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#3773561 ** The Official Los Angeles Lakers Thread **

Posted BigDMcGee on Yesterday, 09:31 AM

because rooting for a team led by a sociopathic, ball hogging rapist was so likable?


#3773147 Recreation Hockey League

Posted Babying on 30 September 2018 - 07:41 PM

View PostBabying, on 25 September 2018 - 10:06 AM, said:


Next weekend we have a friendly game against Oshawa on Saturday and than I am in Port Perry all day Sunday for a softball tournament.

Boy what a tough weekend. Friday we had a family wedding to attend at Elora Mills. We could not stay over night since my daughter has a softball game in Oshawa the next morning. Woke up early and the coach called wondering where we were since we were suppose to be at the park at 9 am. We got there at 9:30. I hate being late but my daughter could not get up. Afterwards I had to leave my daughter with a parent since I had a tee time at 2 pm with Otto. We got to the golf course at 1:55.

Sunday was a killer since our first game in Port Perry was at 8:30 am for my younger daughter. Her and another girl were the only new additions to the team. I had to wake up at 6 am. I need my beauty sleep so it was tough.

For the 1st game my daughter played pretty good. Had 2 very nice hits and we played a senior team & we expected to lose huge. We won 8-6.

2nd game we played a junior team and expected to win. We lost 9-7 because my daughter pitched and she was horrendous. She got yanked and cried on the bench. I tried to comfort her but she is a competitor and perfectionist. On the field she played well and also had a couple of hits.

3rd game we played a team out of Burlington. The practice 5-6 days a week and train the girls for NCAA scholorships. Yes I know crazy. We expected to lose huge but won 8-7 on a walkoff triple by the coach's daughter. How that came about however was crazy. These girls can hit but the fielding on our team was amazing. We play 7 innings but in the 6th inning with the game tied at 7s a girl hit a huge liner towards 2nd base. My daughter jumped like she was scaling the wall and caught it like a snowcone. The sight of her running back to the dugout with a huge smile while her teammates ran beside her was worth a million bucks. With the game still tied in the top of the 7th, they had my daughter in right field. This time a girl hit a huge bomb to right field. The opposing parents cheer loud when the hit happen but out of nowhere my daughter runs over and catches it. Than you hear a roar from our parents. We get the win and our parents are happy. Some parents come over to me to say how my daughter played outstanding. All of a sudden one of the umpires comes over to me and says thats your daughter (I think well there is only 1 chinese girl at the tournament, what do you think?) He than says she was amazing out today. I saw all 3 of your games and your daughter was all over the place. He than shakes my hand.

Just remember my younger daughter was cut from her select team since the idiot coach told me that her hitting is an issue and that is the reason I was looking for a rep team for her.

Winter training will start in a month and my daughter is already itching for the season to start.


#3773144 Daily Fantasy Sports. Lets All Make Some Money

Posted Dubey on 30 September 2018 - 04:27 PM

Scored 225 (!) points. Won a bunch of money


#3772982 Recreation Hockey League

Posted Babying on 25 September 2018 - 10:06 AM

Both of my daughters are now in Rep Softball. The younger one as a pitcher and the older one is an outfielder. I have been in full driving mode every single night. Heading out to either Aurora or Richmond Hill. Last night we were in Aurora for a friendly game against the 2003 girls. My daughter is a 2004 team. We expected to get smoked however the game ended 8-4. We held our own. The Aurora pitcher was throwing smoke. She was fast. Since the coach doesn't really know how my daughter is, he had her at the bottom of the order. There was a full count on my daughter and than boom, bomb to center field. The center fielder just turn and ran for the ball. It was a triple since she can run.

Honestly there is nothing like seeing your own hit one into the night sky and run like the wind. Awesome feeling I have to say.

Very glad my daughter got my wife's athletic skills.

Next weekend we have a friendly game against Oshawa on Saturday and than I am in Port Perry all day Sunday for a softball tournament.


#3772947 Random Hockey Observations

Posted digitalmonkey on 24 September 2018 - 02:42 PM

Lou Lamoriello is a stubborn old man and getting him out of Toronto was one of the best moves the Leafs made.


#3772807 A H L Discussion

Posted Babying on 17 September 2018 - 11:04 AM

I am trying my best to be at the draft and auction and I think I might be able to swing it


#3772442 Eminem - Stan (Poker Version)

Posted Muzza86 on 26 August 2018 - 01:08 AM

Stan - poker song

MY TEAS GONE COLD IM WONDERING WHY, I GOT ON THE FELT AT ALL. THE MORNING RAIN DISRUPTS MY ROUTER, AND I CANT PLAY AT ALL. AND EVEN IF I COULD IT WOULD ALL BE ALL BE GREY, DO I RAISE, CHECK OR CALL. IT REMINDS ME, THAT IM SO BAD, IM SO BAD.

Dear Slim, I raised you but still ain't calliní
I limped preflop, checked the turn and on the river decided to pot it
I sent two messages in the chat, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the software or somethin'
Sometimes I swear and they get starred out when I jot 'em
But anyways, **** it, what's been up, man? How you runniní?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Ivey
I read about your Bad beat, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch that 2 outed him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the YouTube clip of you slow rolling Johnny chan
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the hand you played with Antonius, too, that pot was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

MY TEAS GONE COLD IM WONDERING WHY, I GOT ON THE FELT AT ALL. THE MORNING RAIN DISRUPTS MY ROUTER, AND I CANT PLAY AT ALL. AND EVEN IF I COULD IT WOULD ALL BE ALL BE GREY, DO I RAISE, CHECK OR CALL. IT REMINDS ME, THAT IM SO BAD, IM SO BAD.

Dear Slim, you still ain't called or raised, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****ed up when people tank,
And Whyíd You have to knock me out the tourny last month
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed Autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited on your whole time bank for you
For four minutes and you slow rolled
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his ****in' idol
He wants to play just like you, man, he studies you more than I do
Sometimes I push my stack to see how much it bleeds
And sometimes I get lucky, itís such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I play poker 24/7
But she donít play the game like I do, Slim, no one does
She doesnít know what itís like when someone shoves and youíve got the nuts
You gotta call me, man, It'll be the biggest pot you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S.: Iíve only got pocket 2ís

MY TEAS GONE COLD IM WONDERING WHY, I GOT ON THE FELT AT ALL. THE MORNING RAIN DISRUPTS MY ROUTER, AND I CANT PLAY AT ALL. AND EVEN IF I COULD IT WOULD ALL BE ALL BE GREY, DO I RAISE, CHECK OR CALL. IT REMINDS ME, THAT IM SO BAD, IM SO BAD.

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Raise my hands"
This will be the last chat message I ever send your ass
It's been six minutes and still no decision, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two messages
No swearing at all, they were perfect
So this is my chat message I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the bog right now, I'm playing poker using 4G,
I love you, Slim, we coulda been all in together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you donít call and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your internet dies and you can't breathe without me
See, Slim
(Shut up bitch! A hands being dealt)
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend wanting to get on the felt
But I didn't tell her no, I just signed her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she plays shit she'll suffer more, and then she'll bust, too
Well, gotta go, Weíre almost at the bubble now
Oh shit, I forgot, chat only letís you type 60 characters out?


Dear Stan, I meant to call you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's playing now, how good is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother
I wrote it on a PokerStars cap
I'm sorry I knocked you out that tourny, I had a pocket too,
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to bust you
But what's this shit you said about you like to shove your stack with pocket 2ís
I say that shit just clownin', dawg
Come on, how tilted are you?
You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counselling
To help your ass to stop slow playing Kings when you get dealt some
And what's this shit about us going all in together?
Thatís the type of shit will make me not want us to play each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to teach her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you bust yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you, but Stan
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I didnít mean to time bank
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one guy on the felt a couple weeks ago and he made me sick
Some dude was drunk and shoved in first position with 83
And he had 7 people behind him, and one of them was me.
Someone called him, and said ďfishĒ, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!


#3772246 Off Off Topic: Cool Toronto People's Thread

Posted Babying on 13 August 2018 - 11:35 AM

View PostBabying, on 07 August 2018 - 09:10 AM, said:

I am also playing golf on Sunday at Caledon golf and country club. On the 600 yard par 5 is where a CRA tax auditor flipped his cart because he was drunk on a very steep hill

Well something happen at Caledon on Sunday. Otto and I stayed for 2 rounds since I had an Underpar. My golf buddy and his son left after the first round

On the 2nd round on the short 240 yard par 4 we both hit different trees and the balls bounce back. I made a nice chip on to the green and putted in for birdie. Otto chip on to the far fringe and chip it hard towards the hole it bounce once and the 2nd bounce into the cup for birdie. First time we both birdie a hole. The rest of the front 9 was crazy because I shot 37 (1 over). Best front 9 in my life. The rest was bogey golf which I am accustomed to. However on the 11th I pulled my drive into the trees and rehit a huge drive down the middle. I hit onto the green and one putted into the hole. Otto said I got a birdie. I said no I count everything. Itís a bogey

Otto is now bugging me to know when we are playing next since he probably played the best he has ever played too. Needless to say I am itching to play


#3772100 What Is The Last Movie You Saw?

Posted David_Sklansky on 04 August 2018 - 09:14 AM

I think there needs to be a small white truck parked next to the scene of the accident, watching but not participating.


#3772025 A H L Discussion

Posted serge on 31 July 2018 - 04:47 PM

There is a 47 percent chance I will be in attendance.


#3771699 Essay's Top Ten

Posted BigDMcGee on 20 July 2018 - 04:06 PM

Top Ten Greatest Lakers of all time:

LeBron
Kareem
Magic
Wilt
Shaq
West
Elgin
Mikin
Kobe
Pau




#3771576 What Is The Last Movie You Saw?

Posted BigDMcGee on 16 July 2018 - 01:57 PM

View Postbrvheart, on 14 July 2018 - 02:30 PM, said:

I finally saw Get Out.

Spoiler

Still, I enjoyed the story. It was good.



I have been thinking about how to more fully respond to this, off and on for the past couple days. I didn't just want to be snarky, and give you a serious response, because I think you're being earnest, and you're not a horrible monster like Essay.
Spoiler



#3771353 The Hottest Of Takes

Posted Essay21 on 06 July 2018 - 08:44 AM

If you have taken a public bathroom mirror selfie you should be sterilized. We cannot continue to allow people like that to have children.


#3771271 Essay's Top Ten

Posted BigDMcGee on 04 July 2018 - 08:08 PM

Does The Knick count on this list? Because The Knick is one of my absolute favorite tv shows. I loved it. I think it could have benefited from a BBC Sherlock/Luther model and only have 3-4 episode seasons, but it was incredible television


#3771055 Official Toronto Maple Leafs Thread

Posted MapleLeafpoker on 01 July 2018 - 09:24 AM

Why do the numbers shock you? He's going to be the 2nd highest paid player in the NHL, he isnt better than McDavid?

Maybe SJ offered more, but its only another 7mill, when youve already made 200mill not such a big deal im guessiing if the difference is where you really want to live and work.