Loismustdie 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 You know who else reminds me of terrorists? Old ladies who actually still use checks. I have to sit there behind them after they went into the express lane with 13 items to many(Iknow, I counted), and wait while they scribble out a damn check. Hunt for the checkbook, hunt for a pen, write the check, put everything back into a spot where she won't find it again tommorow, and then shuffle away like the whole world moves at this zombie pace. Terrorists, I tell you. Link to post Share on other sites
KUPoker5 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Also a terrorist: the guy who pays at the toll booth with pennies. Al Qaeda has infiltrated our society to the core! Link to post Share on other sites
ShootAndHit 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I can't believe you guys compared old ladies and a toll booth guy with terrorists, Z0mg Z0mg Z0mg !!!!I used to be a HUGE fan of you 2, but not anymore !!! Link to post Share on other sites
Barack_Obama 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 That Osama Bin Laden guy also might qualify. Link to post Share on other sites
weishan14 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Who are you calling "little old lady"? Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Who are you calling "little old lady"?now that's funny Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 Who are you calling "little old lady"? Was that you? Guess I should apologize for slapping that cane out of your hand. In retrospect, maybe I overreacted. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Who are you calling "little old lady"? Link to post Share on other sites
weishan14 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Was that you? Guess I should apologize for slapping that cane out of your hand. In retrospect, maybe I overreacted.Lucky for you I dropped the cane, cuz I was going to trip you with it! And Scott -- are you laughing??? Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Lucky for you I dropped the cane, cuz I was going to trip you with it! And Scott -- are you laughing??? wha..wha...what? ME??!!!no mam...no way. I never laugh at a lady swinging a cane. Link to post Share on other sites
weishan14 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 wha..wha...what? ME??!!!no mam...no way. I never laugh at a lady swinging a cane. I'm glad to hear it, cuz you seemed like a nice young man.PS Did I hy-jack this thread?? Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 PS Did I hy-jack this thread??Like a pro Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I'm glad to hear it, cuz you seemed like a nice young man.PS Did I hy-jack this thread??lol. Balloon. Everyone knows only terrorists hy jack. HEY!.... WAIT A MINUTE! Btw Sandi, I have Sylvia on board for the long promised first live session! Should be a hoot! Link to post Share on other sites
weishan14 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 You know who else reminds me of terrorists? Old ladies who actually still use checks. I have to sit there behind them after they went into the express lane with 13 items to many(Iknow, I counted), and wait while they scribble out a damn check. Hunt for the checkbook, hunt for a pen, write the check, put everything back into a spot where she won't find it again tommorow, and then shuffle away like the whole world moves at this zombie pace. Terrorists, I tell you.And it was only 10 over the limit - I can still count, Sonny!! Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I think every post in this thread has made me laugh, except mine Link to post Share on other sites
weishan14 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Like a proDon't feel bad Balloon guy, your post was great - can't remember bein called a "pro" before -- but then I can't remember a lot of things, come to think of it ...Besides, it nice to see someone showin respect for their elders for a change. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Wish my Mother-In-Law was funny.(I'd settle for living in Michigan) Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Wish my Mother-In-Law was funny.(I'd settle for living in Michigan)LOL.and...living in Michigan can be easily done my friend....I know some folks that will sell you their houses in Detroit for about 20-bucks each.Which means you can buy up like...ohhhh...50,000 of them! Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Don't feel bad Balloon guy, your post was great - can't remember bein called a "pro" before -- but then I can't remember a lot of things, come to think of it ...Besides, it nice to see someone showin respect for their elders for a change. LOLOLOL at that Avatar!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 And it was only 10 over the limit - I can still count, Sonny!! That avatar is why I started this thread. Good, clean fun. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 You know who else reminds me of terrorists? Old ladies who actually still use checks. I have to sit there behind them after they went into the express lane with 13 items to many(Iknow, I counted), and wait while they scribble out a damn check. Hunt for the checkbook, hunt for a pen, write the check, put everything back into a spot where she won't find it again tommorow, and then shuffle away like the whole world moves at this zombie pace. Terrorists, I tell you.trust me your better off with one with a checkbook than one with a change purse. If they have coupons forget about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Turbo Dog 1 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Little old ladies (audio report)http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf Link to post Share on other sites
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