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MONEY FTW!

Yes indeed, 2BB /100hands is good. I 4 table 2-4 and Im going to carry it out for 1 more month and then in October I am running it to 3 tables of 3-6 and just think....230 hands an hour at 3 tables, multiplied by 2 BB (12) is $27.60 and hour, I can't wait.I built my roll up from 1/2 games for a month, then have been playing 2-4 for 2 months at the casinos, playing only 60 hours a month,and now this is my last month of 2-4 and I should have 4K at the end of this month, and then its time for 3-6. P.S. I ONLY GOT DSL 2 WEEKS AGO, OTHER WISE I WOULD BE A BILLIONAIRE BY NOW, LOL not really...but

You mean 1000 hands, A DAY right? Not for the whole month?

Well, as the famous words go, "Thats what you get for playing trash!"

Then keep that **** to yourself.

Alright boys, Im in for it to...Starting Bankroll= $2700 -I earned over $4,000 in the last 3 months playing 1/2 at first, then moved up to 2/4 limit, and somtimes 3-6. I was only playing 12-15 hours a week at LIVE game casinos. Some bills and my gf's b-day pwned some of the roll, but the $2700 is all liquid and ready to make me MORE money. And now I got my DSL and it's time for some serious grinding and winning.-I'm going to be playing 4 tables of 2-4 limit on PP and probably playing about 22K-30K hands this month. And if I can still keep up my +2BB/100hands then I can make $2,400 this mon

Goddamn, even when were are in a thread titled "Stu Ungar" and no one metions the lawsuit, someone has to bring it up! This is ridiculous. Will everyone stop talking about the lawsuit for 5 goddamn seconds! P.S. For all the slow pokes, I'm just joking.

Exactly my point. They don't last, sometimes you can't find the "bridge" style cards so you end up having the fat *** cards that make 4.25ft long flops that end up falling off the poker table, LMAO. Im funny

NH..I thought it was funny. I chuckled a bit. And oh yeah, what about 3 to 1?

Yes, you can. Welcome to Kem cards.

Well buddy, *deep sigh* It's a battle, and sometimes, when you fall off of the that ferocious Pokerstars play money horse, you gotta just JUMP right back on. Saddle up, you can do it!

IM CALLING BS....8000BB is HUGE. And you said .5/1 and LOWER...tell me more or else you are BS all the way

I hope you're not being serious. But there is this sick little feeling that is telling me you are.

So you grinded out 8K playing .50/1 and lower? WTF, how long did it take you to do that? 4 bugillion hands? Thats a serious roll and if you still had it you should be playing ATLEAST 5/10. So where are you in your poker career now? I must ask this

Hey dummy, youre the moron you started this all. All Im saying is that these guys on here getting boners over $80 is sick. Get a minimum wage job, work for a month, make $700 then play with that at a 1/2 level or whatever. I dont get how these guys are so excited for $80.I have a better way to make a "small" bank roll, AND ITS MORE THAN $80!WORK FOR 1 MONTH AT MCDONALDS AND HAVE A +$700 BANKROLL!!! Cool huh? Lazy ***.

LMAO, WERD!

Ok, maybe I missed something...You said you lost $400 in a 10/20 game. So that would be 20BB...Close to a decent buy in. 1 session, one live game session would be 20-30BB. So I don't get it? You had a 20BB losing session and now on-line poker sucks? Well I'm sure everyone has announced this, but less rake and no tipping dealers = MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKET.Not to mention multi table playing...You can see 28-35 hands in an hour at a good 10/20 game. I can see 300 an hour playing 4 tables...Make sense?My 1 hour of play is equal to you playing for 10 hours seeing your 30 hand an hour rate, s

1. you must play 5cent 10cent2. you must be lazy slacker with no roll to begin with3. you must suck at poker AND have no job4.suck it trebek

LMAO, THIS is the guy that said that ****? I remeber reading somewhere too, where they were making fun of a guy who said this. Wow, I met him. What a dummy..*shakes head*

Damn, I really thought Helmuth was going to win, I remember checking on Card Player or somewhere about a week or 2 ago and it said Helmuth was the winner but Madsen squeeked through win the "W" Cool.

I second that....

I love you

Maybe everyone, or nearly everyone on here is mildly retarded. Not full blow all the way retarded, but mildly. Mike "the mouth" Matusow is ALWAYS broke. Don't you see his little interviews on WSOP? He sports bets, he played some guy on internet poker, and then claimed he lost a good 500K on net poker. HE IS a degenerate gambler, and he always gets backed. Didn't any of you guys see the High Stakes Poker episode where DN makes fun of him and says, "Well Mikey what do you want to play for? Napkins?" Clearly proving that Mikey IS broke and DOES NOT have a steady bankroll. I know FullTilt

I just don't get it...It's what, an $80 profit, on average? Go work at McDonalds for 2 weeks, and take your $350 pay check and VOILA! Why are people stressing over $80 bonus? I'm no "high roller" but come on, this is just sad, Get a job and then you will HAVE your bank roll...

Shh...the more you talk the dumber you look. Don't make me tell everyone to GO TO THE "Smash is a genius" thread and tell them to read the last 3 or 4 pages....