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In Topic: I Called In Sick Today

02 May 2018 - 06:02 PM

View PostEssay21, on 02 May 2018 - 03:06 PM, said:

Had a beneficiary leave me a voicemail today where he called me an as shole and told me to go hell. I look forward to speaking with him in the morning. Should go well.

Tell him you'll say "hi" to Art Briles for him.

In Topic: Random Baseball Observations

01 May 2018 - 03:59 PM

Marlins have a nice little team this year.

In Topic: El Guapo & Randy Reed's Cooking Thread

01 May 2018 - 03:49 PM

I bought an 48", propane-powered outdoor griddle on a lark, and it's really coming into its own. I've been hosting a bunch of people for this whole transsexual education/Far Eastern immigration kink I'm working on, and this griddle absolutely dominates large scale American breakfast. Don't be that sex program host who just buys a crate of Eggos and a bunch of cereal, get a giant griddle.

In Topic: I Called In Sick Today

15 December 2017 - 04:32 PM

Anyone ever been jerked off in front of a horse by its owner? I'm not sure if he was jealous, aroused, or both, but it was definitely intense for him, based on the noises he made. Equine cuckolding goes both ways.

In Topic: Things/people That Are Overexposed Or Underexposed.

15 December 2017 - 04:27 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 27 September 2017 - 04:51 PM, said:

Apples are over exposed

I would argue that specific breeds of apples are overexposed, but outside of like three or four varietals, almost all apples are wildly underexposed. I had some cornish gilliflowers that changed the way I think about apples, and that's still an extremely sweet dessert apple. You can get real, real weird with apples. I'm thinking about growing my own.