James D

No, I have nothing at all against golf. I like golf.It's just that I don't think it should be anywhere near an event like the Olympics, because to me an Olympic Gold medal should be the highest accolade in that particular sport. Golf has the 4 majors, the Ryder Cup, the World Matchplay etc... it doesn't need the Olympics. That's my point when I say it's a ridiculous inclusion.

Yeah, I imagine Daniel has weak legs... he looks about 5ft 6 and built like a 12 year old. I'd back myself in goal against Daniel for 5 penalties, never mind Pepe Reina.I doubt this bet ever happens though.

Where are you from that doesn't have Borders?! They're everywhere.

I think it's a bit cruel to post this girl's picture on the internet like this. The poor thing has clearly been caught unaware in her bedroom, she must be so embarrassed.

Net profit is absurd.

Over-react much?!There, it's all out of the way now.

It's DinkDonk who won September, I'm sure he'll show up.The points deducted do appear in the monthly totals btw. e.g - I scored 174 in September, but it only shows that I got 170... because I had a 4 point penalty. I made another one this week, to bring Giggs in, which also was a bs transfer. Fergie made a mistake though.. how can he leave Giggs out when he's in such form? The next game isn't for a fortnight either and it's not like Giggs is playing in the international break.

I've transferred Giggs into my team, he's on fire at the moment, so I've made the plunge. The only issue is how much he plays (probably won't even play tomorrow now, after he played on Wednesday), but he's just looking too good to leave out in my opinion. I've also got a plan to bring Gerrard in for Kuyt within a few weeks, because Mascherano is coming back... which means Gerrard will push forward.Anyhow, is DinkDonk around? I believe he won the most points in September, which means he's owed money.

In terms of overall importance to the team, if RM win things, they'll be an argument to be made that Kaka was the more influential. It's hard to split them really.But in CL fantasy terms I can only see one winner and that's Ronaldo. Knowing him, now that he's scored 4 goals in Europe already, he'll be going for the all time CL goals record or something. He won't be holding back and 2 goals will now be his target per game!

I think I might just change my team name to 'Ronaldo is my captain, plus 10 others FC'.He's scored 9 goals in 7 for RM now... incredible start.

So far, my 3 R's are doing nothing. Ronaldo, Ribery and Rooney... sort it out lads, come on.

I like your list, although I'm not sure that 'wet floors' are particularly popular.

Oh, and when are people going to stop going on about Jennifer Tilly and her tits??Firstly, she's fucking ridiculously annoying. Secondly, she's about 80 years old. Thirdly, she's going out with Phil Laak (who should also be on this list by the way). You have some kind of weird fruedian complex if you like her, you freaks.Get Jennifer Tilly's tits OFF MY TV!!

Liverpool were soundly beaten tonight. Their next two games are against Lyon, who are looking good... possible upset on the cards with Liverpool not getting out of their group, perhaps?I made one transfer for tonights matches, because he didn't even play last week I took Konko (Sevilla defender) out. Obviously he scores. D'oh!

Back into Europe.8 goals from Ronaldo please!

Joe Hachem is worse, the smug little cunt.

Yes, it looks like he did.

Bendtner's Knickers (that's DinkDonk isn't it? 95% sure it is) had an especially great week. Congrats Sir!

oops, meant to post this in the Fantasy thread.

Who's top of the league now anyway? I haven't checked.

Yeah, but it's the guys who've captained Torres who've had the dream week. Even with Keane I've scored very average I think.Captained Fabregas, so I'd like HIM to get a goal or two now.

Yeah, after Ronaldo left it's good to be able to bring in fresh talent. Luckily, this Giggs chap seems to be an exciting young prospect. I think he'll do well at the club.

Um... wow. Thanks mate, he'll go and score now. And I hold you fully responsible if he does. We've just beaten Arsenal, Spurs and City on the spin so while we're full of confidence we shouldn't take Stoke lightly. They're good at set pieces, so Foster and Ferdinand better get their shit together. They won't make it easy for us at all, but I think we'll edge it, just.I don't think Fulham have got enough attacking options to trouble Arsenal. Arshavin's back I think, but I just hope Fabregas scores in this game.

If Darren Bent scores again this weekend, he'll be officially my least favourite football player. Even ahead of the likes of Barton and Diouf.I transferred Jones out, but not for Bent because I couldn't face admitting what a bad pick that was in the first place. Don't laugh, I've gone for Robbie Keane! Couldn't afford Defoe so I'm hoping that Keane actually does something.

DUCY!! DUCY??? DUCY!!!D U C Y??STOP NOT SAYING IT!There, that's better.