have absolutely no idea, that's why I'm interested in them so much.Worst case, if stars screws something up bc of it, I'll ship mobneys to the people who get screwed. That's only if stars decides something like the winner gets the whole prizepool which wouldn't be cool to everyone. We'll make it fair. I'm guessing the best hand will win the tourney, second best will get second, and third best will get third, but who knows?

alright, I just made 6 different -aments, including two of the all-new Jesse-aments. I have no idea how they're going to go but hopefully they work out.The final one is a bit of a stretch, it's a HORSE Jesse-ament. I'm interested in what happens if everyone caps every street on every hand until only one person is left lolol. I'm looking forward to that the most.The lineup is like this if I remember correctly, each match is 5 minutes apart bc then we don't have to wait forever.NLHE FlipamentNLHE SkipamentNLHE Jesse-amentNLO8 FlipamentNLO SkipamentHORSE Jesse-amentFigured we'd get a nice vari

Flipament-Heads up tournamentboth players all-in every hand until one wins all the chips.Skipament-Full table tournament.Only two players must be all-in every hand, no matter what. Not three players, not four, two and only two. If UTG decides to push and it folds all the way to the big blind, the big blind MUST call the all-in. Anyone at the table can choose to push if they wish, and any other player may choose to call, but there must be one pusher and one caller in every hand. This means that if it folds all the way to the small blind, the small blind MUST push and the big blind MUST call

can anyone tell me why there are two other people using my avatar?

money shipped

Deuces and Baxter have had their money shipped.

excellent. Monty Python ftw.

Wow. I missed this the first time through. This thread had more promise than most, too bad we didn't get any more good OP spoofs.

Thank you, you da man. GG yesterday.

He is correct about the ever-increasing homosexual population.Street fair every Thursday=the nuts.Correct about the wealth and 2nd/3rd homes. My house sits there 10 months a year and gets used by about five people in the family during a two-month span.We're in the older part of the city. Mostly older people, in fact almost all older people the last time I was there. Excellent fine dining and also the best burger joint in the entire world as far as I'm concerned (Tyler's).Please tell me you golf. It would be such a waste to not take advantage of that part of the town, it's pretty much the b

It was a joke implying that I wasn't aware that something other than the internet existed.

One word: Rebuys.lol

I had a bad day. Down 500. :(lol

You in Palm Springs? Very nice, my family has a house there. Probably one of the more amazing places in the country to live.AASnake, I would highly recommend Palm Springs. Hopefully you're a golfer (golf capitol of the U.S.). There's a reason some of the world's most famous (Bob Hope, Sinatra, Harry Caray) called it home at least three months a year. Don't know too much about the schools, but the environment couldn't be better and you wouldn't be around the stress of the big cities unless you jumped in the car for awhile.

Huh?