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David_Sklansky

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  1. I'm attaching my name to this take specifically because I'm pretty sure just the phrase "chicken philly" tilts the hell out of every single person who defends that retched sauce.
  2. Also, let's talk about the biggest fraud in the realm of sandwiches: The philly cheese steak. Everyone loves a good cheese steak, right? It's impossible to screw one up, right? You can buy them in most restaurants in every city, and as long as they use reasonable-quality ingredients, it's going to be delicious. The problem comes when you mention that you had a philly cheese steak to the wrong person, and you're corrected that if you didn't get it from philly, it's not a philly cheese steak. It's a level of snobbery that I'll accept from some NYC ******* telling me how terrible pizza is eve
  3. Speaking of Prince and Bomani, one of my favorite Bomani quotes was something along the lines of, "where I come from, we have a word for people who like Michael Jackson better than Prince: 'virgin.'" He goes on to note he's from Earth. Prince is such a safe bet at a party too. All girls love Prince, but you're not going to embarrass yourself by putting it on like it's Drake or something.
  4. Rick Sanchez, Jim Brockmire, Bojack Horseman, etc. The current television landscape leaves me with no shortage of verbally abusive, drug addicted male role models who make questionable decisions regarding sex.
  5. I'm a few episodes into season 2, and it's delivering. The first episode alone had two of my favorite monologues.
  6. I've always hated Cowherd, I think he's pretty clearly the worst major take artist at this point. His takes aren't hot enough that he's wacky, but they are still really dumb and abrasive. Then on top of that, he has a grating voice and a grating personality. At least Will Cain leans into just being a heel, Cowherd doesn't even know that he's a terrible person.
  7. Pretending your time isn't more valuable than people who work with their hands is a rite of passage for the American male of means (AMoM). I bought a lift in order to start pretending to work on a project car. It took me months to get around to defogging the headlamps, and I eventually just paid someone to do it instead. Now I'm looking at cartoon pornography of women who have a bunch of legs like spiders.
  8. Tell him you'll say "hi" to Art Briles for him.
  9. Marlins have a nice little team this year.
  10. I bought an 48", propane-powered outdoor griddle on a lark, and it's really coming into its own. I've been hosting a bunch of people for this whole transsexual education/Far Eastern immigration kink I'm working on, and this griddle absolutely dominates large scale American breakfast. Don't be that sex program host who just buys a crate of Eggos and a bunch of cereal, get a giant griddle.
  11. Anyone ever been jerked off in front of a horse by its owner? I'm not sure if he was jealous, aroused, or both, but it was definitely intense for him, based on the noises he made. Equine cuckolding goes both ways.
  12. I would argue that specific breeds of apples are overexposed, but outside of like three or four varietals, almost all apples are wildly underexposed. I had some cornish gilliflowers that changed the way I think about apples, and that's still an extremely sweet dessert apple. You can get real, real weird with apples. I'm thinking about growing my own.
  13. Reddit is very useful, because if used correctly it's truly the pulse of the mediocre white man. If you want to see what a typical, mid-to-late-20s, college educated white guy who thinks he understands all topics and experiences believes is important, fire up r/news and take it all in.
  14. I figured I'd pop in to let you guys know I'm in a sexual rut lately. I'd been working on a big comeback fetish, where I was going to make my partner record xer bare feet while driving a manual transmission and put it on the internet, but it turned out that I'm years behind, and that the fetish already exists and that the market is already being served. Today, like a fat person giving up on jeans and putting on an old pair of sweatpants, I returned to old school cannabutter butt sex. It was a solid run.
  15. I think I have that same blender. I always see the same one at smoothie/juice places, so I assume it's good, but I've never actually used it. I know it's lasted a lot longer than cheap blenders. I have way too many pets, and honestly the only ones I actually enjoy are the ones who kill pests. But if I woke up single tomorrow, I'd rescue a pitbull puppy or something. They are smart, adorable, easily found because people are scared of them, and having a dog will trick women into thinking you are a real, adult person for some reason.
  16. One of my earliest interactions with Tilty was implying he and his wife were sexually incompatible, becasue she wouldn't give him anal while his mother was living with them or something. With a little more experience, I get where he was coming from. This weekend, my partner and I were staying with xer family. Everything seemed normal, but then we got to the part of the night where we'd normally jump on Craig's List and find a stranger for xer to bang, xe got all weird and didn't want to do it in xer dad's house. I felt like I was going to explode for like four days.
  17. I'm not sure how much this has been discussed, but I'd just like to clear something up. There are a lot of branches of Christianity, but I really break it down into two camps: Calvinist Christians, and losers. There is something desperate and sad about evangelicals. I feel like they are trying to validate themselves all the time. Calvinists don't sweat that validation. Predeterminism frees them from being undignified door-to-door Bible salesman. Don't expect a Winner to Brvy to suck a bunch of dick, because God already took the ball out of everyone's hands.
  18. I didn't get a mention either. I know this because every time I check in here, the main thing I do is page search my name on the last few pages of this thread. Tilty and I have clashed at times, particularly over the quality of life in Bend, OR. And I assume I've made it known that I didn't approve of his lifestyle. But this has been a pretty cold exit, and I'm kind left bitter about the whole situation.
  19. Honestly, a lot of why I haven't been around that much is related to how little the posters here will let me in.
  20. I'm hammered on Elmer T Lee as we speak. I started getting drunk out of a flask on the walk home from church, and have kept the party going.
  21. Asleep at the Wheel is a selftitled album by Austin-based Alt-Country pioneers Asleep at the Wheel. SA was referring to Bob's copy of that album. I agree that he should have capitalized it, but then again I should have italicized it.
  22. Can we get a top ten items at Panda Express?
  23. I remember when this board was a thriving and supportive place, where people were happy for each other to succeed at the game we all still love and play daily. Now that the money is harder to come by, suddenly that green eyed monster is rearing its ugly head.
  24. I approve of throwing that $100K scam in her face all the time. I'd do it as a non sequitur at all gatherings. Re: lumber: The last person I dated before meeting my partner was weirdly clingy from early on. After only seeing xer a few times, xe invited xerself along after I told xer I had plans with my brother. The plans I had with my brother were to steal lumber from a poorly secured construction site, in order to rebuild his front steps. Xe just sat in the truck while we loaded it up. That wasn't explicitly why we brokeup, but it had to play a role. And if it weren't for the timing
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