GetSprung

Get it together damnit! Not as much as one of Rose's sex stories.

Well done sir, gg.

Exactly. It didn't make any sense.

Major win.

Pop those suckers in the microwave for 10-15 seconds and then dip. Thank me later.

After busting through 20 and a medium fry I honestly feel like blood is no longer flowing to vital organs.

Could of,, ,

Since you assholes brought it up I had to go buy a 20 piece of nuggets with 4 sweet n sour sauces. If heaven is real I hope it's paved with Mcnuggets and all potholes are filled dipping sauces.

Sweet and Sour is the god of all fast food sauces.

2/4 but dominatinggggSigh....AT<AA for all da chips4th for almost 3k. GG sir.

FTP $30k gtd 6 max. Heading into the FT 1/6 as Shamas Otoole $8700 for first and the rest doesn't matter. GOGOGOGO.

It's his avatar. It just makes you want to punch a midget directly in the face.

Dime bags are baller yo. My friends take two weeks pay to get one.

Yup Frightening, but true.

I'm not really sure why UB has live chat support online. At least at our company only about 2% of the chats are about how rigged we are. I can imagine that number is about 55% at UB.

Oh noez my Kings lost to Aces!

41 pages and I finally found something to quote. Well done.

Ain't that the truth. Forgetting Sarah Marshall one time.

My roommate was on his craps table for a little while at the Venetian and he didn't seem to have a system. I bet it's no Al_Smooth craps system.

Zing. Lol at him on the bad Celtics teams before Paul Pierce finally took over. Antoine was king of the bad shot. Gotta love the wiggle though.

You're for sure moving here? Best news ever!!!

Since I work there I figure I can help out with this a little bit. The advertisement is a bit misleading. ClubWPT is a subscription based poker site that operates under sweepstakes laws. Any online rooms without cash games or cash buy-ins is techincally legal under these laws. Hope that clears it up a bit.

Amen to that. Get better soon Bill.

Thanks for the consideration but it isn't me. Too busy to put the work into that awesome of a joke account.

Seriously...what terrible rules. I can't believe the World Series of Beer Pong is such a crapshoot.